January 2018 Moms
whitta1015
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STM+ Sh*t my kid says...
whitta1015
member
I am not a STM, but saw this thread while lurking on another birth month club and was cracking up at all the answers!
Let's hear those random funny things your kids blurt out...
Let's hear those random funny things your kids blurt out...
Re: STM+ Sh*t my kid says...
- 17mo DD upon watching me de-bra, every night
Married: 2012
BFP #1 Sept 2014, MMC Dec 2014 | BFP #2 May 2015, DD Jan 2016
A while back on our drive home from daycare, I asked her how her day was and she responded, "You have no reason to talk to me right now."
She's going to be an awesome teenager.
J18 December Siggy Challenge: Christmas Movies
Also whenever we open something or put away the groceries, DS will lean over and say "Ohhh, nice!!" Like we've unveiled something really great haha.
I have been using jolly ranchers to help with MS.
"there's a baby in my belly. It come out and play for five minutes and go back in?"
re: my boobs "is that your milks?"
"we not champs! We boys" (after I told him he and DS2 were champs)
DS2: Jan. 2016
DS3: Dec. 2017
Baby #4 on the way!
I informed him, "Well, yes. That's where the baby's milk will be. Just like when you were a baby."
"But Mom. That milk is going to be too old now."
So then we talked about how the breasts make new milk all the time.
The other night I had really brutal round ligament pain, which I explained to him as pain caused by the uterus expanding. He told me that if I'm having pain, I need to be careful not to wear tight pants, as that will "make the situation worse." I think he assumes the uterus expands to full size much faster than it really does.
(* His primary concern is that a baby will touch and chew on his science things. He's certain our house has too many small things that are dangerous to a baby, and that a baby will ruin stuff. He asked me if we could make a "beware of baby" sign.)
Jan 18 December Siggy Challenge: Christmas Movies
1. When he realizes we need to do something before something else he says "but first things first" like "mommy! First things first...we need to brush my teeth."
2. He recently discovered his testicles. But he calls them "Tank-uh-cles." So he'll say "mommy, see I have tank-uh-cles." Hahaha I crack up every time.
Last week he asked me why I was growing a baby in my belly because it was gettong big. The 5 y/o told me my big belly looked funny in shorts.
"We need to talk." - really serious like, so I ask what he wants to talk about, and he'll consider and usually picks an animal.
"Relaaaaax, Mommy." - either while absolutely nothing is going on, or something actually stressful and it helps exactly zero (like I'm trying to get him to stop saying "what's that? what's that? what's that?" about god knows what out the windows while I'm trying to navigate a traffic circle)
"mine" instead of "my" - "Welcome to mine house!"
Jan 18 December Siggy Challenge: Christmas Movies
"Daddy pee pee from there" (there's no privacy once they start opening doors).
DS: Where are I? There I are!
DS: Daddy, can I watch Judy Hopps?
DH: Judy Hopps? Oh, you mean Zootopia?
DS: No, Daddy. Joo... Dee... Hopps!
*DS chewing on a Tootsie Roll*
Me: Do you like that candy, buddy? Those are called Tootsie Rolls.
DS: No, Mommy. Those are called brown things.
DS: What's that, Mommy?
Me: That's a life saver.
DS: Hmmm, I think that's a life donut.
As we're wrapping up he suddenly asks, "Is it okay to perform sex on someone who is already pregnant?"
Also I think he may be slowly understanding that sex is for recreation, lol. He's been pretty grossed out by it in the past, and has firmly believed that it's something adults do at the doctor's office. We didn't tell him that, but he drew that conclusion and could NOT be dissuaded from it. I think he was 6, maybe 7 at the time.