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LOL, was that PABST about me?

CleoKittyCleoKitty member
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This is the first time I've ever read a PABST and thought, "Hey, I think they might be talking about me!"?

"You work nights, I have asked what you do multiple times and you haven't responded.? I have now drawn the conclusion that you are a stripper!"

It's probably not about me after all, but it still made me laugh.?

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  • xbrooklyngrlxbrooklyngrl
    Well there's only one way to find out. Are you a stripper???
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  • DandelionMomDandelionMom
    Isn't everyone who works nights a stripper?
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  • CleoKittyCleoKitty member

    imagexbrooklyngrl:
    Well there's only one way to find out. Are you a stripper???

    Only if there's a market out there for slightly overweight strippers who can't dance and have no?rhythm. ;-)

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  • Temp374386125003286Temp374386125003286

    Yes!  It was about you.  I really don't think you are a stripper because that would mean you were a pregnant stripper at one point but it has crossed my mind! 

    So . . . what do you do?

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  • Samantha ThomasSamantha Thomas
    imageCleoKitty:

    imagexbrooklyngrl:
    Well there's only one way to find out. Are you a stripper???

    Only if there's a market out there for slightly overweight strippers who can't dance and have no rhythm. ;-)

    I'm pretty sure that sums up all of the strippers that live in my area.  Not that I visit the strip club much or anything...

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  • pincushionspincushions

    as someone who has worked in a strip club as a make up artist......

    they take all kinds.

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  • xbrooklyngrlxbrooklyngrl

    lol Sam and Pin, I agree! There's a market for every kind!

     

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  • CleoKittyCleoKitty member
    imagesmccabe9:

    Yes!? It was about you.? I really don't think you are a stripper because that would mean you were a pregnant stripper at one point but it has crossed my mind!?

    So . . . what do you do?

    LOL, I've posted lots of times on here what I really do- I just must have missed all of the times you've asked.

    I'm an in-home companion for two men who have Down's syndrome. They are roommates and have their own apartment, but they have someone with them 24/7 just for their own safety. They're really sweet and mellow guys. I worked last night and took them to their Special Olympics bowling league which was fun, then they went home and got ready for bed. Once they're in bed I can read, watch tv, mess around on my computer, pretty much whatever I want. ?

    But- being a pregnant stripper certainly would make for a better story. Or, in my current state, a lactating stripper. Wonder if I could work some squirting into the dance routine? ;-)?

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  • pincushionspincushions

    I still ::shudder:: when I think about what I did to make ends meet when I was 18 living in Boston.. thank god they had to wear "cocktail" dresses when they weren't dancing....

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  • stacynikkistacynikki member
    Wow Cleo!  That's amazing!  I never knew you did that! 
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  • KapaluaKapalua
    imagepincushions:

    I still ::shudder:: when I think about what I did to make ends meet when I was 18 living in Boston.. thank god they had to wear "cocktail" dresses when they weren't dancing....

    you weren't hanging out in the combat zone I hope!  It's scary down there!!

    Nathan 7-13-06 ~ Elizabeth 4-12-09 ~ Zachary 8-5-11
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