FFFC 8/24

mermaidca · August 2018

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**not guaranteed to be flame free

wearegroot · August 2018

^this is my husband’s favorite gif

MRDCle · August 2018

I have not seen a single Harry Potter movie and I have only read the first book - and that was only because it was required reading for a college course.

Bringmemylongswordho · August 2018

So. I'm a nerd, and I recently got into painting miniatures. A show I watched had a character who was a walking, flirty sexy disaster,so when I saw a mini that was all cock out, I knew whata I had to do.

That's not really the FFC the FFC, is my BFs little sister (like HS age) liked the picture of it I posted on Insta, and now I feel dirty.

mrsdee15 · August 2018

I'm wearing a pair of pants that is suspiciously close in design to a pair of leggings. But they have pockets and thick material, so I'm calling them pants.

wearegroot · August 2018

Last night I was eating ice cream straight out of the pint, that’s not my confession though, I have no shame about that. When I was done I went up to DH’s office to say goodnight (he’s working odd shifts so he goes to bed really late). He was like “aww, your hands are so cold!” And I played it off like “yeah, I’m not feeling well, stupid pregnancy hormones” because if he knew I was feeling fine he probably would’ve wanted to have sex

gollygeeitsamy · August 2018

@MRDCle

mermaidca · August 2018

I watch all the vine compilations on youtube. I think they are so funny but I feel like such an old weirdo.

loveanddatadriven · August 2018

FFFC: I think the TTGP board is vicious and has unnecessary drama and excessive flaming. (How much flaming is really necessary?)

sheslikeasunburn · August 2018

I can't stop eating turkey and cheese lunchables...

wearegroot · August 2018

@loveanddatadriven Have you ever been on the what to expect message boards? Those ladies are nuts. I had to quit going there because they ramped up my anxiety. I’m so glad I found this message board this time around.

mermaidca · August 2018

Just undid my pants at my desk. Also making a lot of excuses about issues I'm having with my computer and these docs so I can do less work. I am not feeling it this Friday.

MRDCle · August 2018

I took a fork from work because I worried I might wanna eat my Chinese leftovers before I made it home.

thatbaintforbetty · August 2018

@mermaidca i feel the same. I have fuck all to do at work today. My boss just went into a meeting and I’m just waiting till she done to see if she needs help with anything.

roo1381 · August 2018

@MRDCle that is stuff heroes are made of.

chelseay416 · August 2018

FFFC: DS (age 2) says f*ck all the time. Sometimes its obvious he means something else like sock, but sometimes I think hes really saying it... like today as i ordered takeout on speaker phone in my car and he just kept repeating "F*ck! *giggles hysterically*"

professormama · August 2018

@chelseay416 solidarity sister. My 3yo hasn’t said the F word yet. But I got in trouble at the Christian daycare he used to attend because one day he got frustrated and kept saying “damn it!” over and over. Lol. Recently he also says “ohhh myyy goddddd”. I always have to stifle laughter and tell him that it’s rude and only grown ups can say that, and he should say “oh my goodness” instead. Lol

thatbaintforbetty · August 2018

@chelseay416 DD went through a particularly amusing “shit” phase. Unfortunately I only have myself to blame because apparently according to DH it’s my most used curse word. Oops.

Merried_2008 · August 2018

I still haven't told DH about #3 - in my defense, we're having breakfast with my parents tomorrow, and I am NOT ready for them to know and he can't keep a secret. Also, I'm scared to tell him...

Merried_2008 · August 2018

MRDCle - I don't understand!

berky84 · August 2018

MRDCle said:

I took a fork from work because I worried I might wanna eat my Chinese leftovers before I made it home.

Literal lol. This is fantastic

berky84 · August 2018

@chelseay416 so does mine! Then since he knows he's not supposed to he'll say "I'm not saying that word" and sometimes test me by going "Ffffffffffffff.... I'm not saying that word. Ffffffffffffff.... I'm not saying that word mommy"

... smartass.

blueberrymomma · August 2018

@Merried_2008 why are you scared to tell DH?

mels823 · August 2018

I get a terrible sense of joy watching all of my teacher friends head back to work at the end of the summer. I have 0 sympathy. lol

mdmommymegs · August 2018

I got up before everyone else and walked 2 miles....then I had a hotdog for breakfast.

wearegroot · August 2018

We we’re out and about, I was really thirsty, and I didn’t have a water bottle with me, so I drank watered down apple juice out of my sleeping toddler’s sippy cup.

jmesue1030 · August 2018

@chelseay416 my 2 yo pronounces sock like “f*ck” too!!

mermaidca · August 2018

Yea @Merried_2008 why are you scared to tell your husband?

booksandlace · August 2018

I don't believe in eating organic or non-GMO. I'll buy it if it's the cheapest item available but otherwise I'll avoid those products

wearegroot · August 2018

@booksandlace yes!

Merried_2008 · August 2018

I think he’s going to be upset. This was very unplanned. Scared may be the wrong word. I just don’t want to deal with the attitude that is bound to come with what should be amazing news.

irshdancr5500 · August 2018

@Merried_2008 I'm sorry to hear that, it sounds very stressful on you. Do you have any children already?

Merried_2008 · August 2018

Yes. We have two other perfect beautiful children. I told him tonight. Got the reaction I expected. It is what it is. But I really appreciate your support. It’s why I love the bump birth board. Thank you so much!

tumblefluff · August 2018

@Merried_2008 I can somewhat relate. I was worried about telling DH initially because #3 was also unplanned. We already have 2 and he wasn’t really open to the idea of having more. His fear was that it would limit his time with the 2 we already have.

Luckily for me he ended up being thrilled and is already talking names. Better reaction then our first 2 and they were planned! I hope your DH comes around! Hugs!

Merried_2008 · August 2018

Update, it took DH a night to process, he was talking names the next day. He's still in shock and will be scheduling a V but it's better than I thought it would be. I thought it was going to take him longer.