UO Thursday 7/13

kmalls · July 2017

So they're balls that hang off the back of a truck?

I just...why??

looeeze · July 2017

kmalls said:

So they're balls that hang off the back of a truck?

I just...why??

AMERICA, that's why.

doxiemoxie212 · July 2017

@looeeze as a dressing? yes. as a dip? no. delicious delicious dip.

dpjennifer · July 2017

@looeeze I believe you mean... "MERICA!!!!

looeeze · July 2017

doxiemoxie212 said:

@looeeze as a dressing? yes. as a dip? no. delicious delicious dip.

No. As all the things.

lurvleybunchococonuts · July 2017

Pew pew 'merica!

Also @looeeze how could you disparage the creamy deliciousness of ranch

ETA: I should use my words to create full sentences, I was missing a few keys ones there

mileswithmyles · July 2017

UO- I think root beer is so gross and I hate it.

lulu1180 · July 2017

My UO I don't like gladiator sandals. I think they're ugly and have never seen a pair and thought "wow those are super cute, I need to run out and find them now!"

Re: *NSYNC I grew up during the NKOTB period and think Joey was the hottest

Re: BD, I can't stand that term. I also don't like the terms AF and KU. It's your period and pregnant. But I use the terms because they're the most widely accepted/used on here. DH and I came up with the term spelunking in the lady cave instead of BD

Re: Coffee, don't like it, never have and never will. I also was never a tea drinker until last fall/winter and that was green tea for TTC purposes. One of the strange reasons I can't wait to get pregnant is so u can stop drinking all the tea!

KariAnn323 · July 2017

I'm with @looeeze ranch dressing is absolutely disgusting and the Hidden Valley commercials where they pour buckets of it on food makes me gag.

acunamatada · July 2017

NOOOOOO @looeeze I love all things ranch.. Dip, dressing.. and PIZZA

holly321 · July 2017

Bad ranch is bad. It is sour and gross. But a good ranch is the best

lurvleybunchococonuts · July 2017

@acunamatada I feel like we should be bff's based on our SNs

amberruka · July 2017

I was gonna say RANCH ON PIZZA too @acunamatada!!! Maybe it's a western NY thing? My DH is from Louisiana and thinks it's gross. Nom nom nom....

icecubeinthedesert · July 2017

@dpjennifer, I don't drink coffee either, and feel exactly the same way. But unlike you and @doxiemoxie212, I get horrible digestive issues from even a sip of it, and it lasts for days

@kmalls, damn, I guess George Clooney and I can't be friends then. *Sigh*

@looeeze, I think you spelled that wrong. The rednecks spell it Murika (or the alternative spelling @dpjennifer provided)

zwink1 · July 2017

You guys better be careful. You're singing the restaurant/ranch chick's siren song.

mangoandguava · July 2017

N*SYNC was the Backstreet Boys' archnemeses, so obviously I hated all of them. Brian Littrell though.

I hate Nutella. It doesn't taste like it should.

petethecat · July 2017

zwink1 said:

You guys better be careful. You're singing the restaurant/ranch chick's siren song.

Um, thank you because I just hit up a little search feature action to see what you were referring to here.

To all of the ladies who are sad because they missed the drive by from earlier, get your drinks ready...

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12135522/do-you-complain

looeeze · July 2017

@kbamomma33 @zwink1 omg thank you for this. *refills wine glass* I scrolled and saw a few "user banned" pics and I'm assuming those bans were a result of this thread so here I go!

icecubeinthedesert · July 2017

@kbamomma33, I'm only through part of the first page, but this is definitely gold.

looeeze · July 2017

" when I ordered blueberries on top my cheesecake, she brings me blueberry SAUCE THE MORON! Blueberries aren't sauce just like applesauce isn't an apple, DUH! She was retarded! I NEVER ONCE said I wanted sauce!"

omg i'm dying so hard

looeeze · July 2017

"She literally only shows up to post when people are talking about tipping/service/ranch dressing."

I am laughing so hard i cant breathe

fishsticks-n-custard · July 2017

looeeze said:

"She literally only shows up to post when people are talking about tipping/service/ranch dressing."

I am laughing so hard i cant breathe

It's like some kind of f-ed up bloody mary. "If you say 'ranch dressing' into a bump post 3 times, Springs1 shows up and quotes all your posts incorrectly."

looeeze · July 2017

OMG SHE WROTE "Why is that hilarious? What's wrong with liking a lot of a condiment?"

STAAAAAAAHP, I can't I can't anymore. I am going to have six pack abs tomorrow from this laughing workout.

Will stop annotating now. Thank you so much @kbamomma33, you are the gift that keeps on giving.

petethecat · July 2017

looeeze said:

OMG SHE WROTE "Why is that hilarious? What's wrong with liking a lot of a condiment?"

STAAAAAAAHP, I can't I can't anymore. I am going to have six pack abs tomorrow from this laughing workout.

Will stop annotating now. Thank you so much @kbamomma33, you are the gift that keeps on giving.

She had a typo, ok? She meant, "ON THE SIDE" not, "ONE THE SIDE" *********sorry***********

looeeze · July 2017

I thought I was pretty hip to internet memes, can't believe I've never heard of her til now. She's famous on the webs!

Honestly though I think this woman might be Amy from Amy's Baking Company. It's got her brand of crazy. Y'all see that episode of Kitchen Nightmares?

becausescience · July 2017

She ordered ranch with her bread.

lurvleybunchococonuts · July 2017

'It's the internet and AMERICA, I can do as I please!"

Oh good lord... I *almost* wish she wasn't banned simply to see where else she has popped up.

petethecat · July 2017

looeeze said:

I thought I was pretty hip to internet memes, can't believe I've never heard of her til now. She's famous on the webs!

Honestly though I think this woman might be Amy from Amy's Baking Company. It's got her brand of crazy. Y'all see that episode of Kitchen Nightmares?

I know. I don't know how I've never heard of this.

petethecat · July 2017

I'm just going to leave this here.
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34/other-other-topics/stealing-parking-spots-being-inconsiderate-other-peoples-time-feelings-1572658/index14.html

looeeze · July 2017

lurvleybunchococonuts · July 2017

Oh em gee.... she posted a link to her blog
I know what I'm doing tomorrow!

www.blogger.com/profile/16330862403978274454

petethecat · July 2017

@looeeze I. Am. Dying.

looeeze · July 2017

@kbamomma33 I don't understand how she's been tormenting the internet for 10 years and nobody has found out who she is yet. maybe instead of TTGP I should dedicate my life to this crucial mission.

looeeze · July 2017

lurvleybunchococonuts said:

Oh em gee.... she posted a link to her blog
I know what I'm doing tomorrow!

www.blogger.com/profile/16330862403978274454

She.... she makes a new blog every time she has a new post...

icecubeinthedesert · July 2017

The first hit on Google for Springs1:
https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/03/all-ranch-dressing-restaurant-to-open-springs1-explodes.html

becausescience · July 2017

looeeze said:

@kbamomma33 I don't understand how she's been tormenting the internet for 10 years and nobody has found out who she is yet. [...]

SIB #paginganonymous

lulu1180 · July 2017

FYI she seems to currently be operating mainly on Reddit under springs131

icecubeinthedesert · July 2017

@lulu1180, omg, she's (?) on TB with the same new screen name and it hasn't been banned. But she hasn't signed in since October 2014 and only posted 5 times (more of the same)

mileswithmyles · July 2017

Holy caps lock! And she dropped the R-word. That is especially uncool of her.

ETA-I would love to see a server's reaction when she brings out her own bottle of Ranch at a fancy restaurant.

doxiemoxie212 · July 2017

I AM SO FAR DOWN THIS RANCH DRESSING RABBIT HOLE WTF

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