I really need to poop but my students are taking a test. I'm very much contemplating leaving them and not caring if they're cheating because I forgot how terrible first trimester constipation is and I don't want to deal with the extra bit of it from not going.
I can't stop farting this pregnancy. I hold it in all day while I'm at the office, and then from like 5pm-bedtime I just fart constantly and shamelessly at home. MH thinks it's super sexy. I tell him "It wasn't me, it was the baby!" If he can blame his on the dog, I can blame mine on the baby, right???
**TW**
Me: 35 | H: 40 Married Sept. 2013 DS1: Nov 11, 2016 MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d) CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d) BFP! 8/24/19 DS2: May 10, 2020
I love pregnancy sex dreams and I feel no shame that I'm basically getting off in my head while MH is sleeping next to me. That's probably why I'm not having a harder time with my RE's no sex rule.
Daniel Tiger, Mickey Mouse, the Paw Patrol and the crew from Frozen have been parenting my kids all week. I feel so guilty about it but the all day sickness is killing me.
I haven’t cooked the boys anything since Monday when I did made to order lunch and no one ate it and the smells made me sick.
And finally, I can’t wait to see Frozen 2 and may go watch it in theaters. 😂
@jhysmath and @shamrocandroll I feel like a mix of you both. The constipation is causing louder than normal farts for me but I’ve just been letting them go at work. Luckily my staff mostly works remotely.
@ruby696 I'd kill for a pregnancy sex dream. I'm getting the dreams started but inevitably so far something happens in my dreams that prevents it from finishing. I'm frustrated in real life and my dreams.
@shamrocandroll Oh the gas! I'm so bloated during the day I can't eat a full meal, I get to bed and start finally farting and continue all night long, basically every time I roll over at night. My husband says it wakes him up...
@mdfarmchick Dainel has been picking up slack in my house too! DD was watching it after bed time in my bed while I slept next too her. I also am excited for Frozen 2.
@mdfarmchick we are all excited for Frozen 2 in our house and definitely going to see it in theaters! MH and DS watch the trailer almost daily. No shame!
@ruby696 The super vivid sex dream are making my (self induced) pelvic rest WAY harder for me! What I would give for some hot & heavy sex right about now!!!
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Me: 35 | H: 40 Married Sept. 2013 DS1: Nov 11, 2016 MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d) CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d) BFP! 8/24/19 DS2: May 10, 2020
Re: FFFC - 10/4
Married Sept. 2013
DS1: Nov 11, 2016
MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)
BFP! 8/24/19
DS2: May 10, 2020
I haven’t cooked the boys anything since Monday when I did made to order lunch and no one ate it and the smells made me sick.
And finally, I can’t wait to see Frozen 2 and may go watch it in theaters. 😂
DD2 born 9/10/17
Married Sept. 2013
DS1: Nov 11, 2016
MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)
BFP! 8/24/19
DS2: May 10, 2020
Married Sept. 2013
DS1: Nov 11, 2016
MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)
BFP! 8/24/19
DS2: May 10, 2020