July 2017 Moms
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#thebachelor
mj8215
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I thought it'd be fun to share our thoughts/ snark on the train wreck that we all love to hate
my thoughts so far (I'm maybe an hour behind the live broadcast)
- Liz creeps me out... the girl he had a one night stand with - definitely getting a stalker vibe there
- Rachel the lawyer is gorgeous and smart and she better be the next bachelorette!
- Corinne = poor man's Tiffany Trump
- dolphin girl is definitely wearing a shark outfit and it's hilarious
- I liked the neonatal nurse, the Canadian special ed teacher and the psychologist with a Hopkins degree- you go get it, ladies with serious careers!
my thoughts so far (I'm maybe an hour behind the live broadcast)
- Liz creeps me out... the girl he had a one night stand with - definitely getting a stalker vibe there
- Rachel the lawyer is gorgeous and smart and she better be the next bachelorette!
- Corinne = poor man's Tiffany Trump
- dolphin girl is definitely wearing a shark outfit and it's hilarious
- I liked the neonatal nurse, the Canadian special ed teacher and the psychologist with a Hopkins degree- you go get it, ladies with serious careers!
Re: #thebachelor
Liz, yes to the stalker. I feel like she slept with him, figured she could do better, realized she wasn't going to anytime soon, and applied for the show.
Corinne is annoying AF, but her "Elle Woods applying to Harvard" pool scene was hilarious.
Dolphin girl is a favorite for sure.
Neo natal nurse is my top choice.
The pro dancer who cried already will be fun to watch.
Anyone else do a bachelor draft? My friends and I watch together weekly and have a season long draft. Told you I'm obsessed.
Eta: girl that brought Neil Lane, Hai creeper, Hai.
YES to the Neil Lane girl! Who does that? I woulda turned her around ASAP
And the shark girl..she killed me. Dead. Making all those awkward noises.
The last time I watch this it was Trista and Ryan and the show was A LOT more tame. Most the people looking for love were, ahem, more mature and normally established in life for years but having a hard time finding an equal! I kept seeing 23 and 24 and thought, what?! Idk
I'm shocked he kepted 'one night stand girl'?! She has bad crazy eyes. DRAMA.
I love who he gave his first impression rose to!
I love that he kept dolphin girl around because she was HILARIOUS!!!! Girl did not GAF and it was epic.
Cracking up at the girls freaking because they thought 'wearing a red dress was so original?!' You and 20 other girls. Hahahahaha
I was cringing while watching some of the awkward as hell 'greets/hellos' as they got out of the car. Yikes.
I look forward to learning some of their names and seeing where this show leads!!! I have no idea who he is, like I said haven't watched this series in YEARS. He seems like a player, but we shall see.
BFP #1: 5/16
MMC at 8 weeks: 6/16
BFP #2: 10/16
Sweet baby boy arrived 7/7/17!
She probably has killed more than one golf enthusiast in her day.... also the grape thing - not how it works!!!
So far the Special Ed teacher, who speaks 3 languages, is my favorite. I can't remember her name... she's from Montreal, Quebec. *Vanessa, her name is Vanessa!
The Neonatal Nurse from Nashville is cute, but where is her personality? She might be a good fit for Nick though, let's face it... he has no personality either!
The chick who already slept with him after the wedding... Um no. He already asked for your number and you said no? Now she has to compete with a show full of girls for his attention, when he clearly said that she could have contacted him easily if she really wanted to. That line about not being there just because he is now the Bachelor was a bold faced lie! That's exactly why she's there.
I'm sorry, did that Corrine girl say "my Nanny"... as in, she still lives with her parents and still has a Nanny taking care of her? Lol, I can't.... aaaaand now she's all over him. She a Ho!
Lol! Mental Health Therapist, who can't contain herself... first impression let's him know how all her friends said he's a"complete piece of shit" - Wow, he'll remember that for sure! She's an idiot.
Whoa, the chick who pulled the bull ring out of her nose in front of him... for second I was scared something may be hanging off of it. No girl, no.
Josephine has to go home, now!
Shark girl/ Dolphin crazy pants is a looney toon. Wow, I'm amazed how willing people are to embarrass themselves. And she's sloppy drunk too!
....keep chugging those drinks, ladies!
Too many of these girls are either too young or just plain gross! This should make for an entertaining season.
Vanessa is my #1 favorite. She is gorgeous and smart and a special education teacher. how can you not love her?
I also like the NICU nurse but agree her personality is a little bland so far (maybe she will get better).
Corrinne is bat shit crazy. IF he actually sleeps with her like the previews make you believe (I am hoping he doesn't), I will be so pissed. Did he not learn his lesson with Kaitlyn?!
BFP #1: 5/16
MMC at 8 weeks: 6/16
BFP #2: 10/16
Sweet baby boy arrived 7/7/17!
BFP #1: 5/16
MMC at 8 weeks: 6/16
BFP #2: 10/16
Sweet baby boy arrived 7/7/17!
...I guess in Bachelor-world, watching a show about psychiatrists is somehow, in their heads, a guilty pleasure?
Nick is 36-why are these ladies so young???
How has Corrine's "platinum vagine" not come up?! That girl is a mess.
Liz is crazy. I bet she goes home
next week.
I like Rachel (first impression) and the NICU nurse. I also like Vanessa (black and white dress).
I do do love that he kept shark girl. However, did she really think that was a dolphin costume? If you love an animal so much, you should be able to tell the difference!
Thought I liked Corrine until she said her nanny does everything for her. Umm...excuse me. You are an adult. Get your own cucumbers.
This season is going to be awesome!
Nick was actually on the podcast back in August (