June 2017 Moms

WTF Wednesday

WTF to my usually adorable and well behaved dog, who took the two minutes I was in the bathroom to drink most of my cup of coffee. Nothing like a call to the emergency vet at 7am. Luckily, she was under the true danger zone but I have to walk her a lot to try to get her to drink a lot so she eliminates the toxins. It was also surprisingly freezing out when we went for that walk. Not a great way to start the day!

Re: WTF Wednesday

  • WTF to this headache! I have no Tylenol in the house so I'm chugging water and trying to drink coffee in the hopes that it goes away. No relief yet 
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  • WTF morning sickness going from zero to 60 over the last few days. I had a little teeny bit of nausea last week, no vomiting, totally manageable. Yesterday I violently expelled my whole lunch and lost my appetite for the rest of the day. At work, by the way, where no one is supposed to know yet. Ugh.
  • @Assiram42 I'm with you! My husband is sick and I am just praying I don't catch it...
    Me: 28  DH: 30
    Married 5/8/2011
    TTC #1 since 9/2015
    BFP #1 1/14/16, MC 3/23/16
    BFP #2 9/21/2016, EDD 5/30/2017
  • Elyse1384Elyse1384 member
    edited October 2016
    WTF to last night.  DD has Roseola so I was up much of the night holding and rocking her.  I FINALLY got her to sleep around 3:30 only to hear DS slowly walk into the room, crawl into our bed and say to me "I want to sleep in big bed".  That is toddler for "I'm going to lay here, kick you in the face, boobs and gut repeatedly while doing 360 degree rotations and hogging the covers for the next few hours."  I think I'm alive right now, but I honestly don't know. 
  • I feel ya @mamaelle27 ! Hope your pup is okay!

    My WTF is to my dog, too, who has decided to poop on the floor every time I leave the house and every night. Not what I need on top of dirty diapers and a baby that is suddenly waking every few hours!
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  • WTF MS. You've been raging this week and then all of a sudden nothing this morning.  Lunch time? Just kidding, I'm still here. 
  • WTF self.  Why did you eat all that food for lunch?  Now my pants are even more uncomfortable to sit down in.  
                                                                              Married 12/17/2011
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                                                                                  C born 1/11/14
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                                                                  BFP #4 Sept 2016: Due May 31 2017


  • WTF all day nausea that decides to start at the tail end of my cold from hell and 2 days before I leave for my birthday trip.  This flight should be interesting.  I never had this all day nausea with my first two kiddos.  Now that I'm dealing with two crazy toddlers all day I have it. So so fun.  

  • WTF to my body constantly craving pasta like fettuccine alfredo when it all has folic acid (or I at least has to assume it does if it's from a restaurant and I can't read all the ingredients) so I can't actually have it. Which speaking of if anyone has a good alfredo sauce recipe you'd like to pass on I'd love you forever!

    @NamelessAria Can you just not have folic acid or does that pertain to anyone that is pregnant?  I was under the impression that we needed folic acid.  I've been taking a folic acid supplement in addition to my prenatal vitamins!

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  • WTF self? Why are you being such a raging bich to your kids? Granted they are basically cooped up animals (thank you pointless fall break) but cut them a break. They are allowed to sit next to you without snapping at them! 




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    08/03/17 no hb 8w

  • @mrlight folic acid is generally good to have. It's recommended that you get at least 800mcg per day while pregnant. I have MTHFR though and my body can't really process folic acid well so I'm supposed to avoid it and do L-methylfolate instead.
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  • Alfredo sauce is pretty easy to make.

    1/2 cup butter
    2 cups heavy cream
    1 1/2 cups freshly grate done Parmesan cheese
    1-2 tsp minced garlic
    1/4 tsp white pepper

    melt butter in a sauce pan. Add the garlic, pepper, & cream. Bring to a low boil and simmer to thicken (about 7-8 minutes). Slowly add cheese. Stir until melted. Simmer another couple minutes to make the sauce smooth.


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  • My WTF is this bloat. It is no joke. Thank god I can still wear dresses because I don't think any of my pants will button. I'm only 4.5 weeks! I miss my flat belly! 
  • LMMamaLMMama member
    edited October 2016
    WTF to this constant back pain I've been having since last night. It's not bad, just dull and enough to make me freak out a little.
  • @NamelessAria, Pioneer woman has an excellent Alfredo sauce recipe.
  • WTF to my coworker calling out this morning (because his face is broken out) so I had to cover his shift....and while I was driving to work fuming about this, I threw up my entire breakfast IN MY CAR.  I had to go home and change which caused me to be late. It's times like these I wish everyone knew I was pregnant so I could explain the situation.... needless to say I guess I need to travel with barf bags and a change of clothes now
  • LLo3 said:
    WTF to my coworker calling out this morning (because his face is broken out) so I had to cover his shift....and while I was driving to work fuming about this, I threw up my entire breakfast IN MY CAR.  I had to go home and change which caused me to be late. It's times like these I wish everyone knew I was pregnant so I could explain the situation.... needless to say I guess I need to travel with barf bags and a change of clothes now
    Is he a model or something? What kind of excuse is that...he should've just said he isn't feeling well. And sorry this happened to you...throwing up isn't fun especially not in a car.
  • WTF to my intern this year.  Sister needs to know her place in the classroom, and this pregnant lady is about to give her a dose of knowledge.  My hormones don't play, y'all.  I had to come home and sit in the shower to calm down the rage.
  • @delujm0 That reminds of me an excerpt from Amy Poehler's book. 

    Here is the link: https://amysmartgirls.com/sexual-assault-is-not-locker-room-banter-684c9d656133#.5x54iiofg

    The entire book is fabulous though!
  • @swanbrooner I have read it!  Super funny!
  • WTF face?! Why does everyone know I'm pregnant?! What am I doing? What is my face doing? I'm not glowing, I'm sweating. And apparently wearing too much bronzer? 
  • @QueenNub apparently the breakout was infected and too painful to work.
  • @HookEmNelson that is the worst! Give that girl a pile of papers to grade in the back!
  • edited October 2016
    @LLo3 That just sounds like such a load of crap. Maybe I just never believe anyone anymore because I've heard all the total BS reasons for missing work.

    His reason totally reminds me of this:




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