@cammie0526 I'm not even using dry shampoo. I'm on day three of pony tailing. And, since I never bothered to straighten it on day 1 (or 2 or 3), it's not a "cute" pony tail. How much I care: 0.
I am "bladder failure after walking the dog despite peeing before I left the house" weeks pregnant.
@MsBeachNJ my tanks keep shimmying themselves up from my hips to bunch between my boobs and hover at the top of my maternity pants. I usually wear tanks as a layer, but walked in just a tank and jeans on a warm day last week ... I realized when I got home that my tank top had ridden alllll the way up exposing the flesh tone skin tight panel of my jeans. HI NEIGHBORS 👋!
@LJMoon6 was so tempted to do that this morning! Did you make it or treat yourself to a day off?
@phillyftm That is SO funny about your tank top on the walk! I hate it when you get home and realize that something like that has happened! Ugh! I realized at the end of a long day at a conference last week with ALL of my colleagues that the dress I was wearing was SUPER good at displaying exactly where my nipples are. And they're all big and stickey-outey right now since DS just stopped nursing. Great.
@phillyftm I did end up going to work. I was feeling guilty about using my sick time now when I could save it for maternity leave. It's been a long day tho! Not much time for TB. And now I'm sad that it's been so active on here today and I haven't gotten caught up yet!
*TW* TTC history
Me:32 DH:31 Married: 8/2015
TTC #1: 4/2017 Testing: HSG, U/S, BW, and DH's SA all normal DX: Unexplained 8/2018: Clomid + TI = BFN 9/2018: Clomid + TI + Progesterone = BFN 11/2018: Clomid + IUI + Progesterone = BFN 12/2018: Letrozole + IUI + Progesterone \\ Cancelled due to cyst 1/2019: Letrozole + IUI + Progesterone = BFP! \\ EDD Sept 30th, 2019 10/7/2019: Healthy baby boy!
@mamaber2204 oh nooooo haha! Nice to know I'm not the only one whose body betrays them and embarrasses themselves on the regular.
@LJMoon6 I know I feel like I miss so much during the day too, I have terrible phone service at work (bunker-like cinderblock school building). Sorry the day dragged for you!
I’m I didn’t recognize my feet on the last day of our trip because they were SO HUGE and swollen weeks pregnant! I could feel the fluid swishing in them with every step-yuck!
Can I go home and start this day over? I tried to do a simple transaction for a customer today and messed it up. Went to fix it and messed it up again. At least he didn't know about the second time. I was able to fix it after he left. I had to get help from my manager to get my brain to work. I'm using the pregnant excuse on this one
I’m pulling my full paneled pants down below my belly and lifting my shirt up to let my bump breathe on the drive home after a long day of work weeks pregnant
I’m “making direct eye contact with someone on a crowded train until they get up and offer me their seat” weeks pregnant. Sorry sir- it was a long day and mama needed to sit.
I’m at the point where if I get up after sitting for too long in the car, I have to peel my boobs from my belly and my belly from my thighs and my thighs from the seat
@nomangos23 yes to the crumbs! They get caught between my boobs and belly when I am sitting and then I stand up and it's like "well this is embarrassing". I'm also at the point of getting things on my shirt and not realizing it because I can no longer see the lower half of my bump lol
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Me: 32 │ DH: 35 Married 8/16/13 BFP#1 DS 11/13/16 BFP# 2 MMC dx @ 13w 10/30/18 BFP# 3 Preemie DD born at 38w (IUGR) on 8/28/19 weighing 5.5lbs. Our little miracle
I am “freaked out in the hallway at work because I thought I threw my phone in the secure shred bin while I was looking at it the entire time” weeks pregnant.
@sunshine2417@zuuls_mom@RedBreast35 I was at Target. It was a 17-ish year old girl with a gaggle of friends that said it. If my daughter is ever that rude I’m going to send her to live with the Amish. I said, “you know this isn’t the kids section, right?” Can’t stand teenagers.
I am allowed to wear dress sandles to work now that the dress code has changed. The last 2 days the only shoes that kind of fit on my feet are the cheap flip flops. So I am wearing them. I told my manager that he can't fire me for my choice of footwear. He just laughed at me. He doesn't care as long as I come to work. I stand behind a counter where most of the time people can't see my feet anyway.
I’m: I asked for a new gym scanner card because I lost my card, but it was on my keychain in my hands the whole time, weeks pregnant.
I legit searched my house for the scanner card, and it’s 1 of 2 things on my keychain for almost a year! The lady gave me a new one, and I went to put it on my keys, and she said, oh throw out the old one. She let me blame the baby for that one.
I am “dropped my cell phone under the couch and had to have DH get it back because there was no way I could contort my body to reach it” weeks pregnant 🙄
@RedBreast35 oh yes those moments are starting to happen. I’ve banged my belly into things a few times forgetting it was there. I’ve taught my son to get things for mommy, too!
@blitzybee re:banging the belly off stuff- public restroom stalls are the WORST!! Who thought it would be a good idea to make the doors swing inward!?! Also, teaching your DS to pick stuff up for you is awesome!! Take advantage of those sweet, helpful toddler boys!!
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@MsBeachNJ my tanks keep shimmying themselves up from my hips to bunch between my boobs and hover at the top of my maternity pants. I usually wear tanks as a layer, but walked in just a tank and jeans on a warm day last week ... I realized when I got home that my tank top had ridden alllll the way up exposing the flesh tone skin tight panel of my jeans. HI NEIGHBORS 👋!
@LJMoon6 was so tempted to do that this morning! Did you make it or treat yourself to a day off?
Married: 8/2015
TTC #1: 4/2017
Testing: HSG, U/S, BW, and DH's SA all normal
DX: Unexplained
8/2018: Clomid + TI = BFN
9/2018: Clomid + TI + Progesterone = BFN
11/2018: Clomid + IUI + Progesterone = BFN
12/2018: Letrozole + IUI + Progesterone \\ Cancelled due to cyst
1/2019: Letrozole + IUI + Progesterone = BFP! \\ EDD Sept 30th, 2019
10/7/2019: Healthy baby boy!
TTC #2: 12/2020
2/2021: Letrozole + TI = BFN
3/2021: Letrozole + TI = BFN
4/2021: Surprise! Natural BFP! \\ EDD Jan 6th, 2022 \\ Chemical, betas not rising
8/2021: Letrozole + IUI + Progesterone = BFN
9/2021: Letrozole + IUI + Progesterone = BFN
10/2021: Letrozole + IUI + Progesterone = BFN
11/2021: Letrozole + IUI + Progesterone = BFP! \\ EDD July 29th, 2022
@LJMoon6 I know I feel like I miss so much during the day too, I have terrible phone service at work (bunker-like cinderblock school building). Sorry the day dragged for you!
Married 8/16/13
BFP#1 DS 11/13/16
BFP# 2 MMC dx @ 13w 10/30/18
BFP# 3 Preemie DD born at 38w (IUGR) on 8/28/19 weighing 5.5lbs. Our little miracle
I am "I got a seat cushion for my office chair" weeks pregnant and my tailbone could not be happier!
I'm "I find crumbs in my bra/on my belly from every meal I've eaten that day" weeks pregnant.
Married 8/16/13
BFP#1 DS 11/13/16
BFP# 2 MMC dx @ 13w 10/30/18
BFP# 3 Preemie DD born at 38w (IUGR) on 8/28/19 weighing 5.5lbs. Our little miracle
Married 8/16/13
BFP#1 DS 11/13/16
BFP# 2 MMC dx @ 13w 10/30/18
BFP# 3 Preemie DD born at 38w (IUGR) on 8/28/19 weighing 5.5lbs. Our little miracle
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@lillywonderland I’m guilty of that type of thing while not KU!
I legit searched my house for the scanner card, and it’s 1 of 2 things on my keychain for almost a year! The lady gave me a new one, and I went to put it on my keys, and she said, oh throw out the old one. She let me blame the baby for that one.
Thriving over here.