Sorry, I started this totally selfishly because all I can think about right now is a full, uninterrupted night's sleep, a satisfying BM, and to be able to eat a meal without chasing it with a million tums.
1) A donut (I tried to steal one from IT but despite me talking to them for 5 minutes, no one offered) 2) A day at a warm, tropical beach with no obligation to work 3) My home project to do list to vanish
1) a warm, uninterrupted shower followed by someone else blow drying my hair 2) a deep cleaning of my house done by not me 3) something delicious to appear in front of me for my hangry lunchless self
1) a Hershey’s bar (thanks to the bump app for making me crave that..it says that baby is as tall as Hershey bar today) 2) A new house— Wish our house Hunt was over and we were all settled in 3) hmm and I might have to agree with a satisfying BM @RedBreast35 haha
2. Someone to do the cleaning-specifically the laundry
3. Someone to find and prepare balanced meals for me to get in enough protein
Me: 30 DH:31
Married 9/2010 TTC 10/2013 RE Help from 10/2014-10/2016 (11 failed IUIs, a corrective surgery, and a donor embryo cycle) 9/2016-transferred two donor embies BFP 9/29/26 EDD June 11
@RedBreast35 I was going to say the exact same three things as you!
I miss feeling actually empty after a BM, I can fall asleep pretty easily but have trouble staying asleep for longer than 2 hours, and the heartburn is OUT OF CONTROL.
If I had to add something else, it'd be a plate full of prosciutto, goat cheese, olive oil, and bread.
1. Longer, mandatory, fully paid maternity leave in the US 2. To know without a doubt that everything is normal and healthy with this baby 3. About $300M in my bank account
But in reality I'd probably settle for a day off from work, a nap, and a cheeseburger.
Omg only three?!?!? Man, I’m torn... okay... I’ll try:
1. Someone to deep clean my house on a weekly basis
2. A personal chef to make delicious meals (like poke bowls... and make those okay while pregnant) and to physically be able to eat them without dying of heartburn and be able to take magnificent BM’s afterwards and not have morning/all day sickness everrrr (okay that’s like four in one... I’m bad at following rules)
3. A full year of maternity leave to chill my anxiety about going back to work too soon while I’m debating quitting but legit wanting this exact job back at 6-12 months.
Just 3? Someone else to walk my dogs and clean the litterbox To live in DreamLocation and work at DreamJob making AmazingSalary (this includes regular access to Starbucks and Target, etc) I'm with @RedBreast35 and @themadcamel, I just want to have a satisfying BM and an empty intestinal tract! That should help with bloating...right? Right? No?
If I get to add another one, a washing machine that isn't at the bottom of Criminal Minds steps and doesn't argue about running and doing its damn job! Just wash the freaking sheets you metallic curmudgeon!
Re: 3 Things
Sincerely,
supercrankypregnantlady
Mine would be a full week of uninterrupted sleep, a fat bank account, and a jar of pickles
1) A donut (I tried to steal one from IT but despite me talking to them for 5 minutes, no one offered)
2) A day at a warm, tropical beach with no obligation to work
3) My home project to do list to vanish
2) a deep cleaning of my house done by not me
3) something delicious to appear in front of me for my hangry lunchless self
To feel rested and have energy.
Sushi!
Married 05/26/17
STM; DS 9/14/2019
EDD 6/13/2022
2) A new house— Wish our house Hunt was over and we were all settled in
3) hmm and I might have to agree with a satisfying BM @RedBreast35 haha
2. Someone to do the cleaning-specifically the laundry
3. Someone to find and prepare balanced meals for me to get in enough protein
TTC 10/2013
RE Help from 10/2014-10/2016 (11 failed IUIs, a corrective surgery, and a donor embryo cycle)
9/2016-transferred two donor embies
BFP 9/29/26 EDD June 11
2. To not be at work right now
3. To go a week with out a migraine, heck I'll even take 2 days in a row without one
@monkeysmom80 ugh, I'm so sorry about the migraines!! that's brutal!
@mamaber2204 can I come with you to your tropical beach??
2. A massage.
3. Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos
Married 8/16/13
BFP#1 DS 11/13/16
BFP# 2 MMC dx @ 13w 10/30/18
BFP# 3 Preemie DD born at 38w (IUGR) on 8/28/19 weighing 5.5lbs. Our little miracle
2. To know without a doubt that everything is normal and healthy with this baby
3. About $300M in my bank account
But in reality I'd probably settle for a day off from work, a nap, and a cheeseburger.
1. Someone to deep clean my house on a weekly basis
2. A personal chef to make delicious meals (like poke bowls... and make those okay while pregnant) and to physically be able to eat them without dying of heartburn and be able to take magnificent BM’s afterwards and not have morning/all day sickness everrrr (okay that’s like four in one... I’m bad at following rules)
3. A full year of maternity leave to chill my anxiety about going back to work too soon while I’m debating quitting but legit wanting this exact job back at 6-12 months.
2. A vacation
3. A loooong massage
More energy
More money
A very large savings account
Weekly cleaning service at my home
2. New house (so not fun looking while pregnant and feeling rushed)
3. Daily back massage at night right before bed
1. Heartburn gone!
2. A personal assistant
3. Weekend get-away with friends
Someone else to walk my dogs and clean the litterbox
To live in DreamLocation and work at DreamJob making AmazingSalary (this includes regular access to Starbucks and Target, etc)
I'm with @RedBreast35 and @themadcamel, I just want to have a satisfying BM and an empty intestinal tract! That should help with bloating...right? Right? No?
If I get to add another one, a washing machine that isn't at the bottom of Criminal Minds steps and doesn't argue about running and doing its damn job! Just wash the freaking sheets you metallic curmudgeon!