Funny Sh!t My SO Says

bluejeanbabi05 · March 2017

These threads have always cracked me up in the past, and reading the stroller discussion reminded me of one of my own, so I thought I'd start a funny shit my SO says thread!

bluejeanbabi05 · March 2017

Re: Baby wearing. DH is super excited to wear baby, which is adorable and melts my heart. However, last night he showed me a video of the baby carrier he apparently intends to go out and buy, and the video is too funny. It's a camo carrier and the commercial basically involves the dad walking around like a badass while lots of women stare in lust at him LMAO. For your viewing pleasure, here are a few clips from the video:

Myelhsa · March 2017

During my last pregnancy I was diagnosed with a partial placent previa, which basically means my amniotic sac was sitting lower than they would have liked. They explained that 90% of the time a partial will resolve itself and that we should refrain from sex, blah, blah, blah.

So, 3 days later, were sitting on the couch, and my husband blurts out, out of no where, "BUT WHAT IF YOU STAND ON YOUR HEAD?!"

I gave him a puzzled look and he added, "You know! Let gravity fix your sac!!"

He was so proud of this thought that I didn't have the heart to tell him how stupid he was.

OliveOyl2014 · March 2017

During my first pregnancy, we went in for our first appointment around 8 weeks. After the doctor did the ultrasound my husband dead serious asked her if it was a boy or girl. We both looked at him funny and said it was way too early to tell. He then proceeded to argue with me saying that I told him we would find out at the first appointment what we were having. I still laugh about it today.

mommac2017 · March 2017

About a week before my due date with DS, DH and I were driving. DH suddenly gasps and I looked around frantically to see what he was seeing. I asked what happened and he said "I just realized that when the baby comes, I'll no longer be the cutest one in the family"

Eye roll.

keiraanne · March 2017

Last weekend hubby said "Are you sure you're pregnant? I haven't even seen you throw up yet."

afwoods10 · March 2017

DH tries so hard to learn the "lingo" and hang with our girl talks. Except he confuses everything. He'll interject with something nonsense like "You know my wife's DPOs were 2700 at 4 weeks, that must mean that her placenta is huge!" Bless him.

buttercream_frosting · March 2017

With my first we went in for the 12 week scan and the technician was doing her thing when DH gasps, points to the screen and asks "Is that a pe-" . Technician in a monotone voice, "No. Don't get too excited. They don't come that size."

dogperson11 · March 2017

After DD was born she had a lot of feeding issues and my milk took longer then "normal" to come in. During one of our visits with the lactation specialists my DH asked if I should drink more milk to help my milk come in. He was totally serious.

joforyoga · March 2017

Babe, I think if you just visualize a more positive energy you won't be as tired.

dogperson11 · March 2017

Knottie1447173547 said:

Babe, I think if you just visualize a more positive energy you won't be as tired.

That deserves a throat punch

emwj10187 · March 2017

DH said he wants to wear a tuxedo to the hospital when baby is born so he can make a good first impression with the babe.

kpinto · March 2017

My husband asked me if the umbilical cord "shoots back up like a vacuum cord when it gets cut, so it can get ready for next time"

jessafishy · March 2017

kpinto said:

My husband asked me if the umbilical cord "shoots back up like a vacuum cord when it gets cut, so it can get ready for next time"

I obviously know this isn't how it works it this made me cringe. Eeeeeewww!

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