I remember somewhere in one of our Weekly Randoms someone suggested this thread to mirror our Stupid Pregnancy Advice thread and I think we should definitely keep it going.
So what stupid things and oh-so-helpful advice have people said to you now that your baby/babies has been born?
MIL seems to think I have DS's carseat straps too tight. Every time we visit them there's a comment on how "he shouldn't inflate" when I unbuckle him.
Personal favorite so far: "Don't hold him too much or he will be too needy" ...apparently my newborn needs to be more independent even though DD is proof that you can hold a baby almost 24/7 and they will still be an independent toddler.
After telling an older lady that my daughter's birth weight was 3lbs 5oz, she said "Well, lucky you she was so small. I bet delivery wasn't too painful."
@OmegaRose3 I don't understand why that is such a frequently used comment about babies being needy. Babies are definitely needy, they can't even do the basic feed themselves or change diapers.
After telling an older lady that my daughter's birth weight was 3lbs 5oz, she said "Well, lucky you she was so small. I bet delivery wasn't too painful."
@mcvgal My eye twitches for you...clearly that person does not understand how giving birth works
Also, yes! Babies are literally the epitome of needy. I don't get why the second they're born people insist you can't give them too much affection or they'll be too needy. Like sorry, but of I have to wipe someone's behind for them, they're kind of needy.
@mcvgal Ugh. That sucks. Some people are clueless.
Another mom at the pool kept encouraging me to get a night nanny for the twins since "all" of her friends got them and they were "amazing." Thanks random lady, do you want to pay for that for me?
@kns1988 your comment made me laugh. I had one guy tell me I was keeping my daughter in the sun too much because she's so pink.... I'm sorry who puts their kid who's 3 weeks old out in direct sunlight
These are the following things my SIL has asked (multiple times) if it's "normal" that DS: has baby acne, why his soft spot hasn't gone away yet, why he hasn't lost all his baby hair yet, doesn't look at her when she says his name, and cries "all the time." DS only cries when he's hungry, needs a diaper change, or someone wakes him up and he's still tired. My SIL likes to play with DS's feet and toes, which DS doesn't like. And she wonders why DS cries when she holds him? I've told her not to play with his feet because he doesn't like it. She gives me this shocked look like "you mean I'm causing him to cry?!?"
I heard more eyebrow raising comments after I had my first:
BIL, who's a flipping moron, said he was surprised DD was so fair skin (like me) and didn't have a darker skin tone (DH is half Italian) since babies are born looking more like the father so the fathers don't up and leave their families. He was surprised when I explained that's not how any of this works.
MIL, which must be where BIL gets his moron from, said BIL raised a good point and that it made sense.
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
Wow I haven't gotten anything so stupid as what you all have experienced. I think the main thing is the continued commenting on my body. Some people say "you don't look like you just had a baby" and other people say, "well, you'll still look pregnant for a little while longer."
Also the commenting on baby's body. People say she is so tiny and/or guess her age as younger than it is. She was born a little bit small but has been growing very rapidly. She's now near 50th percentile but was 25th before. Not THAT tiny. I think that people just forgot how little newborns are.
@kat81 well when you think about it most people don't really see newborns, most people won't meet babies until they're 2-3 months old, I've had so many people comment on how tiny DS is, he's huge for a newborn he's over 12lb at nearly 5 weeks. He's above the 99th percentile, so he's not little, but people just don't remember or know how small they are. I know I am guilty of it too
Me - 22 | DH - 32 | Married - 24 May 2014 DS - January 2014
TTC#2 - December 2015
BFP - 6 March 2016 | MC Confirmed - 21 March 2016 TTCAL | April 2016 CP | June 2016 CP | July 2016
@sweaterboots Wow...how completely thoughtless! I would be livid. From the pictures you posted in the check-in thread it looks like he is a perfectly beautiful baby in both pictures
@OmegaRose3 people just don't think first! Or they are oblivious...I know it's best to get it repaired for his future, but we truly did fall in love with him as is and I mourned the fact that I'd never see that face again...it's so insensitive. Just say he looks great!!
I was changing DS in the bathroom at the store and was asked how old he was by one of the ladies that worked there. I said just over a month old and she went on to basically scold me about him not wearing a hat and that I really should have one on him and if he was my first baby. I bit my tongue and just said, "No, he's my second, but thank you." And left the bathroom. I was so irritated...we live in the desert. It was literally 117 that day, but yeah, apparently he needed to have a hat on and only a naive FTM would make that sort of horrible mistake...litreally rolling my eyes typing that.
Re: Stupid Things People Have Said Now That Baby Is Here
Personal favorite so far: "Don't hold him too much or he will be too needy" ...apparently my newborn needs to be more independent even though DD is proof that you can hold a baby almost 24/7 and they will still be an independent toddler.
11.2011 - DS1
02.2013 - loss at 6 wks
06.2014 - DS2
10.2015 - loss at 12 wks
03.2017 - DD
11.2011 - DS1
02.2013 - loss at 6 wks
06.2014 - DS2
10.2015 - loss at 12 wks
03.2017 - DD
Also, yes! Babies are literally the epitome of needy. I don't get why the second they're born people insist you can't give them too much affection or they'll be too needy. Like sorry, but of I have to wipe someone's behind for them, they're kind of needy.
Another mom at the pool kept encouraging me to get a night nanny for the twins since "all" of her friends got them and they were "amazing." Thanks random lady, do you want to pay for that for me?
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Umm, he's a whopping 6 weeks old.
Married: October 2014
Began TTC: April 2015
BFP #1: 9/18/15. EDD 5/18/16. MC 10/26/15. (9w)
BFP #2: 2/27/16. EDD 11/7/16. MC/D&E 4/20/16 (11w)
BFP #3: 9/22/16. EDD 5/29/17. DS born 4/24/17
BFP #4: 5/20/18. EDD 1/23/19.
ETA: And mine isn't even 3 weeks yet!
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BIL, who's a flipping moron, said he was surprised DD was so fair skin (like me) and didn't have a darker skin tone (DH is half Italian) since babies are born looking more like the father so the fathers don't up and leave their families. He was surprised when I explained that's not how any of this works.
MIL, which must be where BIL gets his moron from, said BIL raised a good point and that it made sense.
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
Also the commenting on baby's body. People say she is so tiny and/or guess her age as younger than it is. She was born a little bit small but has been growing very rapidly. She's now near 50th percentile but was 25th before. Not THAT tiny. I think that people just forgot how little newborns are.
DS - January 2014
TTCAL | April 2016
CP | June 2016
CP | July 2016
Post surgery; " you'd never know is anything was wrong with him!"