GTKY Wednesday

brookert615 · June 2019

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GTKY: Most Embarrassing Moments!

Edit: Updated for Wednesday since this got lost.

brookert615 · June 2019

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brookert615 · June 2019

I know I have plenty but when I was in high school during period changes I was just walking with confidence in my new slip on shoes... when I lost balance on a handicap ramp and slid with my arms wailing down the hallway. I luckily didn’t fall but EVERYONE was staring!

NYTino24 · June 2019

Yesterday my (female) boss asked me if my bra was showing. Yes, my saggy pancake boobs don’t hold up dresses like they used to, I guess... (no cleavage showing since I don’t have any and it wasn’t low cut or anything, just a full coverage bra). It was random and awkward.

ibabyloveb87 · June 2019

When I had first started my old job a billion years ago, I was walking back into work one day after lunch and my boss’ wife walked in behind me. Suddenly she reached over and tugged the back of my dress out of my underwear! It was a swing dress and I guess had gotten caught up after I peed at lunch! I was just really glad it wasn’t my male boss

daffodil_shoe · June 2019

Not THE most embarrassing, but something recent:

I’m very honest with DS (3yo) about body parts and bodily functions, so that it’s just normal to him and not awkward when he gets older. So he has a basic idea what a period is (if I don’t make a baby, blood comes out my vagina every few weeks).

A few few months ago he was in the bathroom with me at a store while I changed my tampon. “Your ‘gina bleeeeeeeeding Mama?!” Gee kiddo, thanks for announcing that to everyone!

therealbitts · June 2019

I have a long commute and don’t wear my shoes during my drive. One morning, I didn’t realize I had forgotten my shoes until I had already made it to work. I had to decide whether to drive all the way back home and back to work (2+ hours) or run into Walmart barefoot to buy shoes. I opted for Walmart. Super embarrassing walking into Walmart with no shoes. I ran to the back, grabbed a pair to slip on, then walked to the self check out with just the tag. Of course, I needed assistance at the check out because there was nothing to “weigh”/register on the scale thing. The lady who had to assist me looked at me like I was nuts.

DDRRT1982 · June 2019

When I was in college I fell down the auditorium stairs and my purse went everywhere and my skirt basically went over my head. People actually laughed. I think I did too, but I was mortified since I wear thongs and everyone saw my ass.

craftywitch · June 2019

I have ulcerative colitis so I’ve had to learn to laugh about everyone around me needing to know that I have to poop a lot during a flare up. The most embarrassing thing is of course sharting my pants! And the people who don’t have the sense not to ask “weren’t you wearing different pants earlier?” Yes Susan, I shit my pants, thanks for asking!

brookert615 · June 2019

@craftywitch Oh man! That's so rough! I don't know UC but I have IBD. You reminded me of one that I suppressed LOL.

One time when I was younger I went to a carnival with my ex boyfriend and we were stuck in traffic on the way home. And I'm like "no, I HAVE TO GOOOO" I legit jumped out of the car and found a laundry mat and started running and things just started happening lol. I was wearing a skirt so I just threw away my underwear and thankfully was able to clean up. It was so embarrassing because I know the people in traffic had to have seen me as well as the people in the laundry mat hahah.

kmj1426 · June 2019

This is sooo TMI but I pooped delivering my third which is something I was SO afraid of. And I know it’s normal but omg, you guys... it was SO bad. Everywhere. I wanted to throw up because of the smell. I was constipated for 3 days before and it all came out. I never want to experience that again 😂

daffodil_shoe · June 2019

@kmj1426 I work in a birthing center, and let me tell you, literally almost every single person poops while pushing. No one except you cares. Your doctor or nurse wipes it up and moves on. If you poop, it’s actually a good thing. For one, you’re clearing more space for baby, and two, it means you’re pushing the right way.

elmann1 · June 2019

The other day in Target, my daughter pointed at a woman in a black and white polka shirt and said "mama look a cow!"

noxacanthus · June 2019

I once briefed an important VIP with my shirt inside out. No one told me until afterwards. There are people who manage to not only successfully dress themselves every morning, but also look incredibly put together. I am not one of them.

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