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Funny thing my toddler said.....
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My DD is 2 years old. We are planning our trip to Disney in February. I explained to her that I can't go on Kilimanjaro Safaris with her because it is too bumpy. She said "If you go on it, the baby will fall out." I can't stop laughing.
Re: Funny thing my toddler said.....
I don't remember it being too bumpy when we went two years ago. But, if Disney is saying it's not safe, it's not worth the risk to me.
She has also been pointing out my pimples (pregnancy acne!) and saying "Mommy has a boo boo."
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DH: Do you know what color yellow and red make?
Toddler: SATURDAY!
"Mommy, what do vampires eat??" ..... hmmmmm
Few minutes later "Mom, do rocket ships have bones?"
Kid has a lot of questions all the time, I love them.
The other day she got mad at me. She pushed me into dining room and said, "Dinner is ready!". She knows I never miss a meal!
A car going slow as balls is in front of me and my 4yr old asks if he can say fvck (too late bud, you just said it). I tell him no not until he's an adult blah, blah, blah. Then he goes, "well aren't you going to say it to that car? It's in our way."
He wasn't wrong. 🙈🙈
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One morning my husband yelled "damn cat" at one of ours. My 2 y.o. thinks it's the funniest thing. She keeps yelling it whenever the cat annoys her.
No complaints here! Tempted to teach him to tell daddy to go make him a sandwhich. >.>
When she was two, my SIL gave her an old, small purse to play with. After wearing it around the house for about an hour one day when I was visiting, it got discarded on the floor. My SIL picked it up and noticed there was something inside. She asked my niece, "What's in your purse?"
"Chicken."
My SIL opened the purse in a panic, imagining a moldy chicken nugget or a unrecognizable sandwich portion from who knows when. Instead, she pulled out a small wind-up toy chick.
The last time I visited, my brother piled both kids into the car to drop me off at the airport. My niece realized that her window control button was active and started playing with it. My bother hit the override control pretty quickly, and she yelled, "Hey! Give me back my power!"
Haha that made my day! Its true, I have gone up about 1000 bra sizes already this pregnancy
We are going to be in big trouble when he can actually say "Alexa" 😳