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IHO stupid people and stupid names

Mrs.KentMrs.Kent
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We so have to do this again!  What are the strangest/funniest names you have heard?

 I had a 7 year old patient once named Princess Beaver.  They were aboriginal Canadians, so Beaver as a last name, however funny, is completely normal.  I'm not sure if Americans use the term "beaver", like we did in Canada, but it's slang for vagina.  Now think of that when you picture a little girl named Princess Beaver.  Poor thing.

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  • slmitcheslmitche
    My mother works at an elementary school where she registered a little girl named Crimson Tide (that is a college football team) and another little boy name Prince Charles.
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  • SteffsjetSteffsjet
    Yes we use that term the same here in the states.  OMG that poor kid....hilarious but what a rough life if she ever leaves the tribe.
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  • The New Mrs.The New Mrs.
    Parents are so mean. And "Princess" is not a "real" name. It's a dog's name or something a little girl pretends to be... It amazes me how stupid parents can be. Especially celebrities who have al this hype about their kids name and then it's something stupid like Apple or Zuma Nesta Rock. Who does that!?!
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  • gina311gina311
    I was in a clothing store once and the woman who was ringing me up had a nametag on and her name was Velvety.. I work for a 911 police/fire dispatching center and a lot of the people who call have these names that just make you go WHAT? We had a guy named Suk Fartha, pronounced suck farta, and no joke a guy named Large Hooker. We have Anas Salahmeh who the officers like to call anus salami. and My favorite Douche pronounced doo-shay.  I would almost not believe some of the names were real if I didn't see thier drivers licenses. CRAZY.
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  • aelyngstadaelyngstad
    I must say that my favorite strange name so far is Xyla (pronounced Zyla) and her last name was Phone. Her sister's name was Mega. DH didn't believe her so she showed him her ID. She said her parents were big time hippies!
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  • Jason'swifeJason'swife

    This isn't exactly the same thing, but it's still funny...

    My mom worked with a lady whose first name was Gay. She married a guy whose last name was Diick. And she took his name.

    Can you imagine going to the doctor's office? Or anywhere else where they call your name? "Is there a Gay Diick here?". Common.

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  • A.LoveA.Love

    I've posted this before, but my friend works at a children's hospital, and she has a stock pile of awful names....but I WILL NEVER FORGET:

    twin boys named:

    Orangejello (pronounced Oran-gelo) and Yellowjello (Yelan-gelo)

     

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  • nachocheezenachocheeze

    There was a 'Hermajesti' listed on our hospital website.  And a guy who took my order at Panera was named 'Aliwishes'.

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  • gina311gina311
    imageA.Love:

    I've posted this before, but my friend works at a children's hospital, and she has a stock pile of awful names....but I WILL NEVER FORGET:

    twin boys named:

    Orangejello (pronounced Oran-gelo) and Yellowjello (Yelan-gelo)

     

    I think this one might be an urban legend. My dad was a Chicago Police officer for 32 years and I remember him telling me orangejello and lemonjello when I was younger.....

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  • pinkrampinkram
    I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.  Looks like a normal name, but try saying it out loud.  Also met a guy named Happy Johnson once - I had to see his ID to believe him. 
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  • IU_babyIU_baby member
    My MIL had a 4th grader a few years ago named Harley Davidson.
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  • IU_babyIU_baby member
    There was also a Michigan State football player named Sir Darean Adams.
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  • Mrs.KentMrs.Kent

    imagepinkram:
    I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.  Looks like a normal name, but try saying it out loud.  Also met a guy named Happy Johnson once - I had to see his ID to believe him. 

    I knew a guy named Mike Hunt too!  We were all like, "You should totally go by Michael."  Too funny!

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  • librariansashalibrariansasha

    1: A regular customer at my bookstore named Warren Peace - say it out loud

    2. A Muslim friend of mine went toKoranic school with a boy who's last name was Johnson and who's parents spelled his first name, I am not kidding, Shithead - pronounded Shi-the-ad.

     Wow.

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