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February 2017 Moms
PerraSucia
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Monday b!tchfest?!?
PerraSucia
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Whose toes am I stepping on? I know someone posts this..
Re: Monday b!tchfest?!?
they come with a mid-yack face mister.
you get to vomit looking at other people's poop splatter
you either get to kneel in other people's pee or to try to balance as you yack.
** December BMB Siggy Challenge - Animals in Pools **
Me: 31+ H: 32
TTC Since 11/2015
#1 - MMC 6.5 weeks (2/16); #2 - MC due to cystic hygroma at 20 weeks (10/16); #3 CP (2/17); #4 - Due 12.16.17
@lfrank12 I'm sorry I laughed at your story. It was funny cuz the dog was totally random about it. It's times like these when you wish you could speak with the guy and just ask WHY????
My Bitchfest is about stink. The people who used to live in this house before we bought it had ferrets. And it seems they let those ferrets piss everywhere. Everywhere. Then the bank repo-d the house, put carpet over the pee-soaked floor, and painted over everything to cover it up. So the longer we live here, the more the stink oozes up from every corner. Looks like the main ferret room was the room we were planning on giving the new baby. It now smells so bad in there that we've had to gut the whole room. The gorgeous vintage oak flooring was literally wet and oozing with years of ferret pee when we ripped up the carpet. It's a tragedy. People are gross.
I will never go there again.
@lfrank12 My dogs also get super upset when I puke. They cry and whine, also once one of them snuck into the bathroom during a particularly violent session, licked my foot in sympathy, and then ran back out as fast as he could.
edit because autocorrect sucks.
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
@ohstars Mine is 2 +2 months too, and we keep getting these stretches of crazed, needy, testing toddler, followed by stretches of normal delightful kid. It's like two bad days, four good days, over and over. Maybe it's the age? I always worry that the nutty toddler is here to stay, and then the next morning my sweet boy will wake up in crazy kid's crib. Hopefully yours will wake up a gem again tomorrow!
I'm fully prepared for months of toddler awfulness after the new baby comes. We had two REALLY bad weeks after adopting a new kitten last month. It was a disaster. If it was that bad after a kitten... Wow, I dread to think how he'll react to the upheaval of a newborn. Poor kiddo. It's going to be so hard on him.
Moms who've already done the second-time-mom thing with a toddler.... Is it as bad as I fear it'll be?
Edited for typos.
@Tentacular that's awful! Yuck! Your house is lucky to have you. Can the floors be saved?
Hmmm let's see what else? We don't even have a bedroom right now due to our living situation and are just sleeping on a pullout couch for a bed and my back is frigin killing me. It feels like I'm sleeping on a board of wood. Good times. Then I feel like an ungrateful piece of shit for even complaining about it in my own mind, much less doing so out loud. We're lucky we even have that, but yeah I'm hurting right now. Boo hoo for me.
Ma, he didn't miss anything. You're not taking your recovery protocol seriously.
My mom is an anesthetist, so she knows all these surgeons personally, and she's embodying the hell out of the "nurses make the worst patients" trope. I feel awful for her, but I also know what a bossy pain in the ass she can be. She's trying to will herself into healing and you just can't do that with a freaking herniated disc. You need to relax. But my mother cannot relax. She has no chill. And now she's taking things personally and getting all worked up, and it's somehow my responsibility to calm her down. At 11pm when I should be sleeping. Because what I need right now is this stress.
I'm done. Thanks for listening.
@jab3 thanks for your kind words!!