wtf H he gets home with DS while I’m in a meeting. What does he say “I’m gonna go poop & shower” um dude do you not see I’m in a meeting??? DS is asking me for stuff and H just goes and closed the bedroom door. Now I’m upset after my meeting, prep DSs dinner, of course he doesn’t want it. And I ask H to help me pick up toys. He yells at me to stop barking orders at him all while he stays sitting in the couch with the damn computer!! Ok I’ll crawl all over the floor because i can’t wait until the weekend when he “plans” to clean. I can barely walk around as it is! Of course his laundry from two weeks ago is still on the couch and only picks at it each morning. Gah!
Yasss constantly pooping. My DD (3yo) asked my why I go potty so much.. because I have zero control okay.. lol
@wildtot I’m sure it won’t help but I like making reallt loud passive aggressive sighs and lots of grunting when I’m doing something DH should be doing. You could always stop midway through cleaning up toys and “have a contraction” to get him to pay attention lol
Revisiting this WTF again. WTF to DH for waking me up because I was groaning in my sleep and keeping him awake. Now it’s 1:30am and I’ve been up for the past hour and a half because I couldn’t fall back to sleep. Well congrats to him because now I’m on the couch watching tv in the middle of the night while he sleeps soundly.
@hillbillywife bahaha i do do that sometimes! He’ll just tell me that no one is making me do it, go sit down. If i wake up to a nasty kitchen i make super loud noises cleaning it so he gets the point. I’m pretty childish sometimes but hey apparently my words are not clear enough to him. @nimmle ugh i don’t get why they wake us up the one time we keep them up. Hope you can catch up on sleep!
@SmashJam and @wildtot. Thanks. I eventually fell back to sleep around 3/3:30 on the couch. I woke DH this morning since he asked me to wake him up when I’m up and laid the guilt trip on him especially since I have a bunch of meetings today that I have to be “on” for and he knew that last night. Now he’s tip toeing around feeling bad and trying to be all lovey dovey. Lol. He said next time it happens he’ll just go in the couch.
@nimmle did he claim not to remember waking you up? mine does that - though I kind of believe him - DH is a complete DICK in his sleep. WTF to customers who don't read a single word I write and argue back claiming i said the opposite of what is clearly in black and white below....because i just type for the finger exercise WTF to my body, finally was in the mood to try to DTD and was treated to one massively painful and long contraction with/instead of the O...guess I won't be trying that again for about 10 more weeks
@gingerbride26 Oh no, he knows what he did. He claims that he thought I was sleeping so well this whole time despite my constant complaining that I'm up every hour having to pee. Usually I fall right back to sleep, but I think because I didn't wake up naturally and was immediately pissed off when it happened it threw me off and I was wide awake. I told him unless it sounds like I can't breathe and I'm going to die he better not wake me up.
I have a TMI WTF... feel free to not read if you’d like to not laugh at me or don’t like TMI...
we we tried to DTD last night too. In an effort to keep baby gravy inside to “soften” things we decided to put a pillow under my butt to keep my hips elevated a little. Well, that angle was too different for DH and instead of a nice romp he kept stabbing me with his manhood. Talk about not sexy at all. Ouch.
@hillbillywife if it makes you feel any better, both my babies were conceived with me on top so we were working against gravity in terms of the "baby gravy" (lol) and clearly it found its way just fine I've been trying to lie on my back for 20 mins after to let it do its thing in my cervix, but its always such a struggle not running straight to the bathroom to pee as soon as its over.
@zande2016 I kinda figured some would stay in regardless. Final decision was that position was not worth it, so it worked itself out. I ended up just hanging out for several minutes too. It’s definitelt hard to not rush to clean up right away
@hillbillywife I literally LOLed at this. I remember doing yoga poses to keep legs elevated when TTC. It will be a lot harder this time. Hopefully I won't need to as OB said everything is already starting to soften down there.
@hillbillywife Sorry, I LOLed at that too. Even with your warning, it was still unexpected. And I think we've all been there with awkward positions. Personally, I still have an "out of order" sign up hanging around down there. Do not touch me. So congrats to anyone that is active!
Re: WTF Wednesday 6/27
wtf H he gets home with DS while I’m in a meeting. What does he say “I’m gonna go poop & shower” um dude do you not see I’m in a meeting??? DS is asking me for stuff and H just goes and closed the bedroom door. Now I’m upset after my meeting, prep DSs dinner, of course he doesn’t want it. And I ask H to help me pick up toys. He yells at me to stop barking orders at him all while he stays sitting in the couch with the damn computer!! Ok I’ll crawl all over the floor because i can’t wait until the weekend when he “plans” to clean. I can barely walk around as it is! Of course his laundry from two weeks ago is still on the couch and only picks at it each morning. Gah!
@wildtot I’m sure it won’t help but I like making reallt loud passive aggressive sighs and lots of grunting when I’m doing something DH should be doing. You could always stop midway through cleaning up toys and “have a contraction” to get him to pay attention lol
WTF to customers who don't read a single word I write and argue back claiming i said the opposite of what is clearly in black and white below....because i just type for the finger exercise
WTF to my body, finally was in the mood to try to DTD and was treated to one massively painful and long contraction with/instead of the O...guess I won't be trying that again for about 10 more weeks
we we tried to DTD last night too. In an effort to keep baby gravy inside to “soften” things we decided to put a pillow under my butt to keep my hips elevated a little. Well, that angle was too different for DH and instead of a nice romp he kept stabbing me with his manhood. Talk about not sexy at all. Ouch.