Embarassing Moments Anyone?

beggsyboo · November 2016

I've had a few doozies over the last couple of months and one that was just a few weeks ago. It is TMI so you've been warned. I was feeling a bit queasy in the morning but I ate breakfast and felt pretty good. All of a sudden at Wal-Mart I started feeling nauseous so I sat for a bit till I felt better. Once we got out to the parking lot, up came my breakfast in the middle of the parking lot and not only did the breakfast come up, but a few other things decided to come out too. I not only puked, I peed and I did #2 at the same time. I've unfortunately gotten diarrhea more than I have constipation especially if I've eaten something recently that did not sit well or was greasy. Luckily, we don't live far away and my boss was cool with me starting an hour later because I had to clean up. It was ridiculously embarrassing.

Anyone have any embarrassing pregnancy moments yet?

Magheeta · November 2016

Where do I start? Mine mostly involve snissing and flatulence, but last night took the cake. I was walking into our bathroom and thankfully snissed on the tile. Thankfully, I was on my way to take a shower, so I guess my body straight up didn't even try to contain itself.

Taylor72 · November 2016

first off...I am so EXCITED to read where this thread goes. I'm sure it will be good for lots of laughs! Great idea to start it @beggsyboo

Mine was last week when I was at a friends house and she was waxing another friend's eyebrows for the first time ever. Well I laughed so hard I peed a little. I felt awful but they just laughed with me.

MWoodside · November 2016

Mine involves pregnancy brain. It was with baby#2. I had terrible pregnancy insomnia (up for three hours every night in the middle of the night) and I was a zombie.

My state manager's name is Penny and I know her well and had for a while. I sent her an email addressed to Peggy and cc'd my manager in it. He immediately replied correcting me and I was mortified. Luckily she was really understanding and we had a good laugh.

HGRich · November 2016

Oh my goodness ladies. As a FTM I'm not having the physical problems resultant from having been through it before. But it's nice to know what I can expect.

For me it's been pregnancy brain stuff too. Nothing huge, just being airheaded and dumb at work. Forgetting to order this, forgetting to request that check, not remembering to follow up with so and so. I'm pretty perfectionistic and hard on myself so it's frustrating and embarrassing being so forgetful and feeling like a failure in so many little things. All the people I work under are male, so zero empathy there. They haven't said anything but all I can say is, I'm so glad all my major events are done with for 2016. We had a huge event this past weekend and I only made it through with help from some amazing volunteers who picked up my slack!

BeachMommy2B · November 2016

I'm a STM so you would think I had this thing down a little better.... NOPE. I was only about 13 weeks (i didn't sneeze, cough, laugh, anything) I was just sitting at my desk stood up and had a gush, it never felt like pee. My OB office was closed. I went to the ER (should have just waited to talk to OB the next morning, but I freaked)... 3 hours and $250 later they told me I had probably just peed myself

Mama5181 · November 2016

My moment happened during my DD pregnancy. Here was the original post I made ack in 2012. Still makes me chuckle.

I am a sleep farter.

Yes you read that correctly.....my name is Tina and I am a sleep farter!!

OH the bloat, I mean wow I feel like a balloon all the time. My DH and I have been married for 7 months and I know it may be silly to some of you gals, but I dont let my hubby hear any of the bodily functions.....until now.......Its like I cant hold it in anymore. We went on a road trip this weekend which meant about 12 hours in the car of the course of 3 days. He knew I was super bloated, but little did he know I had been letting out silent stinkers most of the ride.

But last night I finally blew.....literally. I actually farted so loud in the middle of the night that it woke me from a dead sleep AND my hubby. It wasnt just a little toot, it was like a bottle rocket popped outta my rear. It actually scared the crap out of DH and he sat straight up and yelled "what was that???!!" I think he though he'd been shot or something. As it took me totally off gaurd all I could muster to say was, "I farted, sorry." I knew he knew it throughly embarassed me, so just mumbled an "ok" and rolled over. Then I saw it, his whole body trembling.....he was trying his best to control his giggle but it turned into a full on laugh for a few minutes. At the time I was mortified, but now as I type this I cant help but laugh. It was quite a toot. Hopefully you all can get a little chuckle too.

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