I am not a STM, but saw this thread while lurking on another birth month club and was cracking up at all the answers! Let's hear those random funny things your kids blurt out...
"Boobies!" (Pronounced funny, sort of like Bo-bos). Followed by "cool!" - 17mo DD upon watching me de-bra, every night
Me: 30 DH: 31 Married: 2012 BFP #1 Sept 2014, MMC Dec 2014 | BFP #2 May 2015, DD Jan 2016 | BFP #3 May 2017, MC July 2017 | BFP #4 Jan 2018, MC Feb 2018 | BFP #5 July 2018, fingers crossed
My 1 1/2 year old yelled "Gob Jambit" at an elderly lady at the grocery store. No clue what she did to him but he was clearly pissed. He shook his fist and everything. haha
DD likes to yell, "Stop it, Mouse!" to her Minnie doll. Don't know what Minnie Mouse has ever done to DD, but whatever it was, it must have been bad...
When my son and I talked about his concerns when we first told him about the baby, he eventually got to his concern* that a baby might touch my breasts (he's big on private parts staying private, even though I change when he's on our computer all the time).
I informed him, "Well, yes. That's where the baby's milk will be. Just like when you were a baby."
"But Mom. That milk is going to be too old now."
So then we talked about how the breasts make new milk all the time.
The other night I had really brutal round ligament pain, which I explained to him as pain caused by the uterus expanding. He told me that if I'm having pain, I need to be careful not to wear tight pants, as that will "make the situation worse." I think he assumes the uterus expands to full size much faster than it really does.
(* His primary concern is that a baby will touch and chew on his science things. He's certain our house has too many small things that are dangerous to a baby, and that a baby will ruin stuff. He asked me if we could make a "beware of baby" sign.)
My son will be 4 at the end of August, and he talks non-stop. Two of my recent favorites: 1. When he realizes we need to do something before something else he says "but first things first" like "mommy! First things first...we need to brush my teeth."
2. He recently discovered his testicles. But he calls them "Tank-uh-cles." So he'll say "mommy, see I have tank-uh-cles." Hahaha I crack up every time.
My kids call each other random names. We have been discussing birds so the 4 y/o calls everyone a peacock. Except yesterday, he shortened it to cock. Last week he asked me why I was growing a baby in my belly because it was gettong big. The 5 y/o told me my big belly looked funny in shorts.
Awe! @mommaa1615 we tried to point out the baby to our 2 year old at our u/s yesterday and he said "TV!" Haha I guess the TV is more exciting than the image on the screen.
My 2.5 yo also likes to say: "We need to talk." - really serious like, so I ask what he wants to talk about, and he'll consider and usually picks an animal. "Relaaaaax, Mommy." - either while absolutely nothing is going on, or something actually stressful and it helps exactly zero (like I'm trying to get him to stop saying "what's that? what's that? what's that?" about god knows what out the windows while I'm trying to navigate a traffic circle) "mine" instead of "my" - "Welcome to mine house!"
My 23 month old doesn't understand the difference between "me" and "you" just yet, so when he's tired he will walk over to me, lift his hands and say in the cutest lil sad voice "hold you". It's so adorable I can't even correct him.
We were at a wedding over the weekend and one of my 2 year old twins starts yelling in the middle of the best man speech, "I'm pooping, I'm pooping." She said it like 10 times before I took her out. DH and I were cracking up.
My 4 yo told me over the weekend "I burned my lip on a candle, but then I ate an elephant and I felt really good." She got too close to my brothers bday candles a few months ago.
Once my daughter had a sleepover at her grandmothers house and her Grammy told her she was tired and was going to get ready for bed. While she was changing my daughter exclaimed "you must be tired Grammy! Cause your boobies already laid down and went to sleep."
In the midst if potty training, my daughter and I usually go to the bathroom together, especially when we're out. The other day I was going and she looks at me and proclaims loudly "mooooom, your butt has hair in it!" I could gear the other lady in the restroom chuckle.
So, when our week changes over I like to sit down with my son and show him the app's weird interactive baby thing, and talk about what's new with his sibling.
As we're wrapping up he suddenly asks, "Is it okay to perform sex on someone who is already pregnant?"
I said, "Yes, a pregnant person can have sex."
"But will it result in another embryo?"
I then briefly explained ovulation and how it stops while you're pregnant.
He then revealed that he'd read some of the pregnancy book we had downstairs (our insurance sent us a copy of "What to Expect When You're Expecting"). He proceeded to explain why sometimes "leaking happens." He is "most interested in the postpartum period."
Also I think he may be slowly understanding that sex is for recreation, lol. He's been pretty grossed out by it in the past, and has firmly believed that it's something adults do at the doctor's office. We didn't tell him that, but he drew that conclusion and could NOT be dissuaded from it. I think he was 6, maybe 7 at the time.
My 4 year old daughter overheard my hubby telling me that I have a nice bum...now everytime I walk away she yells " Nice bum!" ( with a super subjective tone) lol
Re: STM+ Sh*t my kid says...
- 17mo DD upon watching me de-bra, every night
Married: 2012
BFP #1 Sept 2014, MMC Dec 2014 | BFP #2 May 2015, DD Jan 2016 | BFP #3 May 2017, MC July 2017 | BFP #4 Jan 2018, MC Feb 2018 | BFP #5 July 2018, fingers crossed
A while back on our drive home from daycare, I asked her how her day was and she responded, "You have no reason to talk to me right now."
She's going to be an awesome teenager.
J18 December Siggy Challenge: Christmas Movies
Also whenever we open something or put away the groceries, DS will lean over and say "Ohhh, nice!!" Like we've unveiled something really great haha.
I have been using jolly ranchers to help with MS.
"there's a baby in my belly. It come out and play for five minutes and go back in?"
re: my boobs "is that your milks?"
"we not champs! We boys" (after I told him he and DS2 were champs)
DS2: Jan. 2016
DS3: Dec. 2017
Baby #4 on the way!
I informed him, "Well, yes. That's where the baby's milk will be. Just like when you were a baby."
"But Mom. That milk is going to be too old now."
So then we talked about how the breasts make new milk all the time.
The other night I had really brutal round ligament pain, which I explained to him as pain caused by the uterus expanding. He told me that if I'm having pain, I need to be careful not to wear tight pants, as that will "make the situation worse." I think he assumes the uterus expands to full size much faster than it really does.
(* His primary concern is that a baby will touch and chew on his science things. He's certain our house has too many small things that are dangerous to a baby, and that a baby will ruin stuff. He asked me if we could make a "beware of baby" sign.)
Jan 18 December Siggy Challenge: Christmas Movies
1. When he realizes we need to do something before something else he says "but first things first" like "mommy! First things first...we need to brush my teeth."
2. He recently discovered his testicles. But he calls them "Tank-uh-cles." So he'll say "mommy, see I have tank-uh-cles." Hahaha I crack up every time.
Last week he asked me why I was growing a baby in my belly because it was gettong big. The 5 y/o told me my big belly looked funny in shorts.
"We need to talk." - really serious like, so I ask what he wants to talk about, and he'll consider and usually picks an animal.
"Relaaaaax, Mommy." - either while absolutely nothing is going on, or something actually stressful and it helps exactly zero (like I'm trying to get him to stop saying "what's that? what's that? what's that?" about god knows what out the windows while I'm trying to navigate a traffic circle)
"mine" instead of "my" - "Welcome to mine house!"
Jan 18 December Siggy Challenge: Christmas Movies
"Daddy pee pee from there" (there's no privacy once they start opening doors).
DS: Where are I? There I are!
DS: Daddy, can I watch Judy Hopps?
DH: Judy Hopps? Oh, you mean Zootopia?
DS: No, Daddy. Joo... Dee... Hopps!
*DS chewing on a Tootsie Roll*
Me: Do you like that candy, buddy? Those are called Tootsie Rolls.
DS: No, Mommy. Those are called brown things.
DS: What's that, Mommy?
Me: That's a life saver.
DS: Hmmm, I think that's a life donut.
As we're wrapping up he suddenly asks, "Is it okay to perform sex on someone who is already pregnant?"
Also I think he may be slowly understanding that sex is for recreation, lol. He's been pretty grossed out by it in the past, and has firmly believed that it's something adults do at the doctor's office. We didn't tell him that, but he drew that conclusion and could NOT be dissuaded from it. I think he was 6, maybe 7 at the time.