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Just for fun - Ridiculous pregnancy / baby items

mrsbubbles-2mrsbubbles-2 member
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It's Wednesday, I just got a canceled meeting notice (YAY!) and some fun / obnoxious baby items have been showing up on my google searches.
What have you come across?
They can be real items that someone thinks a new parent needs:


Or a gag gift:


Or a what were they thinking item:

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  • melissaf22melissaf22 member
    @mrsbubbles-2 my grandma already bought me that pacifier lol
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  • windywomanwindywoman member
    This keeps coming up on my Amazon suggestions. I have never BF but it just seems like something that isn't really gonna work. Maybe I am wrong!


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  • mrsbubbles-2mrsbubbles-2 member
    And I'm thinking that DSS would get a kick out of it if we got one of these (huuuuuge Star Wars fan!)

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  • ssthompsssthomps member

    lalala2004 said:
    These baby high heels are the worst:


    OMG these are ridiculous. At least the baby doesn’t walk so they won’t mess up their feet. 
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  • melpropmelprop member
    When I was pg with DS, my mom’s friend gave me an antique infant chamber pot. 
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  • F47F47 member
    ssthomps said:
    Brezzy1928 said:
    This keeps coming up on my Amazon suggestions. I have never BF but it just seems like something that isn't really gonna work. Maybe I am wrong!


    This is crazy looking but it definitely works. It gets old and tiring holding the pumps up while pumping. You have the availability to eat or do other things while you are pumping. I suggest all mommas who are going to pump, invest in one of these.  B)
    Eat. Basically, just eat. I downed many a bowl of cereal when I had to pump in the MOTN with DS2. 
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  • msmonalisavitomsmonalisavito member
    Second the hands-free pumping bra.  Although I just made my own by cutting slits in one of my old sports bras.  

    It was essential when I would drive-and-pump to work.


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  • windywomanwindywoman member
    Well burnt my biscuit! I guess I will be getting one of those bras!lol. 
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  • mrsbubbles-2mrsbubbles-2 member
    @lalala2004 - I just can't with those.

    @jsnakehole - I used to laugh about the pee pee teepees but after getting doused for about the 14th time during MOTN changes I changed my tune! We just put a wipe over him but there's some merit to the teepees!

    @Brezzy1928 - I thought for a hot minute that your new siggy was a ridiculous baby item and was really confused! :D But yes, you'll want one. I recommend the simple wishes one.

    @melissaf22 - I really wanted one of the sparkly bling binkies for DS and DH wouldn't let me. I love the smile ones and the mustaches crack me up!

    @melprop - that's a strange gift - what did you end up doing with it?

    @mapleandbacon - those are gorgeous but you're probably right about the $$$. How long do you think you could use one for? I justified the super duper expensive baby bathtub because I lied to myself about how long w would be able to use it, but I'm guessing with those you can only use it until baby can roll over or sit up?
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  • melpropmelprop member
    I used it to hold clean cloth wipes on the corner of the changing table. I honestly didn’t want to use it for anything else considering its prior life as a chamber pot. 
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  • calimom2524calimom2524 member
    awwww sad. I can't find it. 

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  • brzvicebrzvice member
    @calimom2524 I gotchu
    https://www.amazon.com/Balo-First-Blowing-Utensil-Attaches/dp/B078XNXJS9/ref=gbps_tit_s-4_d724_30a85665?smid=A1FYPS03FB24EM&pf_rd_p=695f29ac-ec28-4005-ae23-4a6ff667d724&pf_rd_s=slot-4&pf_rd_t=701&pf_rd_i=gb_main&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=DQ8T7N9AZG85H0YHRPXN
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  • calimom2524calimom2524 member
    @brzvice thank you!!! Ordered! Haha DS2 will LOVE that.

    @legallykate my children have NEVER asked me to cool their broccoli fast enough. If I'm eating something I don't want to share I usually say it's made of broccoli. They know I'm kidding but that's how much they hate it haha

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  • elsieisamoocowelsieisamoocow member
    ecwk said:
    How about some luxury designer baby apparel? Perhaps a little newborn gift set from Dior that will set you back a mere thousand dollars? Or may I interest you in a Versace baby bodysuit for the unbeatable price of $795? 



    Thanks I just ordered 3 of each :lol: oh how fun it would be to have unlimited amounts of money lying around! 

    @calimom2524 I’m totally ordering one for DS too! He always makes me blow on his food even when it’s a fine temperature to eat. Especially with his mac and cheese, I have to stick it in the fridge while I’m cleaning the pot to cool it down for him. 
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  • deziraywattdeziraywatt member
    edited April 2018
    legallykate When I was a kid I was obsessed with broccoli. There were times when I asked my mom if I had to eat the chocolate cake and begged for more broccoli. 
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  • Firemanswife11Firemanswife11 member
    deziraywatt said:
    legallykate When I was a kid I was obsessed with broccoli. There were times when I asked my mom if I had to eat the chocolate cake and begged for more broccoli. 
    I have eaten a whole head of broccoli in the last two days and my stomach is crying.
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  • calimom2524calimom2524 member
    Broccoli makes me fart something fierce. You're welcome. 

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  • derbysquirrelderbysquirrel member
    I like broccoli, but I'm dangerous with vegetables. I don't have an "off" switch, so I'll easily binge a pound or more of carrots, or a head or two of broccoli. At least it's veggies and not junk food. I ate a whole cucumber and a small package of baby carrots as a snack yesterday. Made up for it by eating 3 doughnuts for breakfast this morning. 
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