FFFC 05/11

eleven_ · May 2018

I'm racking my brain trying to think of a confession... hmmm... how about:

I let the dogs lick the dishes as I'm loading the dishwasher. I understand if y'all don't want to come over for dinner.

galactickates · May 2018

You're in good company and not alone. H does this with any casserole dish he doesn't want to let soak, cheesy potatoes, sometimes just for funsies. That dish is sparkling when they're done. They all go through our scalding hot water dishwasher after so... :::shruggy guy:::

prpl11butterfly · May 2018

Yea, dishwasher cleans dog slobber. NBD in my book.

If something happens to my marriage, I'm totally going after my mailman. He was a few years ahead of me in HS and all the girls were crushing on him. He probably didn't know I exsited then, but he does now (thanks to being my mailman) and I'm pretty sure I could land him. Though my mother questions why he's still single.....

And also, I hate being naked unnecessarily. Shower, sex, perfectly fine. But I'm not chilling around the house or going to bed without having a tank (or bralett) and undies on.

CraftyG · May 2018

I always used to put my plate on the floor for my dog before it went in the dishwasher and she would get the leftovers.

I will go for as long as possible without shaving, I hate it it’s just so much effort to shave every inch of your body! I’ll only really shave if I have an outfit when something’s on show or I’m wanting to up the romance and even then I’ll sometimes borrow Fi’s electric razor because it takes a fraction of the time and you can dry shave comfortably!

LJMoon6 · May 2018

My FFFC:
I've scoped out a new office that I want to steal! I currently share my office space with 4 older men. They're great but why would you want to share when you can have your own! I'd be stealing it from our student staff. But to be honest they don't even use it. It'd be on the second floor and I would have my own window. I'm totally prepared to ask for it when I get pregnant. I'm going to need privacy to pump anyways...

lovesclimbing · May 2018

prpl11butterfly said:

Yea, dishwasher cleans dog slobber. NBD in my book.

If something happens to my marriage, I'm totally going after my mailman. He was a few years ahead of me in HS and all the girls were crushing on him. He probably didn't know I exsited then, but he does now (thanks to being my mailman) and I'm pretty sure I could land him. Though my mother questions why he's still single.....

And also, I hate being naked unnecessarily. Shower, sex, perfectly fine. But I'm not chilling around the house or going to bed without having a tank (or bralett) and undies on.

Same. And my confession (probably more of a UO), I don't like going braless except for, yea, those categories above. I need the support! I don't understand women who are so excited to come home and take their bra off. And I'm not even that big either, a C.

LJMoon6 · May 2018

@CraftyG I have to shave every time I shower. It's just what I've gotten used to. If I don't then my prickly legs wake me up in the middle of the night lol.
@lovesclimbing I love getting home and taking off my bra! For me it's not really about freeing the ta-tas but more about getting rid of the tight band around my lungs.

CraftyG · May 2018

Oh I’m the complete opposite as soon as I step through my front door my trousers and bra come off. I think it’s just more comfortable without a bra on? I only own one nice push up/ sexy bra now, although it did cause an issue last week when I opened the door to have a chat with our neighbour while wearing a thin white top without a bra on and he kept the convo going and I didn’t realise why until after I shut the door and walked past a mirror

eleven_ · May 2018

Sleeping naked is the best thing ever! I don't know how people sleep with clothes on. My biggest fear though is that a major disaster will happen and I'll have to run out of the house naked.

eleven_ · May 2018

Another confession: I had the hottest sex dream about one of my co-workers last night. I don't think I'll ever look at him the same again!

catlady2015 · May 2018

@eleven_ - yes! Sleeping naked is the best!!!! I can’t walk around my house during the day without clothes on but I must sleep naked.

galactickates · May 2018

Team Sleeping Naked.
@Eleven - we must live in the same household...

spottedginger · May 2018

Team sleeping naked and countdown to get home and take off pants and bra. This is why I am not more social with neighbors.

doxiemoxie212 · May 2018

I am team T-shirt and undies over team fully naked. I am very upfront about my faucet of a vagina tho so that’s the main reason. I used to be 100% team braless at home, but now I can’t figure out what’s worse. I have these huge boobs that fuck up my back, and no support is terrible but so is the band constricting my rib cage AT ALL soooooo... Honestly I’m ready to chop these boobs off with a kitchen knife, they annoy me so much.

lovesclimbing · May 2018

Actually, I do sleep naked, I forgot about that. But my bra never comes off until right before I get in bed when I'm taking everything else off too.

prpl11butterfly · May 2018

@doxiemoxie212 I'm with you on the faucet situation and that is the main reason for me as well.

I can be braless but not topless and braless. It's one or the other. I do look forward to getting my bra off at night just because of the band (I've gained a bit of weight and refuse to buy new bras because I'm going to get pregnant eventually and need new ones then).

jrm_14 · May 2018

@doxiemoxie212 Here I am again to comisterate in the oversized boobs with the rib cage cutting bras vs the back pain. I’m scared pregnancy will bring bigger breasts

When I’m done having babies growing in my own uterus to have a breast reduction.

I let my cat drink out of water cups & eat from plates/pans like other people do dogs.

I enjoy pooping in the dark. I turn off the bathroom light when I’m at home. I’m not really sure how or why this began.

jrm_14 · May 2018

When I see new people intro & say they are a wealth of valuable knowledge simply bc they’re TFAS, I almost instantly write them off. Plllllease, tell us how you got KU with your first so that the rest of us can do it already. Mmmmkthanks.

When @eleven_ first joined TB, I had thoughts of her GBCBing or being annoying AF. I associated her with someone else that was truly annoying AF. Oops. I ❤️❤️❤️❤️ you now&forever, dear @eleven_ !!

eleven_ · May 2018

@jrm_14 LOL to you liking to poop in the dark. It does sound nice actually. I may have to try it. And it's hard to like newbs so I get it and I still love you

It takes posting for months in TTGP before I decide if a newb is tolerable or not lol.

suzycupcake · May 2018

I could not poop in the dark. I have had this fear ever since childhood that something will bite my butt while on the toilet. It's ridic.

Confession: I re-use little plastic cups to opk test. I also forget which posts I've already love titted and un love tit at the same rate.

prpl11butterfly · May 2018

@jrm_14 I share food with my cat. Usually ice cream and peanut butter. I'll let her lick it off my finger or the bowl if I'm done. In all honesty, sometimes she licks when she thinks I'm not paying attention too. Oh well.

jrm_14 · May 2018

@prpl11butterfly There are times I’m sure my cat drinks from my water and I don’t see her or she thinks I’m not looking. I try not to drink after her due to my compromised immunity, though.

@suzycupcake Sometimes all I see are the black hearts & not avatars, and have forgot if I LT already. Then, I do it to see if the number goes up or down & adjust accordingly.

lurvleybunchococonuts · May 2018

@jrm_14 @doxiemoxie212 I am terrified to see how mammoth the mamaries get once this Dot gets here. Eventual reduction is an idea that wanders my mind often.

+1 with the lovetits and watching the # if I dont see the avatars

I initally liked @eleven_ simply because of her SN & avatar and have since begun to imagine she really is a grown up Eleven and had super-mind powers and has gone to the UpsideDown.

+1 to naked sleeping in the summertime but don't think that'll happen this summer. Womp womp. Tried just wearing a t-shirt last night and H wa like "uhm... What ARE you doing? Whatcif you start leaking??? Gross"

eleven_ · May 2018

@lurvleybunchococonuts Thanks for liking me right off the bat! You are very likable and so nice to everyone so I don't think it's possible for anyone to not to immediately love you

I always picture people to look like their avatar if it's a person. I picture @BusinessWife to look like Lauren Conrad! I guess it's good you picture me as an adult Eleven and not a little girl who had a sex dream about her coworker

eleven_ · May 2018

@suzycupcake Your fear of something biting your butt is cracking me up. When I was little I had a fear that my dolls would bite my toes off in the night if they were poking out from the blankets. I still always have to have my feet covered at night!

jrm_14 · May 2018

@Suzycupcake @eleven_ When I was young (through teenage years), I slept with all my covers tightly wrapped around me. Sometimes, I even slept in a sleeping bag on my bed so covers would not hang over the edge. I was terrified of mice crawling up the covers & into my bed.

coco2787 · May 2018

Team don't like not wearing a bra, even at home. These boobs are just too big and floppy to let them hang loose.

@eleven_ if it makes you feel better I had a romantic dream about one of my (female) teachers the other night. Apparently I'm not alone in my girl crush though because it came out at an after graduation get together last night that other classmates feel the same way

lovesclimbing · May 2018

I had major issues with boob leaking at night after my daughter. It took about six months before they leveled out to where they usually don't leak at night. I slept with a prefold under me (I sleep on my stomach). Sometimes I get off it in the night and there's a big wet spot on the sheets a couple feet across!

Get a waterproof mattress cover! Everyone should have one, seriously, for night sweats or accidentally spilling water or whatever.

suzycupcake · May 2018

I am the same way with my feet and body parts when I sleep only my fear is that some underworld goblin will grab my feet like in those movies we watched growing up. I mostly notice these fears come full force during times of great stress and anxiety. Childhood fears announcing themselves, are one of my signals that lets me know I'm too stressed out and need to practice self care.

nmbrcrnchr1 · May 2018

@suzycupcake I hate using the bathroom in our basement bc I’m sure a snake is going to be in it sometime. I saw a tv show when I was like 12 that his happened and I cannot get rid of the thought! Sometimes I check halfway through doing my business to make sure nothing else is in there

suzycupcake · May 2018

A basement bathroom?

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/UK9VbxLFOAezK/giphy.gif

CraftyG · May 2018

I remember as a kid I was reading one of those teenage magazines and one girl wrote in about how a a snake got into her house because another neighbour flushed it down the toilet and it climbed up the pipes. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t true but it’s bloody scary!

dreamscapes_ · May 2018

Team Sleeping Naked... Actually, Team Partial Nudist, if I'm being honest >.>

I know it's not Friday anymore, but I guess my FFFC is that I honestly felt like this board wasn't exactly the right place for me and had intended on just hanging out on BOTB. Apparently I fit in just fine, though.

suzycupcake · May 2018

Idk about y'all but I'm having one of these after all of that ttgp nonsense today. I was about to lose my shit. Thank you to all of the ladies who came back to the boards to defend all of us.

lovesclimbing · May 2018

suzycupcake said:

Idk about y'all but I'm having one of these after all of that ttgp nonsense today. I was about to lose my shit. Thank you to all of the ladies who came back to the boards to defend all of us.

*Goes to lurk TTGP*

ETA: So something I've been wondering for awhile. I keep seeing people telling posters to go post their test in the positive thread on 1st Tri. The way I've always read that thread is that it's for posting a positive test and "this is my positive" not a test you're unsure about and asking "is this a positive?" It seems like it's somewhat recent that the thread has devolved into people asking if their test is positive. The way I see it is people shouldn't be asking if they're pregnant anywhere on the site, and that thread should be just for pictures of confirmed positives.

If you're not sure, wait a day or two and test again, it's not complicated. What possible reason could there be for NEEDING to know now as opposed to tomorrow when that squinter will be more solid if they are pregnant? And I say this as someone who hurt my back and made a doctor's appointment for the day my period was due. And even then I didn't need to OH MY GOODNESS, AM I PREGNANT SO I DON'T TAKE WRONG MEDS!!!!1!!!!1!

I just tested that morning so I could go to the doctor and either say, "I just found out I'm pregnant" or "my H and I have been trying to conceive, my period is due today, and I got a negative/squinter test this morning" and then go from there and see what the doc said.

prpl11butterfly · May 2018

I'm with you on that @lovesclimbing. 1 day or 2 is not going to make much difference. Any "need to know" situation will involve Drs and they are going to test regardless of an HPT result.

doxiemoxie212 · May 2018

@lovesclimbing well the name of the one thread is “what does a positive test look like” or something so I don’t know I think it’s fine to be like do you see a line. I truly thought I was going nuts with my first positive, and DH couldn’t see the line for like 4-5 days. Also after using OPKs for so long it can fuck with your head bc you’re so used to “as dark or darker” that a faint line seems nuts. But also waiting a few days is not a big deal, you are correct.

lovesclimbing · May 2018

doxiemoxie212 said:

@lovesclimbing well the name of the one thread is “what does a positive test look like” or something so I don’t know I think it’s fine to be like do you see a line. I truly thought I was going nuts with my first positive, and DH couldn’t see the line for like 4-5 days. Also after using OPKs for so long it can fuck with your head bc you’re so used to “as dark or darker” that a faint line seems nuts. But also waiting a few days is not a big deal, you are correct.

I hear what you're saying, but the bolded is kind of exactly my point. The name of the thread isn't "Could this be a positive?," it's "What does a positive really look like?" So that tells me the thread should be about what a positive actually is, not a whole bunch of posts of maybe positive maybe negative tests.

And, in my opinion, the first post acknowledges it's supposed to be about posting true positives because it says to help others decipher if theirs is positive by posting a picture of your own actual positive.

nitnat007 · May 2018

@lovesclimbing I completely get where you are coming from. My two cents, since the thread name is followed by “??” And not “!!” I think it leaves it open for people to post in and ask opinions. If it was more of a statement, then may not. But that is just my view.

doxiemoxie212 · May 2018

nitnat007 said:

@lovesclimbing I completely get where you are coming from. My two cents, since the thread name is followed by “??” And not “!!” I think it leaves it open for people to post in and ask opinions. If it was more of a statement, then may not. But that is just my view.

This.

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