You know you're pregnant when...

kgg2241 · September 2021

What have you done, said, realized lately that's made you be like "Yep, I am KTFU".

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kgg2241 · September 2021

I accused my husband of not showering because I swear he smelled like BO. He was not happy with me. Oh and there are approximately 6 water bottles on my nightstand, and in my car, and at my desk 😂.

morgantu · September 2021

went to the work cafeteria and 2nd bought lunch, not 30 minutes after eating the salad i brought for lunch.

night_nurse · September 2021

Thought I had the sweet potatoes in the oven baking for 30mins but really they were just sitting on the counter…i was way more upset about having to wait longer to eat dinner than I was about the wasted energy.

realhousewife519 · September 2021

Woke my sleeping husband up at midnight to angrily demand whether he had eaten the secret McFlurry I had stashed in the freezer. He hadn't, FYI... ooops

ETA: he had moved it to the "Soft Serve" cubby in our freezer to keep it from freezing solid on me.

Patience7150 · September 2021

Thought of a great snack to eat that got me really excited, but since it was only 8am I thought I should wait a bit. When it was snack time, I couldn't think of what the snack was for the life of me.

goldfishcraker · September 2021

1) last night I had a weird-ass sex dream.

2) DS's cousin brought a baby carriage and doll over for him. DS made fake baby crying sounds, and picked up the baby, rocked it, and then put it up on his shoulder (well, in his armpit 😅) and patted its back, making shushing sounds. He said "okay baby. Ok!"
So I started crying.

lurvleybunchococonuts · September 2021

When the smell of meat makes me wanna barf everywhere 🤮

nursejenn5 · September 2021

@goldfishcraker I hate the weird sex dreams 😂 I have them two nights in a row and partly am concerned for my innermost brain

kgg2241 · September 2021

@nursejenn5 😂😂😂

@lurvleybunchococonuts Same! I am also struggling with tap water. It smells dirty or something.

andreaedrake · September 2021

Lol. Water is one of my hardest things to keep down for some reason.

Nik102 · September 2021

I baked a cake late last night, because “the baby wanted it”....I only ate one piece and today the cake doesn’t look so delicious to me.

nursejenn5 · September 2021

Randomly gagging. Over nothing. No smell. Not horribly nauseous at the time. Not brushing my teeth… But gagging wondering if I need to try and get to the bathroom. Ready for 2nd trimester already 😂

jenis_fan_for_life · September 2021

OMG @nursejenn5 you must be a fly on my wall!!! This is me to a T - gagging over nothing, anything, everything. Turning over in bed, gag. Standing up to go to the bathroom, gag. And even THINKING about brushing my teeth, gag. 😫

goldfishcraker · September 2021

@nursejenn5 haha I'm glad it's not just me!
I just don't understand why all of mine end up involving me supposed to get involved with women...and then I'm always "but..I'm married..." And some sort of drama always follows 😅😂

rachelredhead · September 2021

I smell weird stuff all the time. At least once a week I ask my husband if he smells bacon. And last night I asked him why the house smelled like peanuts and he looked at me like I was crazy. 🤷‍♀️

luckyduck42 · September 2021

@rachelredhead yes! My husband is getting sick of me telling him that something smells! Every day there is a new smell, and I just can't anymore. I'm ready for my normal nose back.

Panaceia · September 2021

@rachelredhead I had to shut the air conditioner off last night because the air smelled weird to me and was making me sick...😅

jessier19 · September 2021

Every night we eat dinner as a family and then put our son down for bed. Then I have to eat a second dinner before I can put myself down for bed 🤦🏻‍♀️

realhousewife519 · September 2021

The smells are getting me too. Every time the fridge opens, I almost throw up. I have my husband keep purging the fridge but I need to bleach that thing out. I threw out all the garlic (even though I love garlic).

My September symptom is my boobs have grown about 2 cup sizes and started to hurt - this happened way way earlier in my last 2 pregnancies. This time it was a bit of a delayed symptom. Not sure why that is.

Panaceia · September 2021

@realhousewife519 Yes to getting rid of garlic! I love garlic but cannot handle it in pregnancy. SO brought over some sausages from his mom's house the other night and the smell made me throw up...it literally permeated my nose fir the rest of the night and I couldn't sleep:/

gembud · September 2021

Vitamin C’s song Graduation made me sob in the car, yup I hit that point

kgg2241 · September 2021

@gembud Oh that reminds me of my last pregnancy! I cried listening to Mac Miller. I am still sad that he died, but my crying was a bit out there. Pregnancy is wild.

gembud · September 2021

@kgg2241 so wild! Last pregnancy my girlfriends and I ate at this restaurant named after a dog, leaving the restaurant I found out he died in the 70s and when I tell you I sobbedddd my poor friends were trying to take care of me while not laughing in my face

realhousewife519 · September 2021

LOL I am glad I'm not the only one. This week I cried at the end of The Little Mermaid when King Triton gave Ariel legs...

bananasb · September 2021

My stomach does not let me sleep unless it’s full. It is the weirdest thing and I never experienced this with #1. The hunger pangs are literally painful and cannot be ignored.

jlbaker08 · September 2021

I wake up to pee 2.5 hours after I fall asleep every night... and of course I'm parched so I chug a bunch of water and start the dang cycle all over again

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