@ameliabedelia-2 Ugh. She sounds like a wretched whore to work for. I expect the comments at the end. I tend to gain 70-80lbs with pregnancy - not looking forward to it - and I will get tons of "are you sure there's only one!?!?" comments. Yup, just one, I'm just super fucking fat, but thanks for noticing.
Regarding people touching bellies: I read a story on TB from a woman who said when someone randomly touched her belly, she reached out and touched theirs. I'm so going to do this. With creepy eyes.
We were told we couldn't have kids. When my MIL found out, she told DH and then me "now you have to believe in the power of prayer because I've been praying for you."Last I checked this baby wasn't conceived through immaculate conception!