...like I'm pregnant let alone pregnancy bloat! That plus this being baby #4....yeah I'm so screwed for keeping this hush.
The one thing I have going for me is Its uncouth to ask if someone's pregnant so most people will at least pretend to not notice.
Oye, short girl problems!
Re: my non prego bloat looks....
When my sister was pregnant with her first, she had just started to show and she said something to my grandma about it. My grandma's response was "no dear, that's just fat"...awkward...