You might be a mom if...

Mandamay1414 · September 2018

Thought this might be a fun, random thread for S+TMs to share one liners on the funny little ways their lives/perspectives have changed since having kids. Hopefully FTMs (and everyone) might get a laugh out of these:)

Mandamay1414 · September 2018

You might be a mom if the song stuck in your head is "the Itsy Bitsy Spider" instead of Ed Sheeran's latest hit..

libertymomrn · September 2018

You might be a mom if any movie you’ve seen this year is either animated or based on superheroes.

libertymomrn · September 2018

...you’re driving to work alone after dropping the kids off and you’re ten minutes into the drive before you realize you’re still listening to Kidz Bop.

libertymomrn · September 2018

...you’ve ever had a fifteen minute conversation about why it’s important to wear pants when you leave the house.

jgil85 · September 2018

.... you feel totally comfortable talking to your s/o about poop: the size,color, what did it smell like, etc.

pttomato · September 2018

libertymomrn said:

...you’ve ever had a fifteen minute conversation about why it’s important to wear pants when you leave the house.

Or why you can't just take your pants off in the middle of Target because you saw new ones you liked.

saltedcaramel518 · September 2018

...you get applauded whenever you use the bathroom or eat all your fruit.

sfgiantsgamerbabe · September 2018

jgil85 said:

.... you feel totally comfortable talking to your s/o about poop: the size,color, what did it smell like, etc.

so much this! I tell DH when I poop because pregnancy makes me constipated. Never take a good poop for granted.

You know you’re a mom if you have a Kidz Bop song stuck in your head or the PJ Masks theme song.

Mandamay1414 · September 2018

...your pockets are full of snotty tissues that aren't your own

CoastieGirl79 · September 2018

You might be a mom if you refer to yourself as "having to use the potty" in any setting outside of the home.

@Mandamay1414 love this thread! Thanks for starting it.

kmvisioli · September 2018

...you can take a legit nap while in the dentist’s chair. (True story, from when my twins were tiny.)

UnbreakableKimmySchmidt · September 2018

You sing the Daniel Tiger potty song every time the bathroom is used.

drabong88 · September 2018

...you can pull a random sock and a diaper out of your purse

kns1988 · September 2018

...if your kid has ever handed you food out of his mouth and you ate it without thinking.

kns1988 · September 2018

kmvisioli said:

...you can take a legit nap while in the dentist’s chair. (True story, from when my twins were tiny.)

I went to the dentist when DS was tiny, and they had to prop my mouth open to do work because I couldn't stay awake for the life of me.

AliKay20 · September 2018

If you randomly hear “baby shark do do do do mommy shark do do do do” when you’re trying to fall asleep.

kmvisioli · September 2018

kns1988 said:

kmvisioli said:

...you can take a legit nap while in the dentist’s chair. (True story, from when my twins were tiny.)

I went to the dentist when DS was tiny, and they had to prop my mouth open to do work because I couldn't stay awake for the life of me.

Yes! Glad I’m not the only one!