WTF Wednesday 8/10

AmMcc12 · August 2016

What is your WTF today??

toimadness1 · August 2016

Air conditioner has now been broken for a month. These window units aren't cutting it and I think I might die from the heat as it's supposed to get up to 106 tomorrow.

lilaros · August 2016

I have one! At my baby shower last weekend, my friend I work with mentioned to my mom, that my office is throwing me a surprise baby shower tomorrow. My mom decided to tell me because according to her, I hate suprises. Nope, that's not me, so this WTF is dedicated to my mom. Now I am stressed out about acting convincingly suprised tomorrow.

SLou24 · August 2016

Today I saw my boss for the first time since I've been back at work. (Not my direct supervisor, but the big boss). And when I saw I saw her, what I really mean is that she stood in my office doorway, staring at my belly, just going "wooooowwwwwww....".

umm... "Hi how are you feeling" would suffice??

drmh22 · August 2016

WTF OB. I am a patient. I'm patient about you running late. My questions are valid. Do not treat me like I'm unimportant and tell me you "don't have time for that" when I want to ask questions.

Seriously, if this was my first appt with this OB, he would not get a second chance and I would find a new doctor. And I'm all about the second chances.

tinypikachu · August 2016

@drmh22 wtf indeed! That's just plain rude. I can't imagine my OB doing that, it would make me mad for sure.

Shiva14 · August 2016

Wow @drmh22 that is crazy and would tick me off too, especially with you being this close (not that it is ever OK).

WTF ants!! They are finding a way to sneak into our house when it rains. We found a hole they were coming in through and sealed it up, which showed us just how big a problem they are because there's SO MANY of them now trying to get back out of said sealed hole. They are the big, carpenter looking type. Gross!

Also, DH has found several black and brown widows in an empty trashcan behind our house (our back yard leads right out to the woods). I am freaked out and keeping DS inside, but I'm not sure there's anything we can do other than double check any dark spaces. Sometimes I hate living in Florida....

Edited because mobile

izzetoot · August 2016

WTF worst cold ever! Ive officially had a cold for 7 days. And while it's on the outs and hopefully gone tmrw, I am so tired of pissing my pants every time I have a sneeze attack. Because I can't just sneeze once, it has to be 4 or 5 times which equates to full on pee not just a snizz. And today I peed just blowing my nose. With pads I've gone through about 3 pairs of undies per day for the last week. Sooooo over it!

ruemcclanahan · August 2016

@Shiva14 I read that as windows and I was really confused at why you were scared lmao

Ampip2270 · August 2016

DS#1 2nd bday is August 22nd, DH and I planned, scouted, priced and shopped for 3 weeks to buy him his first Bike- we are so excited to give it to him. Found out today that BOTH -not one BOTH- sets of grandparents also decides they wanted to buy him his first bike for his birthday.... WTF grandparents way to steal mom and dad thunder of first experiences. So incredibly livid about this.

toimadness1 · August 2016

@Ampip2270 well obviously they just need to return what they got and in the future ask you guys before making big purchases for your LO.

seitzy3 · August 2016

Can I just say WTF to everything today?

bc I think I literally said WTF about 35 times today

like the wasps who just want to swim in and around my pool. My dog who eats my sandwich when I look away for one second. My cramps. H's schedule. My swollen vagina...am I growing a dick bc wtf is happening down there?? My computer broke. I found another lump on my dog (who just had a cancerous one removed a few months ago) my public bone literally dislocating itself when I move certain ways. I would go on but I'm being a whiny bitch so I'll stop.

Wait did I get this thread confused with Monday bitchfest?? WTF

Shiva14 · August 2016

Bahaha @Megan324, all those pesky windows sneaking into our yard and trash cans.

yellowrose314 · August 2016

DH and I are both severely allergic to wasps, like each of us has at least 2 epipens on deck at all times JIC. He's known since childhood, I didn't find out I was allergic to them until last summer when I was in a remote community up north for my nursing elective field school and got swarmed. It was not pleasant. We discovered last week that some of the posts on the upper suite's deck, which overhangs our deck, weren't capped on the bottom and every single one of them had a wasps nest in it. There were also 2 on the roof above our door, and a few in the fence panelling in the backyard. For us that's like a nightmare come true. I told my landlord exactly where they all were and she said she would send her son to spray them. Well he did spray them, but all the ones in the deck posts have come back because they didn't cap the bottoms.
My landlord is now away for a week and I have to deal with her husband who is a fucking douche, and he basically said "Well, that's an expense you guys should be undertaking because you're the ones who have an issue with it, the girls upstairs don't care." So I was like "Ok, well how about I forward you the bill for the ambulance trip to the hospital after me or my husband gets stung, and then we'll file a lovely little lawsuit for knowingly putting an 8 month pregnant woman in danger, since I'm recording this conversation, and I have the text conversation from your wife who acknowledges she knew about the nests and my allergy. My mom works at <insert law office here>, so luckily I get excellent legal advice for free". Long pause. "I'll have to call a company to exterminate the nests, and we'll get out immediately after to cap them. Sorry". Yeah, that's what I thought, you wheezing bag of dick tits.

ruemcclanahan · August 2016

@yellowrose314 wheezing bag of dick tits. That's amazing lol

but seriously WTF I'm sorry you have this to deal with too

LakeR2014 · August 2016

@yellowrose314 Yup. 'Wheezing bag of dick tits' totally just made my morning!

Hope the exterminator comes out soon!

RG1 · August 2016

Megan324 said:

@Shiva14 I read that as windows and I was really confused at why you were scared lmao

Same, and then I was just like "meh, guess I'll never understand" until I saw your comment and scrolled back up LOL

geminigirl16 · August 2016

@izzietoot I feel you on the cold. I am currently on day three and feel no improvement. My throat and ear hurts every time I swallow and I peed a little this morning when I blew my nose. Seriously??? That was a first for me!

Glad to hear you are on the mend!

izzetoot · August 2016

@geminigirl16 thanks

Sudafed, Benadryl, and Vicks nasal spray have been my bffs for the last week. Just in case you're wondering what's safe to take. Hope you feel better soon too! Who gets a cold in Aug?? Wtf!!

JennM205 · August 2016

@seitzy3 I'm with you on the WTF swollen vagina! I do NOT remember this with DD - it's gotten to the point where snug pants are uncomfortable because the swelling is so bad! Gah.

mrsvoorhees-2 · August 2016

Lmao "AmI growing a dick?" And "wheezing bag of dick tits". Thank you both, @seitzy3 & @yellowrose314

CRich15 · August 2016

Thank you @seitzy3 and @yellowrose314... My morning is now complete!

yellowrose314 · August 2016

I can't take credit for that line, that's all Deadpool. But it was my favourite from the movie so I use it for everything I deem appropriate now. I'm glad it has the desired effect

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