Every morning this month my son has woken up and immediately announced (very loudly) how many days are left until his birthday, like he's the town crier with some earth shattering news. It sends me into an immediate panic because OH MY GOD that means I only have that many days left to get my shiz together and mommy needs her coffee before I can process that kind of dysfunction!!!
My oldest daughter turned 13 in December. Where do I return her? Do you think fire stations will still take them at this age? Holy smokes! She's like the sour patch kids comercial - sour one minute and sweet the next. I swear, you couldn't pay me to be 13 again though. I have to remember to be patient.
@mrsmtothek I feel you. I have 2 birthdays within the next month. DS will be 3 on March 30 and DD2 will be 4 on April 4. I’ve made zero preparations.
I have one specific coworker who keeps bringing in hard boiled eggs everyday. Normally that’s no issue. But right now, the smell is making me gag. I thought someone had very bad gas at first. Nope. Just a pregnancy-enhanced super-sniffer and aversion to eggs. Bleh.
@UnwritteN12 dying ahhh I am sooo not ready for the teenage version of my daughter because she very much embodies the attitude of one already at 4. I'm so screwed.
@chrissdee isn't there some kind of unwritten rule that you don't bring stinky things to lunch at work?? that would make me gag with or without preggo hormones!
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@chrissdee isn't there some kind of unwritten rule that you don't bring stinky things to lunch at work?? that would make me gag with or without preggo hormones!