I'll start! Not sure this is the wildest thing, but it is juicy. Before I met DH I was seeing a cop and one day I went to visit him at work and we slipped into the back of the station (away from cameras!) for a little horizontal mumbo.
I guess the grossest is I LOVE all those gross videos on YouTube. Pimple popping, ear wax removal, danruff....I think I was a dermatologist in a previous life!
My parents live nextdoor to the city's chief of police in my very small hometown. The chief and his wife asked if I'd watch their dogs while they were away for the weekend and asked if I'd stay the night in their house with the dogs. I invited my high school bf over, had him park a few blocks away so my parents didn't know and we did the deed in the chief's bed. Whenever I visit my parents I see the chief and his wife and feel a sense of disgust and pride at the same time.
@wamam027 Oh, man. I don't know if I'd be on-board with having sex in their actual bed, but this is still a great story!
I slept on this thinking that some wild thing I did would magically come to me overnight. The conclusion I've come to is that I'm a pretty boring person. One thing is that DH invited me to a military ball before we were even dating, so I hopped in the car with some girl I had never met before to travel 13 hours down south to sneak into a barracks at 3AM on a Thursday. One with a strict no-girls-allowed-after-hours-during-weekdays policy. Then didn't leave the barracks too much after that until I went home on Sunday.
Almost two kids and 8 years of marriage later, my promiscuous antics worked out just fine. Lol!
I'm a pretty boring person too. This isn't the most wild thing I've done, but it's what I thought of first because it was one of the first things I did that made me feel wild!
The night that my sister graduated high school, I skipped her graduation party so I could go to the drive in movie theater with my boyfriend. We made out the whole time in the bed of his truck, and it was the first time we really made out, like horizontally making out. I remember thinking I was so bad for skipping my sister's party and making out with my boyfriend all night.
Another one: I went to Europe last year for a work conference with my coworker. One night we stayed up so late drinking and had to get up early the next morning for a meeting. I was so sick for the whole meeting and was so afraid I was going to throw up all over the table. I felt really guilty about it but started feeling better after drinking some black coffee. I still feel pretty bad about it. Oops!
@highsteaks Lolol. It was private! He had a roommate at the time, but their rooms were separated by a kitchenette, and they each had doors they could close and their own bathrooms. Like tiny apartments. I'm not that wild!
When I was 24 I was out with a friend at a bar and was trying to prove that I am actually "wild" (I'm not), by claiming I would go home with a guy and have a one night stand. Well, I did go home with a random guy I met at the bar, we did not go all the way, but we did fool around and have some fun. In retrospect, it's probably not super safe to go to the apartment of a man you literally just met while intoxicated...by yourself. Anyway, that was in 2010 and that rando and I are expecting out second kid together now and have a 30 year fixed mortgage and all that so I guess it all worked out in the end
So rude of those people, calling us boring. I love our group though so screw um...
@lifesabeach85 - that's a cool story for how u and your DH!
@bfpafter4years - I don't actively go looking for those videos but if I come across one I must see it. It's just so amazing and it makes me wanna squeeze all that stuff out of someone. Yeah, very odd fascination.
I'm pretty boring too. My colorful past is just a mix of alcohol and bad choices in sleeping partners. One fun, crazy thing though... Friends and I decided we wanted to be all sophisticated and have homemade Italian food & wine at my friend's apartment in Waikiki. It was going so well that we filled up paper coffee cups with more wine and decided to go walking around. We ended up at the beach and all of us went skinny dipping in one of the busiest areas of Waikiki. It was probably around 130am which has got to be the only reason we weren't caught.
First off I like our “boring” group! It also just proves we all have lives outside of the internet and what is wrong with that?!
annnnd I missed you guys!!!! Idk if it was my phone, my internet, the app or what but I haven’t been able to get into anything in the community since Thursday and it’s been killing me!
After reading all of the above answers I’ve come to the conclusion that I probably was too wild growing up! Lol whoops. So I’ll just keep it mild and talk about how we went skinny dipping after hours in our friends apartment pool. Someone called the cops on us and we all got handcuffed naked. It really bugged me they wouldn’t let us get dressed. They said they would be sending us all disorderly conduct tickets but about a week later we all got calls that we couldn’t be ticketed because it wasn’t posted no trespassing. Lol amazing. Any way the very next day it was definitely posted and our friend got kick out of their apartment. Well not evicted but they wouldn’t resign his lease.
@ashkee05 - I think it was the app cause I had the same problem! It would take forever to get in then I couldn't go through the boards or scroll down, etc. It was VERY frustrating! I've been having issues with it all week. I keep checking back and most times I can't get through.
Also, that really sucks! Not letting you get dressed before cuffing you ugh, must have been so uncomfortable.
@lachnessmomster I agree. Now that I'm older I cringe at the thought of being so disrespectful and I'd hurt anybody that had sex in my bed, I was 16 and a jerk teenager.
Hmmm for "wild" I guess would be outdoors sex while camping when H & I were dating :P picnic tables woohoo!
"Gross" I pull the ingrown hairs out of MHs legs on a pretty regular basis lol
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@ashkee05 i didn’t wait until i was finished reading, i immediately had to lovetit after you said you were handcuffed naked... (eta—and then the story got even better). amazing. i tip my hat to you.
These are great ladies!! I thought of another one! So when I was in high school I was a goodie two shoes. So when my old high school held a dance to celebrate the old school before tearing it down, my DH and I snuck into the back section of the gym to have fun. It felt very naughty! Something I would never do in high school!
I'm kinda tame. One time, tho, when H and I were still dating, we pulled off the road onto a side street to fool around. We were traveling back up from my mom's. Apparently a 2 hour trip was just to long to wait, lol.
I’ve been traveling and finally got to Canada, so missed the talk of other boards giving us a hard time. I like our low key, drama free board.
I’m mainly tame, but DH and I did get it on at the boat dock of a lake house we were staying at with friends once. I’m pretty sure no one saw, but who knows!
Hmmm. My most wild adventures were right after graduating high school, even though they weren’t even that wild. It also wasn’t even too long of adventurous activities( just a summer, really) because I met DH in the winter after I graduated. The one that immediately comes to mind was a few months after graduating, my 2 BFFs at the time and I took a trip to the beach/boardwalk. After having some drinks my friend and I were walking the boardwalk and by pure chance we ended up seeing a guy that I knew from friends of friends who I had always thought was insanely attractive. Me and him ended up on the beach at 2am doing some promiscuous activities (not ALL the way, but, ya know ) behind a lifeguard stand. My friend was kind enough to wait on the boardwalk talking to a guy she had met while I had my fun. We ended up getting back to our motel to sleep at about 6am, and had to wake up at 10 to checkout by 11. Needless to say it was a rough ride home after that night.
I'm pretty boring, lol. The only thing I can think of is in college a bunch of friends of mine from temple and I convinced one of the older members to buy us wine on Rosh Hashanah (Jewish new year). Although I did plan something out that I never ended up doing. DH (bf at the time) was in another city doing a personal training program for 5 months. We had only been dating 6 months when he left but we were young and in love. He came to visit every weekend and one weekend he couldn't come and my parents wouldn't let me drive to visit him (I was 19 but still lived with them when I wasn't living at school, so their rules were set). I planned out leaving my car at school (this was summer and I was taking summer classes), taking the school shuttle to the bus depot and taking a bus to the train station. From there I'd take the train to the city he was in, and the bus to the complex he lived in. This was all worked out and was going to be put into action, but he was able to come that weekend. So I never snuck over to see him. He knows and thinks it's hilarious, but if my parents ever found out they'd kill me (yes even 11 years later!)
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Senior year of high school my then bf's older brother graduated from bootcamp in CA. My bf's super religious parents flew out to attend the ceremony.. meanwhile I spent 2 nights at their house..keeping my bf company. Luckily they never found out and neither did my parents who thought I was spending the night at a friends house to finish a school project.
@lifesabeach85 I am really loving that you marrried your one night stand
I’m laughing that so many of us are saying we’re boring on a thread meant to prove we aren’t! But yea, I’m pretty boring. DH and I have had sex in all sorts of places but my favorite was a few years ago when we drove to one of those safaris that you can drive your car through and the animals are all out and about. We had sex in our car surrounded by zebras in broad daylight.
DH and I were in a competition with an old coworker of who did it in a more obscure place. We did it on a mini-golf course in the cave that the waterfall goes over. It was super quick because people were playing behind us and starting to catch up, but it was awesome.
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Well, I was trying to convince myself that I hadn't done anything too crazy, but unfortunately that's not true
I was finishing up an internship in NYC during the summer between my junior and senior year of college. I had broken up with my long-term boyfriend that earlier summer and decided I needed to have a little fun a few weeks before I was scheduled to go back to school since my internship had been pretty intense so far. I went into a bar with some friends and we got pretty tipsy before I narrowed it down to a guy I liked based on his shorts (sounds like a great idea in retrospect, right?) I'm not one to approach a guy but I ended up back at the bar later that evening and turned around to see his group of friends surrounding me. I wound up asking "where's your cute friend with the shorts?" and one of the guys turned to me and said "what do we look like, a meat market?" I thought I'd messed with the wrong group of guys at that point and wanted to end the conversation ASAP but the guy kept badgering me with questions about my background, what I did for a living, etc. At the end of our conversation, he grabbed my phone and called his with it, and announced "YOU'RE PERFECT FOR HIM!" I was so intimidated and weirded out at that point I just closed my tab and ran out of there before he could go find his friend to introduce us. Little did I know, this was my future husband's best friend who was interrogating me because my hubs had just been through a bad breakup and he was being overprotective. Shorts guy ended up calling me the next day for a date and apologizing for his bestie's interrogation, and I wound up giving him a chance. 8 years later and a little one on the way, we're both really glad he wore those shorts that night
@ginny_203 that's cute! It's too funny that you ended up marrying "shorts" guy! Same with @lifesabeach85 the fact that you married your one night stand is adorable!
Initially MH wasn't suppose to be a serious relationship I had gotten out of a very long term relationship with a guy I had dated since the end of HS about a year previously. I'd had a few "one night stands"/FWB, and honestly was just planning on messing around with him a few times/nothing serious. 5 years later we're married and expecting LO I used to tease him that he "badgered" me into dating me. I refused to agree to be his gf for months and a year later he had to ask me to marry him 3 times before I said yes (I didn't think he was serious the first 2 times plus he didn't really ask, it was more, "you're gonna marry me") :P
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I'm with @kamahina9 in that most of my 20s were a constant string of bad choices of men and alcohol fueled shenanigans. I definitely had a reputation as a partier back then - my, oh my, how things have changed. LOL
Something I've done that a lot of people say they'd never do is rappel down a 20 story building. It was for charity, so probably not exactly what we're looking for in this thread, but it was fun nonetheless.
Re: Who said we're boring!
I guess the grossest is I LOVE all those gross videos on YouTube. Pimple popping, ear wax removal, danruff....I think I was a dermatologist in a previous life!
I slept on this thinking that some wild thing I did would magically come to me overnight. The conclusion I've come to is that I'm a pretty boring person. One thing is that DH invited me to a military ball before we were even dating, so I hopped in the car with some girl I had never met before to travel 13 hours down south to sneak into a barracks at 3AM on a Thursday. One with a strict no-girls-allowed-after-hours-during-weekdays policy. Then didn't leave the barracks too much after that until I went home on Sunday.
Almost two kids and 8 years of marriage later, my promiscuous antics worked out just fine. Lol!
The night that my sister graduated high school, I skipped her graduation party so I could go to the drive in movie theater with my boyfriend. We made out the whole time in the bed of his truck, and it was the first time we really made out, like horizontally making out. I remember thinking I was so bad for skipping my sister's party and making out with my boyfriend all night.
Another one: I went to Europe last year for a work conference with my coworker. One night we stayed up so late drinking and had to get up early the next morning for a meeting. I was so sick for the whole meeting and was so afraid I was going to throw up all over the table. I felt really guilty about it but started feeling better after drinking some black coffee. I still feel pretty bad about it. Oops!
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@lifesabeach85 - that's a cool story for how u and your DH!
@bfpafter4years - I don't actively go looking for those videos but if I come across one I must see it. It's just so amazing and it makes me wanna squeeze all that stuff out of someone. Yeah, very odd fascination.
I'm pretty boring too. My colorful past is just a mix of alcohol and bad choices in sleeping partners. One fun, crazy thing though... Friends and I decided we wanted to be all sophisticated and have homemade Italian food & wine at my friend's apartment in Waikiki. It was going so well that we filled up paper coffee cups with more wine and decided to go walking around. We ended up at the beach and all of us went skinny dipping in one of the busiest areas of Waikiki. It was probably around 130am which has got to be the only reason we weren't caught.
annnnd I missed you guys!!!! Idk if it was my phone, my internet, the app or what but I haven’t been able to get into anything in the community since Thursday and it’s been killing me!
After reading all of the above answers I’ve come to the conclusion that I probably was too wild growing up! Lol whoops. So I’ll just keep it mild and talk about how we went skinny dipping after hours in our friends apartment pool. Someone called the cops on us and we all got handcuffed naked. It really bugged me they wouldn’t let us get dressed. They said they would be sending us all disorderly conduct tickets but about a week later we all got calls that we couldn’t be ticketed because it wasn’t posted no trespassing. Lol amazing. Any way the very next day it was definitely posted and our friend got kick out of their apartment. Well not evicted but they wouldn’t resign his lease.
Also, that really sucks! Not letting you get dressed before cuffing you ugh, must have been so uncomfortable.
@lifesabeach85 that is the best story!!
"Gross" I pull the ingrown hairs out of MHs legs on a pretty regular basis lol
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I’m mainly tame, but DH and I did get it on at the boat dock of a lake house we were staying at with friends once. I’m pretty sure no one saw, but who knows!
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I’m laughing that so many of us are saying we’re boring on a thread meant to prove we aren’t! But yea, I’m pretty boring. DH and I have had sex in all sorts of places but my favorite was a few years ago when we drove to one of those safaris that you can drive your car through and the animals are all out and about. We had sex in our car surrounded by zebras in broad daylight.
DH and I were in a competition with an old coworker of who did it in a more obscure place. We did it on a mini-golf course in the cave that the waterfall goes over. It was super quick because people were playing behind us and starting to catch up, but it was awesome.
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I was finishing up an internship in NYC during the summer between my junior and senior year of college. I had broken up with my long-term boyfriend that earlier summer and decided I needed to have a little fun a few weeks before I was scheduled to go back to school since my internship had been pretty intense so far. I went into a bar with some friends and we got pretty tipsy before I narrowed it down to a guy I liked based on his shorts (sounds like a great idea in retrospect, right?) I'm not one to approach a guy but I ended up back at the bar later that evening and turned around to see his group of friends surrounding me. I wound up asking "where's your cute friend with the shorts?" and one of the guys turned to me and said "what do we look like, a meat market?" I thought I'd messed with the wrong group of guys at that point and wanted to end the conversation ASAP but the guy kept badgering me with questions about my background, what I did for a living, etc. At the end of our conversation, he grabbed my phone and called his with it, and announced "YOU'RE PERFECT FOR HIM!" I was so intimidated and weirded out at that point I just closed my tab and ran out of there before he could go find his friend to introduce us. Little did I know, this was my future husband's best friend who was interrogating me because my hubs had just been through a bad breakup and he was being overprotective. Shorts guy ended up calling me the next day for a date and apologizing for his bestie's interrogation, and I wound up giving him a chance. 8 years later and a little one on the way, we're both really glad he wore those shorts that night
Initially MH wasn't suppose to be a serious relationship I had gotten out of a very long term relationship with a guy I had dated since the end of HS about a year previously. I'd had a few "one night stands"/FWB, and honestly was just planning on messing around with him a few times/nothing serious. 5 years later we're married and expecting LO I used to tease him that he "badgered" me into dating me. I refused to agree to be his gf for months and a year later he had to ask me to marry him 3 times before I said yes (I didn't think he was serious the first 2 times plus he didn't really ask, it was more, "you're gonna marry me") :P
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LO arrived 11/9/2018! We have a baby!
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Me: 33 | DH: 41
Married: March 2016
TTC #1/IUD out January 2017
PCOS dx January 2018
Medicated cycle 2.5mg Letrozole CD3-7 February 2018
BFP 3/10/2018!
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Something I've done that a lot of people say they'd never do is rappel down a 20 story building. It was for charity, so probably not exactly what we're looking for in this thread, but it was fun nonetheless.