Just for fun - pregnancy haikus

ceclarlinetlo · October 2016

@sherrera92's ode to fall in the Midwest gave me a funny idea. Let's try to summarize our pregnancies thus far in haikus.

here is mine;

Wow! My boobs are huge!

I miss peeing normally.

Why am I crying?

canavara · October 2016

My back hurts again
All medicine hurts baby
and can't put on shoes.

sherrera92 · October 2016

@ceclarlinetlo heck yeah I'm famous!

I gotta pee, oy!
Cereal all day is life
Oops, gotta pee again.

surlyjaneausten · October 2016

BO everywhere

I smell garlic in your pores

Hey, did you just fart?

mommy2ane · October 2016

Achy back, no sleep
Smells making me go crazy
Fourteen weeks to go!

Michellewfhs · October 2016

"Hey, maybe it's twins!"
"He could be born on New Years!"
My boobs are sweaty.

Re: Just for fun - pregnancy haikus