I will kill dh

JackiTiger · January 2009

I will stab him in the face with a shiv made from a toothbrush.

I do most of the laundry. I always have to ask him to bring him laundry up, never does it on his own (zero ability to multitask). Well, at the beginning of this week, he had two loads of his clothes, clean and folded on our living room chair. He never brings it up (I don't bring it up b/c a)I shouldn't have to and b) there's nowhere to put it upstairs right now b/c he hasn't put away his other clean laundry up there) and our dog lays all over and wrinkles it up and gets it hairy.

I say something to dh, rewash it, refold it and put it on the chair. That was f*ckin Tuesday. Wake up this morning, laundry still there and the dog has yet again slept all over it.

I will not do 3 extra loads of laundry this week b/c dh is a douche! F*cker!

Vent over. At some point today, this will be addressed with dh, either with words or a shiv.

t.bird · January 2009

it sounds like you're going to have to shank him in order to get your point across.

i wish you luck- and might i suggest getting a lawyer? we'll be your character witnesses!

Mrs White · January 2009

I would just let him wear wrinkle, hairy clothes.. or he can re-wash them..; but according to my husband I don't let him get away with anything. I am just a big meanie who makes him clean the kitchen, help fold laundry and he still has to take out the trash.

XXXXX222 · January 2009

Boooooooo, hiss! ?Make him wear the hairy clothes while you stab him in the face.

JackiTiger · January 2009

I so need to be get tougher with him. He really lets so much stuff fall on me and I can't keep up with it. And if he blows it off when I talk to him, it is on.

JackiTiger · January 2009

I like sulfa's idea

All right, ladies...I'm off to work. Have a good day!

Mrs White · January 2009

At one point when we first started living together DH would pull crap like that. I finally just stopped doing his laundry all together. He got whiney and I looked at him as said "i'm not your mother, either you assist me with things or you can be a big boy and do it all yourself" He pouted for about 2 days and then I came home to every bit of laundry washed and put away.

Now I typically wash but he helps fold.. lol Again.. I am just a big meanie