Tell me your crazy pregnancy dreams

sls · January 2017

I haven't seen a thread on general pregnancy dreams (although I think there's one on dreams about the sex of your baby). I'll get the ball rolling, although all these are from last pregnancy:

1) I dreamt Tiger Woods was trying to seduce me because he thought pregnant women were sexy. At the same time, DD was, like, pressing her hand against my belly and I could clearly see the outline of her hand reaching out like some creepy alien in a SF movie.

2) I dreamt I met a gigalo for pregnant women. "I help when husbands can't keep up with their wives' sex drives." He was very proud that he had serviced Kate Middleton (who [IRL] gave birth while I was pregnant with DD).

3) I was stationed as a worker on some volcanic planet. (More SF!) I decided that, while pregnant, I was going to get sex change surgery. I did so--so yes, I had man parts--and I realized afterwards that I should have waited until I gave birth because I didn't want to have a C-section.

Yep, all mine were related to sex in some way. I'm sure Freud would have something to say about it.

EmeraldNC · January 2017

I keep having repeated dreams that I'm having an affair with an ex and hiding it from DH.

Also, I had one that I was being framed for a murder (again was having an affair with the victim) and I had to solve the crime.. I was so close until I woke up!

meilay · January 2017

Last night I dreamt I had to go back to high school at 28 years old and pregnant. I was in a freshman orientation class and everything.

A few weeks ago I had a dream that somehow DH and I got a check for several thousand dollars from the mob and I spent the rest of the dream trying to get us out from under their thumb.

kdanjou · January 2017

Hehehe these are great! I have had so many weird ones but I can't remember any of them now. Most of them involve food though.

kfry22 · January 2017

I had a dream on Friday night that my husband was having an affair with one of his customers. It was very realistic and I was crying a lot. I asked him why he would do that while I was pregnant and he told me he didn't care to see his children again because he was in love. I was trying to get help from my parents to find a divorce attorney and an apartment but they told me this was all my fault because I should have never married him.

mirdamae03 · January 2017

Mine are usually scary, related to my 2.5 year old. He's got zero fear and has tried to drown on me twice this last summer. F*cking terrifying. They are usually about him getting away from me and jumping in the water or some hole or something. I hate it and it's made it really hard to want to go to sleep.

ETA: to bring the downer mood of my post up a notch, I did have a dream about Taco Hell. I am the kind of person who always orders the same thing when I eat out and they delivered the wrong item. They argued with me about it for a long time that I ordered Y when I always order X. I can remember feeling more angry in a dream... over tacos...

sls · January 2017

@kassyfry Ugh, that's awful. I think I had one of those, too, but I'm glad I mostly forgot it

kahlan82 · January 2017

I haven't had weird dreams, just tons of sex dreams. It's strange because I have ZERO sexual desires when awake.

semicolon · January 2017

Either sex dreams, husband had decided to cheat on my and leave dreams, dreams with cameos from ex boyfriends, and work dreams. Like, I'll be layering hair, mixing up color, and talking about products...and then I have to wake up and go to work.

Knottie42089123 · January 2017

kahlan82 said:

I haven't had weird dreams, just tons of sex dreams. It's strange because I have ZERO sexual desires when awake.

Same!! I'm as sexual as Elmo in waking hours and I was having these crazy dreams the first 2 months!

silliegirlie143 · January 2017

I had a dream that a big group of us were living in an old abandoned mall (post zombie apocalypse?)

We had one store set as the holding cell for our "pet" zombies. We used them as protection against other people. We weren't worried about other zombies so I guess the zombie apocalypse was over?

It was kinda cool having each family live in their own store. How we got keys to all these stores I have no clue.

wifeinraleigh28 · January 2017

I had a dream that I worked at Burger Fi. I kept getting in trouble for not ringing people up properly and taking too many breaks.

kfitz1900 · January 2017

Last night I had a dream that I was a stripper. There was a big competition at our club so I was practicing and practicing my routine for this big event.

sls · January 2017

kfitz1900 said:

Last night I had a dream that I was a stripper. There was a big competition at our club so I was practicing and practicing my routine for this big event.

That sounds fun! Were you pregnant in the dream?

kfitz1900 · January 2017

@sls no actually lol that would have made it waaaay better

foxface · January 2017

My latest... I had an affair/ cheated on my husband.....with justin bieber!! And we both dislike him and his music. But he was just so charming lol

zseirecarg · January 2017

I am not sure if this counts as a dream because I have no memory of it. But my husband told me that I had a full conversation with him in my sleep, it started with me saying "Where did all these acorns come from" and when he responded with "there are no acorns you're sleeping" I said "no there are acorns in here, where did they all come from?"

...my husband now has been quoting me all day

lovesclimbing · January 2017

Early on, I had a really weird, kind of creepy dream. I was pregnant with something like 30 babies! When I delivered, one was regular size and the rest were all these little tiny, five-inch fetuses. I was just holding one of these little tiny fetuses in my hand (they fit easily in my palm) at the hospital and sobbing. So weird!!!

merrylea · January 2017

Last night I had a dream that I gave birth at the Drs. clinic to a baby girl without my husband (we are having a boy per the NIPT testing). I decided that her name was Coralynn Marie and I needed to make my way to the hospital because I couldn't stay at the clinic. Well, I walked out and someone was in the middle of stealing my car. I convinced him he could steal the car, but he needed to drop me and the baby off first. He did.

email2ash · January 2017

I had a dream I had sex with Obama! DH died laughing.

Elyse1384 · January 2017

I'm having crazy dreams over the past week, but also incredibly deep sleep! Not the kind you necessarily wake up from thinking "damn I slept great and am so well rested", but more of the "Damn... I was out cold. Like hangover out cold and I feel like I have a hangover without any fun the night before".

Last night I had the most delightful dream that I was digging into the biggest, juiciest cheeseburger w/ fries and a shake. I was out cold and didn't hear the kids wake up (that NEVER happens) so DH started getting them ready for daycare. I woke up so abruptly as DS jumped onto the bed that I was still half in the dream. He said something to me along the lines of "are you getting up" and my response was "I am up. Let me just finish this burger". DH and DS were beyond confused. Needless to say... I got 5 Guys (cheeseburger, fries and a shake) for dinner. No regrets.

sls · January 2017

email2ash said:

I had a dream I had sex with Obama! DH died laughing.

Bwahahahahaha. Was he any good?

Last night, I had what seemed like this never ending "you're gonna be late for work, did the alarm go off, now I missed the train, should I call in sick?" dream. Ugggghhhh.

email2ash · January 2017

@sls well I didn't wake up unhappy!! Haha Too funny. I've been feisty in my dreams only

Mport90 · January 2017

Sex dreams here too, in depth one about getting married to my ex from highschool... weird waking up from that

sls · January 2017

I had a super vivid and weird one last night. A friend from high school (who I haven't talked to in like 10 years) became an ambassador to some tiny country where a horrible dictator was ruining people's lives. I went with her (and I was pregnant in this dream--so waddling around with my belly the whole time), and we were very specifically instructed to be polite, no matter what we saw.

What did we see? Well, he had pictures of him torturing people hung around his house, and then in his basement, there were men, women, and children imprisoned. A lot of them were smeared with pizza cheese. Yes, pizza cheese. We were all very worried, and he kept, like, encroaching on us, touching us inappropriately and creepy things like that.

It got to the point where we didn't think we were going to escape, but then we heard this rumor of a magical person who saved ambassadors. (But not the people trapped in the basement? I don't even know.) So the dictator had to go somewhere, but his grown son herded us out of his house and tried to shipped us off to some remote part of the country. We stopped in some banquet room and then...

DUN DUN DUN, the magical WINTER WITCH showed up. She sent her living teddy bears to paint the walls with ice and keep the dictator's son's thugs penned in. Then she became Santa Claus (because it had to happen, right?), and he had us all drink some special drink. We had to wait one hour, and then all of us liberated and all the bad people punished.

But I woke up before that happened.

Oooookay, then.

kfry22 · January 2017

I had a dream last night I was pregnant with triplets. Two girls and one boy. As soon as I found out I was pregnant, I got the babies, but they had to stay in their crib for 40 weeks. The one little boy kept falling out of the crib and getting hurt.

jennas312 · January 2017

@EmeraldNC in the beginning I kept having dreams about an ex bf too. Waking up relieved I was with my husband and not the past asshat.
Now I keep having dreams of drinking alcohol. In the dream I usually realize I shouldn't be doing it. Last night I was smoking and drinking in my dream. Lol

silliegirlie143 · January 2017

@jennas312 Yes! The smoking dreams! So weird because I haven't smoked in almost 6 years...

mrt · January 2017

@jennas312 I've been having a lot of dreams where I get drunk, like not just 1or 2 drinks, and then somebody reminds me that I'm pregnant, and I'm like,. Ooops.

silliegirlie143 · January 2017

I had a really weird one last night!

My Mr's best friend's nephew (you following so far?? HA!) wanted to go to Mexico to chill at some resort on the beach for 10 days.

Nobody would take him. I volunteered to take him. Because that's everyone's idea of a vacation, right? Hanging out with some random acquaintance for a week and a half...

So I had told him to bring his stuff and his passport and I'd meet him at the airport. We're in the TSA line and I realize his passport is expired! UGH!!
We make it through the TSA line and there's another line we have to go through to turn in our baggage. It's crazy long and I just know we will miss our flight if we wait in it. We decide to wear all our clothes and get a couple plastic bags to put the rest of our stuff in and ditch the suitcases.

Now we are going to mexico for 10 days with a couple of plastic bags and we are late.

WTF is that supposed to mean???

meg2704 · January 2017

My dreams are always crazy, but one night last week I had a dream that I was going to my moms house and there was a lake filled with snakes and alligators where the front yard should be. One snake started coming out of the water, and John Travolta (Saturday Night Fever style) picked me up and carried me to safety! So bizarre.

sls · January 2017

Last night, I dreamt that I went into labor now (19w) and instead of twins, I had 3 healthy babies. They were newborns for, like, a day, and then they were running around the house getting into everything. Meanwhile, I realized I could feel kicks still, and there was a fourth one in there apparently not ready to come out yet. O.o

meilay · January 2017

@jennas312 @mrt My H has actually been the one dreaming about me drinking. He's now told me about two dreams where I went out partying while pregnant and kept telling him it was totally cool for me to be drinking.

Kylieslip24 · January 2017

I have been having the worst dreams this whole pregnancy. I've been having really sick violent dreams, usually I'm protecting someone, and then I go all horror movie on whoever was hurting them. I wake up disgusted with myself. Then I have gross sex dreams sometimes too. The other night I was working at a strip club and my husbands uncle, who is like 60 came in. Then he gave me a skirt full of flesh eating bugs. So disgusting!!
I had barely any dreams at all with my dd. Once I dreamt she was a boy. And once a kitten and I was nursing her. That was strange though.

shmarpler · January 2017

Fabio made me me cut out cookies.

It was weird.

sls · January 2017

Kylieslip24 said:

I have been having the worst dreams this whole pregnancy. I've been having really sick violent dreams, usually I'm protecting someone, and then I go all horror movie on whoever was hurting them. I wake up disgusted with myself. Then I have gross sex dreams sometimes too. The other night I was working at a strip club and my husbands uncle, who is like 60 came in. Then he gave me a skirt full of flesh eating bugs. So disgusting!!
I had barely any dreams at all with my dd. Once I dreamt she was a boy. And once a kitten and I was nursing her. That was strange though.

I was going through my pregnancy journal from last time, and I had a few that were pretty violent, too. I won't recount it here, but yeah. Wow. I'm glad I only vaguely remember it!

danij0 · January 2017

I had a not really crazy but I think an interesting dream last week. I was hanging out with a little girl (not one I've ever seen IRL). We were just chatting and driving somewhere. She asked me about my dad, or meeting my dad. I told her that he passed away when I was 14 (which is true). Then I woke up. What makes it even more interesting is that I had this dream on his death day. My sisters are now convinced baby is a girl and that's who I was talking to! We'll find out tomorrow at the anatomy scan.

Edit to update: It's a boy! Was just a strange coincidence.

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