FFFC Friday 1/8

fitzfizz · January 2021

Got a confession? Post it here flame-free!

*not guaranteed to be flame free...

acleverusername · January 2021

Okay @keikilove, I've been waiting all week to hear your FFFC! Dish!

keikilove · January 2021

Ahahahaa! @acleverusername I hope this does not disappoint.

Backstory: Some of you know I come from a huge family. When all the siblings come home for the holidays we need to find places for them to stay (with family). This year we all got Covid tests before anyone travelled or came home, and then the travelers got a second Covid test once they landed here at home. [Our cases were really low and the planes were flying at half capacity so this seemed less dangerous at the time.]

Anyway, we wound up with a couple of family guests staying with us. Of course FW would land right around Christmas Eve and New Year’s. So then I started thinking about how @krash_ was going to have to have “ninja sex” at her dad’s house for her FW, and realized we were in the same boat.😳 Except that we have a Jack-and-Jill bathroom setup between our master bedroom and what turned into the guest bedroom. So our bedroom was out. I suggested my husband’s office but it shares a wall with my sister’s house & her guest bedroom....
Y’all, we ended up in the GARAGE.🙄 The freaking garage that is so full of junk that we don’t even park our cars in there. The garage that is always on our “Spring cleaning project” list. The garage that is now our “walk of shame”. The first time we tried this new location MH put a thin futon on the floor. The next day his knees were in so much pain from the concrete floor that he could barely walk.😩 We took that day off, then sneaked a quickie in our bedroom the next night when the guests were out of the house. (Everyone was mostly home ALL THE TIME because Covid.) The next night we tried the garage again but it was such a nasty experience with all the clutter and recycling piled up around us. I kept saying “Are you close?! Hurry up, I want to get out of here!” and MH couldn’t finish. The night after that we were desperate to get good timing in so we even tried it in our bedroom while our guests were at home, but we could hear them talking & laughing so that killed the mood & MH couldn’t finish again. We finally squeezed in one last successful session when our guests headed out the next morning briefly. All I can say about this past FW is: WORST SEX EVER.

If this cycle is successful it will be a dang miracle.

inthewoods23 · January 2021

keikilove said:

Y’all, we ended up in the GARAGE.

Best line ever

@keikilove the cycles that look like the lowest chances seem to be the winners haha. I love this story so much. Not as much as your confession about the syringe needles and we all died of embarrassment with you.

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acleverusername · January 2021

OMG!!! @keikilove this was worth the wait. 🤣🤣🤣I hope you get KUed after all that effort; that way, you and YH can think back and laugh at your efforts.

keikilove · January 2021

@inthewoods23 I’m so glad you & the other long-timers have been here to witness all my most embarrassing confessions.😆

@acleverusername Right! The end would justify the means.

acleverusername · January 2021

@keikilove I want to hear about the syringe...

keikilove · January 2021

@acleverusername I have no idea when I posted that one. It’s in a FFFC sometime in the last 18 months?? 🤷‍♀️

inthewoods23 · January 2021

@acleverusername if that particular confession thread is never found, the gist is that @keikilove took.... many months to realize that the "extra" needles she was provided were supposed to be used for injecting her meds. For the longest time she had been using the larger 18ga needle that came on the syringe to also inject the meds instead of swapping it for the smaller needles that come separate. In her defense, no one had ever explained that to her.

So you can imagine all our responses are "ohhhh noooooooooo" in embarrassment because you know that could have been any of us.

inthewoods23 · January 2021

Found it!!! November 2019

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/91261966#Comment_91261966

Love you @keikilove

ETA: omfg apparently I never love titted the confession!

fameonmain2 · January 2021

@keikilove this is amazing! I am laughing so hard at you asking YH if he’s almost done just to get out of there!! Too much 😂

keikilove · January 2021

@inthewoods23 You da best! Just re-reading over that old syringe post had me laughing, and crying in horror. And it also made me miss the fun times when there was so much involvement on the TTGP board. @fameonmain2 Glad I could make you laugh today!

inthewoods23 · January 2021

@keikilove it was so beautifully written haha

acleverusername · January 2021

OMG! @keikilove those needles are INSANE!!! You poor darling! That's a lesson learned for all of us.

bows22 · January 2021

I just reread that thread and this was in the drafts. Why didn’t I post this?? Haha

keikilove · January 2021

@bows22 Hahahaha! That is awesome.😀 It’s so crazy how quickly things changed after that post. No more traveling for work, having casual drinks and socializing with co-workers...

acleverusername · January 2021

@bows22 HILARIOUS. Today is a good FFFC.

fitzfizz · January 2021

@keikilove I remember reading that when I was still lurking and being horrified for you, but I literally just put it together that that person is you! Now I want to give you a hug and/or a stiff drink.

@bows22 I love that you have now confessed an old confession that you previously kept hidden haha

That thread definitely made me nostalgic for the days of yore. Both for when there were more people here and for the fact that “going to a theater” and the like were just things you could do...

marbellie · January 2021

@keikilove omg that's hilarious! Also I'm surprised you didn't just have quiet bedroom sex when everyone was sleeping. .. Umm am I the only one who had to do that regularly since I started having sex while living in my parents house... And snuck in my BF (now DH)? 🙈

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