GTKY Tuesday 8.11

inthewoods23 · August 2020

**Replace cat with whatever animal you do have**

Why were they naughty?

bbrahmbhatt · August 2020

So, I had a cat for quite awhile, and we tried to move with him when MH and I moved in together, but he was really allergic so my brother has him now. So for him it would probably be gaslighting. You know, knocking stuff off a desk, attacking your ankles and then being so nice and lovey-dovey. That, or stealing the other kids' food; hes very food-focused.

optimisticoctopus · August 2020

Oh I love this. Definitely rolling over and asking someone to pet her belly, then going full on crazy kicking and biting them.

An example for non-cat owners:

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BuckeyeNut05 · August 2020

We don’t have a cat anymore, but mine would definitely have been busted for rubbing his head all in someone’s hair (and snagging their scalp with his Dracula teeth while he did it) and then smacking them in the face when they turned around, surprised, to see what was going on.

My dog is 135lb and would most likely get in trouble for dragging someone across a field while they clung onto his leash while he chased a ball or a running kid or something (this has definitely happened to me twice - the grass stains were unreal).

inthewoods23 · August 2020

@runningoncookies my cat is the same! You can be nicely petting her and then she'll bunny kick you and latch on to your wrist of all places (ouch!). It's definitely what she would get in trouble for. She's really just play biting but it still hurts.

Also destruction of property because she loves to scratch our furniture instead of her scratching post.

Basalt and Glacier are pretty good when we bring them out of their cages, but Pinecone would often poop on me. Most likely because I did not handle him much, but still... Pretty sure he'd be sent to the principal about that!

DoubleUp8 · August 2020

Mine would be for leaving a hairball, some where unexpected like a chair. She will sleep on one of my throw blankets and just leave a hairball behind rather than moving to the floor to hack it up. Or she will leave it on a step or in the middle of a hallway, always on the carpet an inch or two from the hard easy to clean surface, for you to find with your foot in the morning.

Lolcats - hairball - LOL at Funny Cat Memes - Funny cat pictures

kpearse99 · August 2020

My dog Lola would get in trouble for sticking her nose in someone's hair and smelling every inch of their scalp, or sticking her nose so close to someone's mouth to try and smell their breath to determine what they ate for breakfast.

My dog Chase would get in trouble for licking the ears of every one in his class.

bows22 · August 2020

My dog seems to have a foot fetish and definitely would get in trouble for biting the teacher’s toe!

kpearse99 · August 2020

@bows22 ooooo Buster is a little freaky! haha

priyadoc · August 2020

I don't have any pets but I'm cracking up reading these

emeraldduchess · August 2020

My cat would have been sent to the principal for murdering mice.
My dog would be sent to the principal for stealing socks and refusing to play fetch.

My pets are/were boring.

akoros · August 2020

Hiding in a corner, she hates other animals (but loves people).

@runningoncookies That's also what my cat does. Whenever we get a cat sitter I need to warn them that showing her belly is her "attack pose," do NOT fall for the trap

optimisticoctopus · August 2020

@akoros @inthewoods23 it’s so funny, my cat will let me pet her belly (for a very specific period of time - if it’s one second too long the claws and teeth come out), but not MH! So he will see me petting her belly and come over to try and he gets attacked every single time lol

gingermama29 · August 2020

My cats would be in trouble for sleeping in class or stealing food from others

bluetickgal · August 2020

Sophie would get in trouble for just being too cute...she is a master manipulator because she is just too dang sweet!

Louie would get in trouble for meow-ling (meow-yelling) over the teacher constantly! He’s a jerk!

mindyb2019 · August 2020

All these are great 😆 My cat rupert would get in trouble for running like a wild man in the halls and meowing and making so much noise disturbing everyone in class and who's taking a test lol

inthewoods23 · August 2020

@mindyb2019 I totally forgot about the mad dashes around the house! Gir would totally be disturbing the halls/classrooms with that! For an 11lb, 8 year old stocky cat, she's quite the sprinter!

bbrahmbhatt · August 2020

Does anyone have a chonk who sounds like a tiny horse when running up and down the halls? lol

akoros · August 2020

@bbrahmbhatt No, but mine click-clacks around because she's long overdue for a pedicure (I swear I try, she's hard to catch)

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