GTKY: What did you say?????

Elyse1384 · January 2017

Just for fun, what is something your SO, child, friend, family member, etc has said recently that just made you go...

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Elyse1384 · January 2017

The other month while staying with my folks, DS was excited to see that they had Sesame Street diapers (my folks keep an emergency stash). We just use boring old Luvs at home. Well he noticed Elmo on the front, got excited and exclaimed "Oh Elmo is going to be so happy to be on my penis!"

lmc929 · January 2017

@Elyse1384 I am dyyyyyying

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berg · January 2017

@Elyse1384 I'm dying!!! LOL

When my niece was like 5, I went to a Christmas party with my sister at her work. They had a Santa who was someone who worked in the building as well. My niece was OBSESSED with Toy Story. She had been Buzz Lightyear for Halloween that year, everything was about Toy Story. When it was her turn with Santa he asked what she wanted and she replied, "I want a hard Woody." I looked at my sister and lost it. I had to walk away. My sister turned bright red and was like "You know the doll! The Toy Story doll." The fact that it was at her company's Christmas Party was just the icing on an amazingly hysterical cake. I can't wait for my niece to get to an age where I can tell her that story because it's amazing. And to clarify, Hard Woody was large Toy Story doll that had cloth body but the face was made of plastic or in a 5 year old's mind-- hard.

Elyse1384 · January 2017

@berg oh my god fantastic!

FSUNole31 · January 2017

I have used this one before but it is my fav. My 4 year old was tired of riding in the car so he asked us if we were at our destination yet because "his penis was tired of being in the car". I almost died I was laughing so hard.

Stankonia2014 · January 2017

DD1 was reading on her Kindle and DD3 (age 2) wanted it and tried to grab it away, so DD1 came and told on her and in turn I scolded DD3. DD3 stops dead in her tracks, turns and looks at DD1 and says 'you're despicable!' and walked off.

I literally peed my pants.

DD3 also likes to look at our male cats nipples and exclaim 'Mom, I can see her vaginas!'

meg2704 · January 2017

I recently told my niece and nephew that I have a baby in my belly and they will get a cousin this summer. My niece was very concerned, because she couldn't see it's face, where is it?

so she comes over and starts gently rubbing my boob and said 'is this it's head?' No babe. That's still me!

alm52386 · January 2017

The 2 year old I babysit for tells me when she's pooping. Every. Time.
the best was when she said, "I poopin'.......it's hard........ oop! I got it!"

silliegirlie143 · January 2017

DD's favorite animal is a FOX. She's two... you see where this is going

Her favorite shirt says "Clever like a fox". She says CLEVER AS F*CKS!!
Yes, DD. Yes, you are.

mamaelle27 · January 2017

One of my daughter's first phrases was "What's this?" except it sounded more like "Oh sh*t" and everyone was looking at me weird. I swore she wasn't saying that and a couple weeks later it evolved into a more clear "What's this?" and I was like see....

hjphillips · January 2017

H and I were watching some weird show with DD. There was a character that was a pig, and he meantioned how much he eats roast beef. H gets a horrified look on his face and yelled "that's cannibalism. This is a kid's show!" I lost it. Took me about 5 minutes to stop laughing so I could explain why he was wrong.

BellaO21 · January 2017

@Elyse1384 & @FSUNole31 these stories are just one of the many reasons I want this baby to know the real names of their body parts! Lol.
unfortunately, I don't have any stories to contribute

HgPa · January 2017

A co-worker stopped by my office at the end of the day yesterday and said, 'I heard you were fragrant!'

She let me twist in the wind for a second before explaining that her son said that when he was very small, before he could pronounce 'pregnant,' and it's become an inside joke in their family. She congratulated me and was very sweet, but my ready-to-go-home brain was still like, 'wut?'

JessyKV · January 2017

My almost 4 year old DD was brushing her teeth the other day and couldn't get the faucet on and she said "I can't get this f**king thing on" and I said what did you say? And she looked at me and smirked and said it again. I died laughing.

kahlan82 · January 2017

Yesterday, DS (3) was saying, "Mommy, you a hussy. You a hussy. I want to ride you hussy, giddy up."

Ah, horsey. I thought you were too young for Daddy to explain how we met.

Elyse1384 · January 2017

So not mine, but a friend has a moment that always ranks as one of my favorites! Her son (a young toddler at the time) was attending daycare near our office and struggling a bit with pronunciation. His best friend, Lexi, would often arrive around the same time since Lexi's mom worked in a neighboring building to ours. Well one day my friend and her son arrived as Lexi was being dropped off. Apparently she was wearing a sweater with a couple of cats on it. Well my friend's son yells down the hall as other parents and kids are moving about, "Hey Lexi! Nice kitties!". Well.. That is what he tried to say. Sadly it came out as "Hey Sexy! Nice Titties!" My friend said she turned ten shades of red and RAN out of there.

awoodruff27 · January 2017

DD came out of the bathroom one day when she was 4 and declared that she "has a little wee wee" I told her no that she has a vagina. She said " no it's right here!" And pulled down her undies and started playing with herself. Omg I laughed so hard. So we had a talk about boys and girls and how they are different. That mommy has a vagina and daddy has a penis. The next day she had therapy (she has high functioning autism). I came to pick her up and one therapist could barely look at me. Soon I found out that during circle time they were going around letting each kid talk. DD stood up and said " I have a vagina. My daddy has a penis and it's a BIG one"

Dh won't pick her up from therapy anymore haha

michaela0704 · January 2017

This is short and sweet but the newest thing for my twin boys is that when anything doesn't go their way (e.g., puzzle piece fitting, action figure not holding a pose, dropping something) they say 'damn it!'

I thought they would've picked up their colorful language from me, but as careful as DH is with his language (he usually is so good) he stepped on a lego barefoot in the living room about a week and half ago... and bam! just like that we have twins boys saying a four letter word.

FTR we tried to correct them and tell them they were saying it wrong and it is 'DANG it' but they aren't buying it so we have now resorted to scolding...

LMMama · January 2017

@JessyKV my DD has thrown around the F word a couple of times. She's 4 and KNOWS it's a bad word but I think it has slipped out a couple of times. The most memorable one was from when she was like 2 1/2-3.

We were laying in bed one morning and she was outside of our door trying to get our dog (named Maybe) to come to her. So she was calling her over and over again and the dog wasn't coming, so finally she said "What the fuck, Maybe?" Thaaaat was a wake up call to tone down our language around her.

LMMama · January 2017

Wait I have another one. So at work I haven't told a lot of people that I'm pregnant. A few weeks ago two women asked me about it and I said yes and talked about how we were excited and one of them said "That's great, it's never a mistake!" And then I was talking with my boss about it today for the first time and he said "Well, this is a good thing right?"....Am I just giving off some kind of vibe that I'm not thrilled about having a baby? I've never at any point said this baby was unplanned or expressed any negative feelings. What is their deal!

doodleoodle · January 2017

DD is too little to have any good stories just yet, but my friend has a little boy who says the best stuff. He was about 4, I think, and while out and about had to go to the restroom. His dad took him and my friend waited outside. He comes running out of the bathroom and loudly yells, "Mommy! Mommy! Daddy's wiener is huge!"

lmc929 · January 2017

DS is just getting more words so nothing too hysterical from him yet -- aside from the fact the way he says truck sound remarkably like c*ck.

SOOO my nephew, who is almost 4, the day after Thanksgiving when his elf on the shelf arrived he ripped its head off and said "hes not magic! hes just a stupid elf"....cut to my sobbing 6 year old niece who obeys the no touching the elf on the shelf rule.

sls · January 2017

HgPa said:

A co-worker stopped by my office at the end of the day yesterday and said, 'I heard you were fragrant!'

She let me twist in the wind for a second before explaining that her son said that when he was very small, before he could pronounce 'pregnant,' and it's become an inside joke in their family. She congratulated me and was very sweet, but my ready-to-go-home brain was still like, 'wut?'

Ugh, I HATE when someone does that. It's YOUR inside joke. I do not find it funny. Don't even share, but if you have to, share it up FRONT.

abmommy15 · January 2017

When I was pregnant with DS my nephew (4 at the time) was at my house. He was super excited to get a cousin and when I asked him what he wanted to do he said he wanted to play with his cousin. I explained that his cousin was still in my tummy but he could play with him in a few months. He turned to my sister and said "Mommy, Auntie won't share my cousin you need to put her in time out". My sister and I were dying.

flyingncmama · January 2017

@doodleoodle, my story is similar. My son, 3 at the time, saw my husband getting out of the shower and yelled "mommy, daddy has a huge penis!".

My three year old nephew had a similar experience with his dad, but exclaimed that it was "furry".

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