nsfw:I'm having triplets so we're working our way up to three fists. We have an ad up on Craigslist for a fist helper since obviously DH only has two. My OB/GYN says my vagina is very elastic and the… (View Post)
MY BABY!!!11! I am sofaking excited for you, lover! I can't even stand myself. You better invite me to the baby shower. I will murder something if I have to to be there! I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! … (View Post)
cruelsound:I would offer up my oldest to some of you anti-harness ladies for a day so you can understand exactly why some kids DO need them, but I don't want your stupid germs getting on him. I'll ta… (View Post)