Weekly Randoms w/o 10.19

keikilove · October 2020

keikilove · October 2020

In the FB group for the book It Starts With The Egg, a girl just asked how many prenatals she’s supposed to take. “Do I take ONE, like it says on the bottle?!” Ummmm, duh....

Another girl asked how she’s supposed to avoid plastic when she drinks a ton of water from plastic water bottles. She asked, “Do I pour it out of the plastic bottle into a glass??” Dear lawd, help us all.😩

fitzfizz · October 2020

@keikilove Haha, now imagine it is your job to answer such questions, and you have to keep a straight face. I’m probably the only person who wants to keep wearing a mask forever!

keikilove · October 2020

@fitzfizz Omg, I can only imagine!!!🙄 Who knew the masks would be good for something else!🤪

chindimples04 · October 2020

@keikilove please tell me you responded with sassy gifs? I wouldn’t be able to resist. 🤣🤣🤣

krash_ · October 2020

I just don't get how some people are so incapable. You made it as far as to seek out a book and a community about fertility and egg quality but you can't read directions on a bottle???

Why do I feel like those are the people that just end up getting KU but then those of us that know exactly the follicular phase, ovulation, luteal phase, estrogen and progesterone, our partner's sperm quality, FSH, LH, TSH, and mercury in retrograde can't get pregnant.

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keikilove · October 2020

@chindimples04 Sadly, no sassy gifs. They are WAAAAY serious in that group! Any snark would probably get me booted out immediately.

@krash_ Amen, sister! “Mercury in retrograde” had me rolling🤣

paytonpedro · October 2020

Jumping into the convo here! I’m a receptionist and sometimes people ask the dummmmmmmbest questions and I just have to think “how have you made it this far in life?!” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ In this case.... oyyyy and these people are reproducing.... 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

And846 · October 2020

I wonder how people have made it this far in life with what i see from work. Phone interviews this season and young adults literally have no idea how to actually talk on the phone

paytonpedro · October 2020

@And846 your name looked familiar to me so I stalked you a little (sorry 🙈) and see you were in july18!! I was too and have a july18 boy! I also noticed there are (or were) a few others! How sweet to be back together! Wishing you and all the other ladies all the luck!! ❤️

And846 · October 2020

@paytonpedro i can be the queen of stalk (when i have time) so no biggie! I’ve seen a few July18 here on TTGP as well as some recent BMBs I’ve been lurking!

krash_ · October 2020

I've got major June 2021 FOMO

And846 · October 2020

@krash_ me too! I actually read all the intros

keikilove · October 2020

So, after getting lost down the rabbit hole of the "Best Threads of 2020" post today, I feel supremely impressed by the sassy gifs and witty responses of days gone by. Anyone willing to dip their toes in with me and see how much of that we can bring back before we start getting warnings? (Not the evil snark, just the funny snark!) If you choose to accept this mission, make sure to have a 'friend' ready and waiting in the wings to rescue you if the ban hammer comes back down hard.

I have so many saved gifs & memes that are just waiting for the perfect opportunity.

fitzfizz · October 2020

@krash_ I was just thinking that this morning! I have already decided if I am successful this month I may just go there anyway haha

emeraldcity1214 · October 2020

@keikilove We wouldn’t want anyone wishing infertility on us again. 😆🙄

acleverusername · October 2020

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Friend just shared this with me...

fitzfizz · October 2020

@acleverusername Ewww... That’s, just no...

krash_ · October 2020

@acleverusername

capnjackharkness · October 2020

@krash_ Ugh... Mercury in Retrograde. I heard about it a few days before it started and my Gemini heart sank...

@keikilove Well... as someone who has TWO warnings from SUPER tame GIFS, I'd recommend several 'friends' or maybe an alternate friend for sass such as @suckitbitch

@emeraldcity1214 How could I be soooo stupid! Here I thought all the RPL testing would tell me why I haven't been able to have a living baby, but meanwhile it's been all the cursing/ill-wishing of nasty peggies on these boards! Darn it! I should call up my old RE and be like "Hey, so, yeah, realized my 5 miscarriages are from several curses... do you happen to employ a white witch on your staff to take care of this for me? I'll pay a premium."

Although to be honest, I'm a bit upset that one of y'all Hocus Pocus Bitches haven't fixed this up for me yet!

daisy528 · October 2020

@krash_ Add me to the FOMO club. I've lurked real hard, and it seems like such a great BMB group!

krash_ · October 2020

Riddle me this...someone posted three thread on June 21 asking about a faint positive and BG's closed all three before anyone commented. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad it didn't happen here but when it does it seems to take a lot longer to get it removed and we're the ones that REALLY don't want to see that.

canucklehead123 · October 2020

@paytonpedro thought your name was familiar!!

chindimples04 · October 2020

@krash_ maybe they lurk the BMBs harder? That’s super annoying. 😬

fitzfizz · October 2020

I can’t even look at June anymore, this is making me sad

And846 · October 2020

Long day abs finally catching up. Is it bad that i look at June bmb and get all sad. Then i start to think that if this is the month that it would put me in July...

acleverusername · October 2020

Also got a bit of FOMO for BMB June 2021 but one way to solve it is another exodus so BMB July 2021 can be just as exciting. So... let’s all get humping!!!

chindimples04 · October 2020

@acleverusername pretty sure ashaislurking is in July if I’m not mistaken! MASS EXODUS to join her!

emeraldcity1214 · October 2020

why hasn’t anyone made the July waiting room in first trimester? Someone needs to get on that because I want to see who is getting a BFP.

paytonpedro · October 2020

Heyyyy @canucklehead123 !! 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

Your name also looked familiar. There are a few that I’m like hmmmm 🤔🤔

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