TMI Tuesday (5/16/17)

natleilynn · May 2017

I need to poop so bad but I am one of those who cannot go in public. When I was younger I could barely pee in public if I knew someone was waiting for my stall.

Seriously considering pulling the pregnancy card and claiming I need to go home and put my feet up and work from home the rest of the day...just so I can poop...

Boobopgirl · May 2017

Road construction going on outside. My apartment is vibrating so hard I could have an O just from sitting on the couch the right way...

ChocolateIsLife · May 2017

@natleilynn I vote to work from home and poop in peace.

@boobopgirl LOL! Ahh there is always a silver lining.

natleilynn · May 2017

@ChocolateIsLife I mean, I feel like in pregnancy, feeling like you have to poop is this magical thing that you should take advantage of whenever possible.

But I'm also not coming in until almost lunch tomorrow due to an appointment soooooooo haha.

I'll probably duck out a little early today. I seriously doubt anyone will care.

ariz17 · May 2017

@natleilynn I hate pooping at work. There are set of bathrooms upstairs in our office and there is like an unwritten rule of of is someone is in there you must leave and go use the other bathroom..aka everyone goes there to do number 2.

beezeee · May 2017

@ariz17 something similar going on here. The bathrooms are right by the assistants' desks. They are one person ones (no stalls), one for men and one for women. If you're by the assistants' desks (a high traffic area), you can hear everything - peeing, pooping, the flush, etc. It has become an unwritten rule that if you're pooping, you run the water. Everyone knows that you're pooping, but at least they can't hear it. I used to be self concious about it, but I am very regular and poop at the same time every morning, so I had to get over it. Whatevs.

tyannej · May 2017

I use to be super shy about pooping but now it's like when it hits I'm like yep, gotta go now! Wherever that may be...

My TMI, the amount of discharge coming out of me cannot be normal. Like really. It's not gushing or anything and the doctor says it's normal but sometimes I feel like I peed a little because it's SO MUCH.

ChocolateIsLife · May 2017

Have you guys tried Poo-Pourri? I carry it for emergency situations and it is so helpful when you have to go. It like seals the stank in so that it doesn't carry throughout the bathroom.

I always get so paranoid if someone had previously deuced in the bathroom, but i'm the only one in there when someone else comes in. I always need to announce that it wasn't me, and then make a displeased look because it smells. A tad overboard and childish maybe.

natleilynn · May 2017

@ChocolateIsLife I have it in my amazon cart, but I have yet to actually purchase. It's not even that as much as it is - I need to just be by myself I think. If someone comes in, I'm screwed. I even go to a bathroom on a different floor so I don't run into anyone I know.

#poopingprobz

Brambles23 · May 2017

ChocolateIsLife said:

Have you guys tried Poo-Pourri? I carry it for emergency situations and it is so helpful when you have to go. It like seals the stank in so that it doesn't carry throughout the bathroom.

I always get so paranoid if someone had previously deuced in the bathroom, but i'm the only one in there when someone else comes in. I always need to announce that it wasn't me, and then make a displeased look because it smells. A tad overboard and childish maybe.

Yup! DH has a tendency to blow up the bathroom. We tried this and it works wonders. You can make your own at home for a fraction of the cost. All it really is is water, rubbing alcohol, and essential oils.

curlyq423 · May 2017

I'm so gassy. Probably because I need a good poop. Not these rabbit turds that I keep plopping out, but a good poo. Until then, I'll keep crop dusting the halls at work.

OliveOyl2014 · May 2017

@tyannej this is my tmi too. It's to the point that a pantiliner barely works anymore, but I don't feel like wearing pads!

Also, @natleilynn that bunny gif is super creepy!

SwtAnana · May 2017

I feel you on the discharge @tyannej...it's ridiculous!

Anyone else getting crazy crotch-sweat? I took two showers yesterday cuz I felt so icky and smelled so sweaty with my drenched undies. Wearing pantyliners helps but some days I just have a sweaty crotch smell going on without the wetness!

tyannej · May 2017

@SwtAnana +1 on the croch sweat. My downstairs in on a level all it's own...

emwj10187 · May 2017

@SwtAnana +1 with the crotch sweat and ill add boob sweat to the mix as well...

Brambles23 · May 2017

I get a horrible aftertaste in my mouth after eating anything dairy or super starchy.

Also, 2nd trimester poops have me like...

SwtAnana · May 2017

@emwj10187 I still have my B cups so no boob sweatin' for me

Although I'm getting a lot of hyperpigmentation on the sides of my boobs?!?! Strange. And a fuzzy belly. And random hairs on my neck/chin.

monstera13 · May 2017

This whole thread has me cracking up!!

I have no problem pooping at work as long as I'm the only one in the bathroom. If someone walks in mid-poop I have to wait for them to leave so that I can finish.

My discharge has definitely increased from pre-pregnancy levels, but isn't too crazy yet.

My TMI lately is the constant farting. So gross!

buttercream_frosting · May 2017

@curlyq423 I am crop dusting the world with you. I could not stop yesterday.

JessDG · May 2017

I have so much gas too! It is so bad at night. DH is convinced I save it up for him

buttercream_frosting · May 2017

I have cloudy urine. I got tested for UTI and it came negative. It was never cloudy before.

beezeee · May 2017

buttercream_frosting said:

I have cloudy urine. I got tested for UTI and it came negative. It was never cloudy before.

I've noticed mine is cloudy sometimes too, usually first thing in the morning. I thought it might have something to do with my prenatal, which I take right before bed.

i ready something about urine changes/characteristics signifying the sex of the baby (like if your pee looks one way it's a girl, another way it's a boy), but I didn't pay any attention to it because I assume it's BS.

buttercream_frosting · May 2017

@beezeemarie, Usually first thing in the morning for me too. I did one of those silly quizzes and it says cloudy urine is common for girl babies. I don't take my prenatal before bed. Usually after breakfast.

beezeee · May 2017

Hmm so probably not related to the prenatal. I have my AS tomorrow so we will see if it's a girl, lol

callababy17 · May 2017

Lol this thread is so good. I have so much gas lately I ended up farting thru yoga tonight. Ha! Oh well. Also I'm paranoid about not going to the bathroom if I get an urge, so I poop at work every day

sjohns908 · May 2017

@tyannej @OliveOyl2014 not sure what brand of liners you use, but I am loyal to Always Dailies. I have always dealt with quite a bit of discharge so I never go a day without liners. These ones are like mini-pads without the bulk. So much more absorbent. I despise the thin little carefree ones and the others like it. Definitely recommend the Dailies

buttercream_frosting · May 2017

@beezeemarie Good luck for tomorrow!

buttercream_frosting · May 2017

@callababy17 the few times i did yoga I was a farting machine.

tyannej · May 2017

@sjohns908 yeah I've been using carefree. I've never had an issue with them before, but now I'm like WOAH.

carries2018 · May 2017

i made my MW swab me yesterday bc i was scared i had an infection from all the discharge. she had a student and everything with her. it came back negative. now i feel like such an idiot. but oh well i guess all this sweat and discharge is totes normal. only took my 3rd pregnancy to figure that out lololzzz.

+1 to farting. like not even little ones. i am talking bass.

beezeee · May 2017

One time when I farted, I told DD it was the baby. Now everytime I fart, she giggles and says "baby tooted."

edited to fix auto correct

natleilynn · May 2017

Leaving work early today to go have dinner with some family in town. My original plan was to pick up DD then go home to change and let the dogs out.

I'm thinking I'll go home first and enjoy a child-free poop first. I seriously can't remember the last time I pooped without an audience. All these motherhood memes...you think they're exaggerating....and then you realize...they're not.

riverrainez · May 2017

Yesterday I was walking around with a massive bump and thinking to myself, "Wow, I really popped all of a sudden." Went to the bathroom this morning, and yeah. Sized back down a few levels. Like, noticeable difference in a photo from last night compared to this morning. Guess I didn't realize I hadn't pooped in a few days.

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