TMI Tuesday 5/15

Hollyyyyy · May 2018

What's going on?

echo-charlietango · May 2018

I farted away like...three inches of bloat last night in my sleep. Usually I am the most bloated at night, and most slim in the morning -but last night's transformation was reality-show worthy. Woof. Poor DH, I hope he slept though my wind production...I know I did

Hollyyyyy · May 2018

I cannot stop peeing. My commute is only about an hour, and even with going right before I leave my house, I am ready to explode by the time I actually make it to work. I don't know what I'm going to do once I have an actual human pressing on my bladder in a few months.

@echo-charlietango I am also super gassy, it's split about 50/50 between burps and farts.

AdorkablePixie · May 2018

@Hollyyyyy I feel your pain! I work about an hour away from home and when I was pregnant before I could barely make the drive without having to pee. I almost had to stop once and go. lol

texas_t · May 2018

@Hollyyyyy Thankfully, around 12 or 13 weeks, the uterus comes up from the pelvic cavity and stops pressing on our bladders as much!

Hollyyyyy · May 2018

@texas_t Oh, thank God. There's hope!

We are going on a 10-hour (each way) road trip next week, and I don't know how I'm going to survive

lexidawg · May 2018

Serious gas bubbles in my upper back that are so uncomfortable that my back kills!

sushilove15 · May 2018

Has anyone ever separated their butt cheeks so that you could silently fart without DH hearing you while you’re both in bed? Me neither.

morgantu · May 2018

@sushilove15 bahahahahaha I told my friends once I did that with guys I was newly dating and they STILL make fun of me for it! I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows this brilliant trick!

echo-charlietango · May 2018

@sushilove15 @morgantu I'll admit that I have not done that (nor thought of it for that matter). I have learned that I am VERY gassy at night, so I decided that that would be a secret test. Surprisingly no fella has wanted to end it because of my wind, so I guess they all learned to live with it when we dated.

PensiveCrayon · May 2018

@sushilove15 All. The. Time. Except for me it only works about 50% of the time. The other 50% I blame on the baby. Even if he is asleep in his bedroom.

sushilove15 · May 2018

Omg that’s hilarious! I’m dying over here knowing we have a secret society of silent farting and our SOs have no idea hahaha @PensiveCrayon @morgantu and welcome to the club @echo-charlietango

Gwyneddlesliegrace · May 2018

It’s not tmi but RLS is literally killing me.

CecilB93 · May 2018

@sushilove15 and everyone else, YES!!! I only just discovered this trick within the last 5 months or so, but I love being able to fart without waking DH

Soo...tonight DH and I had rough-ish (for us...) sex. There was a lot more blood than I'd have liked to seen afterwards. It looks like it stopped pretty much right away, so I'm not worried, I just have a super sensitive cervix.

scaredunprepared · May 2018

@CecilB93 I've also got a super sensitive cervix. And with this pregnancy it's way more sensitive than usual. So lots of blood and spotting but my ER visit and subsequent OB visit have calmed most of my fears regarding the bleeding.

trucksntutus · May 2018

@sushilove15 WHAT? Ladies. I did not know this was a thing and I'm totally going to try it out. I wish I'd known about this years ago. What the eff. I only had spotting once after sex w/ my SO before he went out of town for 3 weeks, and now my vag is super sore and sensitive.

Ugh. Don't like. Never an issue while not pregnant.

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