TMI Tuesday!

TXSparky

Last week we voted for a Tuesday thing, so here it is! Let's here 'em ladies! What is your TMI?

TXSparky

When I'm pregnant I get chewbaca nipples. Under normal circumstances I have an occasional stray hair that need plucking, but when I'm pregnant, it is like a bush starts to form on each one.

missnacholover

My farts and poops are RANK.  I think they smell worse than DH's.   

hullabalou

I have the worst yeast infection and my doctor says it can't be treated until second tri. I am dependent on vagisil and ice cold rags placed on my vagina throughout the day to make it. I am so uncomfortable.

TXSparky

@mrskbuck‌ That sucks! I'm sorry.

nonoemily

I figured out I was pregnant when I got a yeast infection. I'm over thirty and I've never had one in my life! Sucks, dude, I hope you feel better soon.

I'm so bloated and feel like I need to poop. I also feel really nauseous. Last time I didn't feel this bad. I have only had nausea in the evenings for far, but here I am at six am eating ginger candies and feeling sick.

This sucks you guys.

RedBirdFly

DH and I sit on the sink counter and talk to each other when we are pooping.

DH and I are gross so the next 32 Tuesdays are going to be fantastically fun for me.

ETA: Whoever is pooping is on the toilet. We don't poop on the sink counter. I suddenly was terrified that is how this would be taken.

LadyBird9

knitsmagee said:

I already can't cough/sneeze/laugh, really anything, without peeing myself.  I don't even want to think about how bad it is going to get.

ME TOO!  WTF?!?  I didn't think that was supposed to happen until after birth.  Jeeeez...

lisaren

I'm so fuckin jealous of all you poopers. Wah.

ArtTeacherMom

mrskbuck said:

I have the worst yeast infection and my doctor says it can't be treated until second tri. I am dependent on vagisil and ice cold rags placed on my vagina throughout the day to make it. I am so uncomfortable.

Oh no! That sounds terrible. A friend of mine has chronic yeast infections and she had one a while ago that wouldn't go away with otc stuff. Her mom is a natural healing person (nurse) and told her to put straight up unflavored, unsweetened yogurt on the area. I can't remember if it cured it, but I know she said it helped. 

missnacholover

knitsmagee said:

Kllopez1221 said:

I already can't cough/sneeze/laugh, really anything, without peeing myself.  I don't even want to think about how bad it is going to get.

I kinda have the same issue, except I fart. Not sure which is worse...

I don't know about you, but my farts are so, so bad right now.  I feel awful for my family.

Seriously!  And I can't even blame it on the dog, because we don't have one! 

Kristy774

Sneeze pee....and you know what really annoys me about this is that DH is like " omg ew gross don't tell me" ummm, you watched me have a baby, you've seen my face deformed when I had Bell's palsy, you've cleaned up my throw up and thrown away my pee sticks and cups when I was checking for ovulation but you don't want to hear about my sneeze pee????? Really? So I mention it to him every time it happens because he's partly responsible for the sneeze pee. He is the one that knocked me up.

Ridiculous.

CountryMama1114

All if these things! And I fell asleep during sex.

icaughtfire

I'm on pelvic rest, and it SUCKS. I've never wanted to bang my husband so bad..I'm having sex dreams daily.

missnacholover

CountryMama1114 said:

All if these things! And I fell asleep during sex.

That is awesome.  Last time we had sex, I almost tossed my cookies.  I pretty much have to tell DH not to dilly-dally and get it done.

tlc35

I'm definitely there with the farting.  So gross.

pauljl

Never been so happy to hear other people complain about gas. 

I'm pretty sure my insides are 99% air at this point. Which makes putting on pants *super fun*. 

At least at work I can blame any extra aromas on my poor 7 year old students.  

bigmamaT26

My breath smells like i licked the entire restroom floor at a rest stop.

AnnieRoo13

I have my second cold this pregnancy (I normally have a wicked immune system when not pregnant) and this morning I woke up with snot encrusting my nostril and leaking out all over my pillow. I'm disgusting.

RedBirdFly

missnacholover said:

CountryMama1114 said:

All if these things! And I fell asleep during sex.

That is awesome.  Last time we had sex, I almost tossed my cookies.  I pretty much have to tell DH not to dilly-dally and get it done.


I read this first as "tossed my salad" and wondered how the heck you managed to do that to yourself, especially while mid-coitus.

My mind is in the gutter.

Kristy774

AnnieRoo13 said:

I have my second cold this pregnancy (I normally have a wicked immune system when not pregnant) and this morning I woke up with snot encrusting my nostril and leaking out all over my pillow. I'm disgusting.

I've had 2 colds and even when the colds are gone I have constant drainage. So gross. I'm always congested.

SuperFreakedFirstTimer

bigmamaT26 said:

My breath smells like i licked the entire restroom floor at a rest stop.

This made me gag. Kudos.

missnacholover

RedBirdFly said:

CountryMama1114 said:

All if these things! And I fell asleep during sex.

That is awesome.  Last time we had sex, I almost tossed my cookies.  I pretty much have to tell DH not to dilly-dally and get it done.

I read this first as "tossed my salad" and wondered how the heck you managed to do that to yourself, especially while mid-coitus. My mind is in the gutter.

Yeah...I don't practice yoga.  I am not that flexible. And, also, eww.

CountryMama1114

RedBirdFly said:

missnacholover said:

CountryMama1114 said:

All if these things! And I fell asleep during sex.

That is awesome.  Last time we had sex, I almost tossed my cookies.  I pretty much have to tell DH not to dilly-dally and get it done.

I read this first as "tossed my salad" and wondered how the heck you managed to do that to yourself, especially while mid-coitus.

My mind is in the gutter.



I can only hope to be that flexible one day lol.

DH was like seriously? I asked him if he finished. He confirmed he did and I asked what he was complaining for then lol.

lrtravis25

The sneeze pee was what my DH and I refered to last time as snissing. It occurred quite often in my last pregnancy. Thankfully hasn't kicked in yet this time around.

Last night in the midst of getting busy with my DH, I fell asleep. I woke up and just saw DH staring at me like WTF?!..... Oops,sorry hunny!

Justjessp

mrskbuck said:

I have the worst yeast infection and my doctor says it can't be treated until second tri. I am dependent on vagisil and ice cold rags placed on my vagina throughout the day to make it. I am so uncomfortable.

Oh no!! That's terrible!!! I am sure you have, but Have you tried natural remedies:
https://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/stories/treating-yeast-infections-natures-way.

Hang in there!!

hullabalou

Justjessp said:

mrskbuck said:

I have the worst yeast infection and my doctor says it can't be treated until second tri. I am dependent on vagisil and ice cold rags placed on my vagina throughout the day to make it. I am so uncomfortable.

Oh no!! That's terrible!!! I am sure you have, but Have you tried natiral remedies:
https://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/stories/treating-yeast-infections-natures-way.

Hang in there!!

I've tried everything I can find that is safe for pregnancy, but medicated external creams and cold rags are the only relief I get!

mander82

lmao @ these soooo hard!    I think I am going to like TMI tuesdays!   ha ha ha ha!  Sorry, I am one of those messed up people that will laugh at people when they fall down and get hurt....then I get concerned after I laugh.  Tee hee.....I like slapstick!

 

Anyways,  my TMI......so I keep going back and forth between constipation and diarhea which makes it hard to manage because I don't want to take a stool softener if I am going to be shitting my guts out the next day.......

Yesterday while at work,  I had to go.     I hate going at work,  but when you gotta go,  you gotta go.   It was a constipation one.....one where you need to keep pooping,  but you have to get back to your desk before someone starts a search party.   400 wipes of streaky shit later (and 5 flushes)  I feel clean enough to pull my pants back up.    One of those poops......ha ha!

missnacholover

mander82 said:

lmao @ these soooo hard!    I think I am going to like TMI tuesdays!   ha ha ha ha!  Sorry, I am one of those messed up people that will laugh at people when they fall down and get hurt....then I get concerned after I laugh.  Tee hee.....I like slapstick!

 

Anyways,  my TMI......so I keep going back and forth between constipation and diarhea which makes it hard to manage because I don't want to take a stool softener if I am going to be shitting my guts out the next day.......

Yesterday while at work,  I had to go.     I hate going at work,  but when you gotta go,  you gotta go.   It was a constipation one.....one where you need to keep pooping,  but you have to get back to your desk before someone starts a search party.   400 wipes of streaky shit later (and 5 flushes)  I feel clean enough to pull my pants back up.    One of those poops......ha ha!

I keep the travel packs of Charmin butt wipes in my desk at work for just this reason.  Messy shits are the worst.

jf198400

mrskbuck said:

I have the worst yeast infection and my doctor says it can't be treated until second tri. I am dependent on vagisil and ice cold rags placed on my vagina throughout the day to make it. I am so uncomfortable.

I had a yeast infection in first tri during my first pregnancy and they put me on an antibiotic. I would be demanding they give me something.

brichar31

lisaren said:

I'm so fuckin jealous of all you poopers. Wah.

I'm right there with you   OOOHH try prune juice they say...yeah, I can barely get crackers down these days and prune juice is nasty. 

NunyaBennis

Justjessp said:

mrskbuck said:

I have the worst yeast infection and my doctor says it can't be treated until second tri. I am dependent on vagisil and ice cold rags placed on my vagina throughout the day to make it. I am so uncomfortable.

Oh no!! That's terrible!!! I am sure you have, but Have you tried natural remedies:
https://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/stories/treating-yeast-infections-natures-way.

Hang in there!!

Garlic was listed to ingest, but a remedy that works (for me) is this:
Poke a hole through the end of a garlic clove with a needle & thread with embroidery floss.
Dip in olive oil.
Insert the salad-garnish-tampon & leave it in overnight.
MIRACLE.

lisaren

I JUST POOPED!!!!! Hear the poop gods sing!!!


This is a big deal for me. I'm having a moment.

Jpinky9

I love these!!!!!

I can 100% relate to the gas problem!!! I am ripping them like never before! DH and I were at my parents a few Saturdays ago and they had a did trainer over and they were saying good by to her at the front door. I was sitting in the floor in the livingroom and let out several huge farts that were so loud and made even louder by the hardwood floor I was sitting on. DH was sitting on a chair laughing and my mom poked her head around the corner and was like WTF was that noise!

Oh the joys!!!

hullabalou

jf198400 said:

mrskbuck said:

I have the worst yeast infection and my doctor says it can't be treated until second tri. I am dependent on vagisil and ice cold rags placed on my vagina throughout the day to make it. I am so uncomfortable.

I had a yeast infection in first tri during my first pregnancy and they put me on an antibiotic. I would be demanding they give me something.

Antibiotics usually cause a yeast infection for me....I don't think antibiotics will clear it if it isn't bacterial, right?


Also....@nunyabennis I really want relief but I don't know if I could sleep with garlic inside my vagina. That's a lot outside my comfort zone! Haha.

missnacholover

NunyaBennis said:

I have the worst yeast infection and my doctor says it can't be treated until second tri. I am dependent on vagisil and ice cold rags placed on my vagina throughout the day to make it. I am so uncomfortable.

Oh no!! That's terrible!!! I am sure you have, but Have you tried natural remedies: https://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/stories/treating-yeast-infections-natures-way. Hang in there!!

Garlic was listed to ingest, but a remedy that works (for me) is this: Poke a hole through the end of a garlic clove with a needle & thread with embroidery floss. Dip in olive oil. Insert the salad-garnish-tampon & leave it in overnight. MIRACLE.

Vampire Yeast infection?

NunyaBennis

missnacholover said:

NunyaBennis said:

Justjessp said:

mrskbuck said:

I have the worst yeast infection and my doctor says it can't be treated until second tri. I am dependent on vagisil and ice cold rags placed on my vagina throughout the day to make it. I am so uncomfortable.

Oh no!! That's terrible!!! I am sure you have, but Have you tried natural remedies:
https://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/stories/treating-yeast-infections-natures-way.

Hang in there!!

Garlic was listed to ingest, but a remedy that works (for me) is this:
Poke a hole through the end of a garlic clove with a needle & thread with embroidery floss.
Dip in olive oil.
Insert the salad-garnish-tampon & leave it in overnight.
MIRACLE.

Vampire Yeast infection?


lol, perhaps. I do love my filet mignon rare!

raelynn71109

Not to brag or anything, but I am actually pooping more regularly now that I am pregnant than I ever have. No diarrhea, no constipation, just regular, consistent BMs. I always had problems with constipation before and coffee was the only thing that would get me moving. I am loving it!

My other TMI share: I have zero desire to have sex but I keep having sex dreams and sleepgasms. I feel a little guilty about this. It doesn't help that the two times we have had sex since my BFP, it was painful. I have had issues with painful sex off and on for years, to the point of going to physical therapy. It was a lot better after I got off the pill, but now I'm having issues again. :-(

suzyrenee

knitsmagee said:

I already can't cough/sneeze/laugh, really anything, without peeing myself.  I don't even want to think about how bad it is going to get.

During my last pregnancy I would pee myself if I laughed, cried, sneezed, pooped, etc. but that wasn't until the end when I was really big and baby was on my bladder. So I was very surprised last night when I sneezed and peed a little. Lol.

TXSparky

knitsmagee said:

raelynn71109 said:

Not to brag or anything, but I am actually pooping more regularly now that I am pregnant than I ever have. No diarrhea, no constipation, just regular, consistent BMs. I always had problems with constipation before and coffee was the only thing that would get me moving. I am loving it!

My other TMI share: I have zero desire to have sex but I keep having sex dreams and sleepgasms. I feel a little guilty about this. It doesn't help that the two times we have had sex since my BFP, it was painful. I have had issues with painful sex off and on for years, to the point of going to physical therapy. It was a lot better after I got off the pill, but now I'm having issues again. :-(

I wanted to ask on here if anyone else has had an orgasm while sleeping, but kept forgetting.  I'm glad I'm not the only one.  It doesn't happen all the time, but fairly regularly.  I thought I was some kind of weirdo!

Happens to me too! Have you read about the women that actually orgasm while giving birth? Wow! Sign me up. That sounds way better than a ring of fire.

wendyld

I want sleepgasms! This is unjust.