What I Found Hilarious - April 2021

Re: What I Found Hilarious - April 2021

• mkp0903 member

  April 2021

  My 3yo is slowly figuring out that mom doesn’t feel well a lot and I keep telling him that it’s because the baby is growing. Last night he informed that mamas spit the baby out of their mouths when they are born. So, all day today, when I was just being lazy on the couch, he’d run by and say, “Mama, did you spit that baby out yet?”
  
  
  

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• sliztee member

  April 2021

  @mkp0903 omg that’s fucking hysterical 😂

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• jackie_dunny member

  April 2021

  
  

  Me: 29 | DH: 28
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• sliztee member

  April 2021

  @jackie_dunny got RLP just looking at this picture 

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• jenniferjoy37 member

  April 2021

  OMG, the other day my daughter couldn’t get her pants on over her socks... she mutters under her breath “f*$!ing pants”... she’s 3. I don’t know whether I should be proud or terrified that she knows how to use that phrase correctly. 

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• artsiefartsie member

  April 2021

  @jenniferjoy37 🤣🤣 I vote a win since it was used correctly! 

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• gingerale87 member

  April 2021

  @jenniferjoy37... agreed be so proud!

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• MaximumEffort member

  April 2021

  My 3 yo cracks me up. Last Saturday he asked for mcdonalds on the way home so he got some.  I come into the living room where DH put my food and the little boy is eating my Big Mac. I asked what he was doing and he just laughed and said "that's funny". He has also told me my belly is big and I've eaten ALL the food. 

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• doodleoodle member

  April 2021

  jenniferjoy37 said:

  OMG, the other day my daughter couldn’t get her pants on over her socks... she mutters under her breath “f*$!ing pants”... she’s 3. I don’t know whether I should be proud or terrified that she knows how to use that phrase correctly. 

  My 5 and 3 year old use the word soaking to interchangeably with very. It sounds like they’re saying “so f!$&ing”. For example, “That’s soaking weird.” I will never correct them.

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• jenniferjoy37 member

  April 2021

  @doodleoodle OMG, that’s hilarious!!! 

  
  

  @MaximumEffort My 3 year old has no interest in burgers of any kind. Just wait until you get closer to term, huh? Imagine what he’ll say then! 

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• magsmcg11 member

  April 2021

  Last night my 2.5 year old asked me how the baby was going to get out of my belly. I wasn't quite prepared to explain THAT to her, so I turned it around and asked how she thought it would. She replied "I don't know....maybe we could use a mouseketool!" 😂  

  
  

  If your kid watches Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, you'll get it 😉

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• doodleoodle member

  April 2021

  magsmcg11 said:

  Last night my 2.5 year old asked me how the baby was going to get out of my belly. I wasn't quite prepared to explain THAT to her, so I turned it around and asked how she thought it would. She replied "I don't know....maybe we could use a mouseketool!" 😂  

  
  

  If your kid watches Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, you'll get it 😉

  When my oldest was 4 she asked that question and I told her the truth. She then told her entire preschool class that I had a baby in my belly and it was going to come out of my vagina. She’s now 5 and every once in awhile will still randomly crack up about babies coming out of vaginas.

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• jenniferjoy37 member

  April 2021

  @magsmcg11 that’s so awesome! Hahaha

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