Kicked out of Target?

Re: Kicked out of Target?

• [Deleted User] member

  April 2018

  "I licked a Kitchenaid mixer because I love Pete the Cat."
  
  FFRC:  I had to Google, "Pete the Cat." LOL

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• sarah-ruby-21 member

  April 2018

  I gently touched my vag because I'm bringing sexy back.
  
  
  

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• amanduhtm member

  April 2018

  I gently touched a jar of Nutella because you don’t know my life 
  
  

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• nlc8424 member

  April 2018

  I sang to a Christmas tree because IDGAF.

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• nackie member

  April 2018

  I bit Ed Sheeran because I’m classy af. 
  
  Sounds about right

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• southernlady07 member

  April 2018

  I danced with a stray cat because you don't know my life.
  
  @BusinessWife We love Pete the Cat!
  

  Me: 32   DH: 32
  BFP #1: 1/23/2012  DD: Born 9/20/2012 
  BFP #2: 12/30/2017  DS: Due 9/10/2018 

  
  

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• jumpy57 member

  April 2018

  I sang to a glass of wine because HomeGoods was closed
  
  *If I wasn't pregnant I would assume I was drunk while this happened... Completely realistic because shopping while buzzed is super fun (with a driver of course)

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• klj0228 member

  April 2018

  I gently touched a stray cat because my MIL is in town. 
  
  Well that is a pathetic reason to get kicked out of target...and why was there a stray cat in there anyway? Maybe I was petting it so I could get him out of the store. In which case, kicking me out did target no good. 

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• DanyTargaryen member

  April 2018

  Someone care to explain WTF this is? LOL

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  MMC 8/5/15 at 8 weeks
  DS born 9/13/16
  BFP 1/13/18 - EDD 9/20/18 - It's a boy!

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• smsaulino member

  April 2018

  I wrestled with your mom because I hate cleaning

  Me: 33 DH: 31 Baby: 9/2/2018
  
  
  

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• pourmeanothermocktail member

  April 2018

  I smacked my lover because you don't know my life.

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  Me: 33
  DH: 32
  Married 7/18/15
  1st born at 35+4 on 6/6/16
  Team green turned BLUE!
  2nd born at 38+6 on 8/30/18 
  Team green turned PINK!
  Due with #3 on 6/6/20 Team Green
  

  
  
  

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• Wishilivedinflorida member

  April 2018

  I screamed at my vag because I’m classy AF. 
  
  This came from @DungeonTrollMel?! Love that girl. Hope she is doing well with her LO. We were on TTCAL way back together. 

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• [Deleted User] member

  April 2018

  <blockquote class="Quote">
  <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/Wishilivedinflorida">Wishilivedinflorida</a> said:</div>
  <div class="QuoteText">I screamed at my vag because I’m classy AF. 
  
  This came from @DungeonTrollMel?! Love that girl. Hope she is doing well with her LO. We were on TTCAL way back together. </div>
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  Yeah, she's around, and doing well!  Busy AF tho, lol but you could totally pm her, too, I'm sure she'd love to catch up.

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• magnolia209 member

  April 2018

  I poked my spouse because I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain! 

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• lisac113 member

  April 2018

  @sarah-ruby-21 I am a little in love with yours. 
  
  I poked Joanna Gaines because I love Pete the Cat

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• MandyMost member

  April 2018

  I danced with a glass of wi e because I’m bringing sexy back.
  
  i feel like this would very likely be the actual reason I’d be kicked out of a Target LOL

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• yosemite2018 member

  April 2018

  I danced with my butt because my MIL is in town.

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• momof5sept18 member

  April 2018

  I caressed a cactus because my MIL is in town

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