WTF DD, stop eating dog food. Every time I turn around you've managed to eat another piece, then I can smell it on your breath after and it makes me gag.
We live in a pretty old house and in the past week we have had two bats get into our room in the middle of the night and we have no idea how they're getting in. Now I'm afraid to get up and pee at night (which is inevitable). WTF, bats?!
WTF DD, stop eating dog food. Every time I turn around you've managed to eat another piece, then I can smell it on your breath after and it makes me gag.
We live in a pretty old house and in the past week we have had two bats get into our room in the middle of the night and we have no idea how they're getting in. Now I'm afraid to get up and pee at night (which is inevitable). WTF, bats?!
Oh my gosh! I don't think I'd have a decent nights sleep ever again!
WTF DD, stop eating dog food. Every time I turn around you've managed to eat another piece, then I can smell it on your breath after and it makes me gag.
Every. Day.
You would think she was protein deprived.
Married DH 12/31/13 BFP#1 1/21/14 ended in loss DNC 3/5/14 BFP#2 7/2014 Baby Girl born 4/15/15 BFP#3 2/10/2016 natural mc 2/27/2016 BFP#4 6/25/2016 Due 3/2/2017
WTF immune system?? Don't you know I'm pregnant and feel icky enough without a sinus headache, sore throat and stuffy/runny nose? Plus I can't take any of the 'good drugs' to make myself feel better. So not fair!
WTF shoes? I have been using the same orthotics for my son for over a year. Youd think I could troubleshoot how to keep them from making pressure sores, but noooooooo. It is pretty damn essential that he wears them, and I am running out of solutuons! (anyone who has a kid with clubfoot can relate: new boots suck balls)
Also, WTF body. I have only two more weeks of summer vacating to enjoy before school starts again. I'm too tired to enjoy them!!
WTF brain. I had a dream we went to the 12-week scan and our OB was like, "Remember how you asked if there was more than one? Well, they were hiding!" We proceeded to count, and we realized there was SEVEN babies total. LOLOL. The rest of the entire dream was spent trying to absorb this statement! I went to the dentist right after the scan,and they had to give me Novocain, because I was a chatty, jittery mess. After the appt, I had to walk back to my car and people were like "WTF, are you on drugs?" I'm like, "No, I'm going to have SEPTUPLETS, and I was given too much Novocain!!" I couldn't even walk straight.
Anyway, needless to say, I've started off the day GREATLY entertained! It was the mother of all pregnancy dreams!
We live in a pretty old house and in the past week we have had two bats get into our room in the middle of the night and we have no idea how they're getting in. Now I'm afraid to get up and pee at night (which is inevitable). WTF, bats?!
My parents' house that I grew up in doesn't have air conditioning, just the window shaker units and bats would squeeze in there all the time. We would have at least one every summer and it was AWFUL.
My WTF is the guy I checked in at work who put his chewed up gum on my counter while he was talking to me. A mindless act, just laid the wad there casually like it was a book he was reading. I was like, "Sir, would you like a tissue?" WTF?
Mine is more of a "Why TF" than a "What TF". I'm sitting in a meeting with a group of clients and lab ops and am starting to feel nauseous. I pull out my "Preggy Pop Drop" to eat and am annoyed that the wrapper is literally COVERED in the words "Preggy Pop Drops". Isn't MS most typical in the first tri...when you're TRYING TO KEEP THIS A SECRET? WTF do they have to stamp their damn label all over everything? I got it unwrapped in my purse but now that I know about these, if I saw a woman pull one out in a meeting, I'd be all "Oh, she's pregnant" (in my head of course). PPDs can stamp the shit out of their container for all I care but ought to leave the individual wrappers unmarked to allow users to be more discreet.
Also, unrelated, I've gotten up to pee 4 times already and we're only 3 hours in. I'm the only one who has gone at all. What are these people, camels?
WTF..change that to WHY the F does everyone need to tell me what gender they think it is, just by seeing the ultrasound - the 8 WEEK ULTRASOUND. You can see part of the umbilical cord, and apparently they think my fetus has a penis larger than it's head. My FIL keeps saying "it's a boy, I just know it," and a gal at work keeps saying the same thing. They both know we are hoping for a girl (obvs will be thrilled with either boy or girl). I don't know why I'm letting it get to me so much - but it's a thing.
Apparently there was major drama on a mom fb group I'm part of last night. I missed all of it. Why are people so quick to delete that stuff?!? I don't care about the cry-me-a-river aftermath of who is sorry and who is leaving, I want dirt!
Apparently there was major drama on a mom fb group I'm part of last night. I missed all of it. Why are people so quick to delete that stuff?!? I don't care about the cry-me-a-river aftermath of who is sorry and who is leaving, I want dirt!
Oh I know! The deleted posts and then the posts from Admins saying "we deleted posts...know there were hurt feelings...let's move on...yadayadayada" followed up with everyone involved saying "yeah that was terrible" etc leaving those that just logged in to say "WTF happened????"
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DD born 04/28/2002 Married DH 03/25/2017 1st MMC 08/13/2016 2nd MMC 02/14/2017 BFP 06/16/17 Rainbow DS Born 02/05/2018
Preface: My sister (also bff) works in the same office/dept as me.
I got in to work today and took her over some vegetable soup that I made last night. She spins her chair around with this stank face on and is like, "I am in a grumpy mood today." I laughed a little and was like, "Why?"
She goes- I left my bowl in the breakroom overnight to soak with a little warm water, soap, and spoon in it because some of my oatmeal dried on the inside. I come in this AM and someone stole my bowl and spoon!!!
Preface: My sister (also bff) works in the same office/dept as me.
I got in to work today and took her over some vegetable soup that I made last night. She spins her chair around with this stank face on and is like, "I am in a grumpy mood today." I laughed a little and was like, "Why?"
She goes- I left my bowl in the breakroom overnight to soak with a little warm water, soap, and spoon in it because some of my oatmeal dried on the inside. I come in this AM and someone stole my bowl and spoon!!!
I was like- WTF?
Are you the one that posted earlier about a mysterious coworker that left oatmeal in the sink or is this a workplace epidemic?
Married DH 12/31/13 BFP#1 1/21/14 ended in loss DNC 3/5/14 BFP#2 7/2014 Baby Girl born 4/15/15 BFP#3 2/10/2016 natural mc 2/27/2016 BFP#4 6/25/2016 Due 3/2/2017
Preface: My sister (also bff) works in the same office/dept as me.
I got in to work today and took her over some vegetable soup that I made last night. She spins her chair around with this stank face on and is like, "I am in a grumpy mood today." I laughed a little and was like, "Why?"
She goes- I left my bowl in the breakroom overnight to soak with a little warm water, soap, and spoon in it because some of my oatmeal dried on the inside. I come in this AM and someone stole my bowl and spoon!!!
I was like- WTF?
Are you the one that posted earlier about a mysterious coworker that left oatmeal in the sink or is this a workplace epidemic?
It's either a workplace epidemic or I work with the other March 2017 mom and my sister is ruining her day!
Preface: My sister (also bff) works in the same office/dept as me.
I got in to work today and took her over some vegetable soup that I made last night. She spins her chair around with this stank face on and is like, "I am in a grumpy mood today." I laughed a little and was like, "Why?"
She goes- I left my bowl in the breakroom overnight to soak with a little warm water, soap, and spoon in it because some of my oatmeal dried on the inside. I come in this AM and someone stole my bowl and spoon!!!
I was like- WTF?
Are you the one that posted earlier about a mysterious coworker that left oatmeal in the sink or is this a workplace epidemic?
@Sazzical i feel you there. a friend figured out that i was pregnant, looked at me then says i feel like its a boy. i'm all like wtf, i don't even feel pregnant...
WTF, idiot commercial closer at the title company for doing pretty much everything he could to derail my closing. When I give you my instruction letter in advance and specifically ask if there is anything else we need to send over, don't act all shocked that (i) you are asked to comply with said instructions and (ii) that you don't have something that you didn't ask for. If I wasn't KU, I'd be getting hammered tonight. Cannot. Deal. With. Morons.
WTF..change that to WHY the F does everyone need to tell me what gender they think it is, just by seeing the ultrasound - the 8 WEEK ULTRASOUND. You can see part of the umbilical cord, and apparently they think my fetus has a penis larger than it's head. My FIL keeps saying "it's a boy, I just know it," and a gal at work keeps saying the same thing. They both know we are hoping for a girl (obvs will be thrilled with either boy or girl). I don't know why I'm letting it get to me so much - but it's a thing.
haha hubby did something similar when I went for my 20 week ultrasound with our daughter. We were team green an when we came out, he said "I think I saw what we are having" I looked at him very skeptically and kind of giggles and said "the baby is still very small and the tech was very specifically avoiding genitals because she knew we were team green. If you if you saw anything, it was probably the umbilical cord. It would only be a teeny weenie at this point." He looked rather sheepish and that point and said i was probably right. Yeah....we had a girl. But at an 8 weeks ultrasound? Haha that's hilarious....
@dubcompanion I had a dream that I gave birth to 7!!! 2 boys and 5 girls. That is so weird. It's no longer Wednesday but I had to say that's a bit odd to have the same prego dream lol
Preface: My sister (also bff) works in the same office/dept as me.
I got in to work today and took her over some vegetable soup that I made last night. She spins her chair around with this stank face on and is like, "I am in a grumpy mood today." I laughed a little and was like, "Why?"
She goes- I left my bowl in the breakroom overnight to soak with a little warm water, soap, and spoon in it because some of my oatmeal dried on the inside. I come in this AM and someone stole my bowl and spoon!!!
I was like- WTF?
Are you the one that posted earlier about a mysterious coworker that left oatmeal in the sink or is this a workplace epidemic?
It's either a workplace epidemic or I work with the other March 2017 mom and my sister is ruining her day!
lol nope I got my oatmeal but I totally feel your sisters pain I would be in such a bad mood after that lol. (totally eating the oatmeal right now)
@jessjoelmasse I didn't add this in my original post, because length, but the doctor explained that "I should have known better than to keep having unprotected sex after ovulation." That's because in the dream world, our bodies keep releasing eggs throughout the luteal phase. So my dream self was headdesking and thinking, "DUH! We know better!!"
A day late. But mine happened today. A week and a half ago my doc did the genetic and gender blood test. My doc said I would hear back 5-7 days, which day 7 would have been today. I go to my doc appt today, they tell me,that the last appt was too early for the blood test and it has to be done all over again. So they do it today and now I wait 7- 10 business days. Roar!!!
I have a random mommy WTF...(other moms may sympathize)
WTF is wrong with Disney?!! So Elena of Avalor just started recently, there's already an aisle of merchandise in toys r us, and she is already at magic kingdom....now my daughter has no interest in her, but she LOVES PJ Masks!! They have been on for much longer, and there is NOTHING out yet, maybe a backpack, but nothing, no toys, costumes, nothing! Step it up Disney! Not all little girls like princesses, some are patiently waiting for their super hero pj masks
**~*Noelle*~** Happily Wed DH in May 2010 June 2012: DD#1 born after countless fertility cycles, our 4 year old miracle TTC #2: current cycle: 225iu Menopur for 4 weeks, Ovidrel Trigger= BFP! Beta #1; 333, Beta #2 713! 1st u/s showed TWINS (7/18)
WTF is wrong with Disney?!! So Elena of Avalor just started recently, there's already an aisle of merchandise in toys r us, and she is already at magic kingdom....now my daughter has no interest in her, but she LOVES PJ Masks!! They have been on for much longer, and there is NOTHING out yet, maybe a backpack, but nothing, no toys, costumes, nothing! Step it up Disney! Not all little girls like princesses, some are patiently waiting for their super hero pj masks
I think I understood about 1/3 of that.
Married DH 12/31/13 BFP#1 1/21/14 ended in loss DNC 3/5/14 BFP#2 7/2014 Baby Girl born 4/15/15 BFP#3 2/10/2016 natural mc 2/27/2016 BFP#4 6/25/2016 Due 3/2/2017
@MrsNap_515 Yes!!!!! This is my life. My kids could care less about her but they want PJ Masks pajamas.... Like hello, of course every child would. The worst part is that all I can find are boy t-shirts. My girls love the show but they want pink lol. It's like paw patrol all over again. All the toys/clothes were aimed at boys for months.
WTF is wrong with Disney?!! So Elena of Avalor just started recently, there's already an aisle of merchandise in toys r us, and she is already at magic kingdom....now my daughter has no interest in her, but she LOVES PJ Masks!! They have been on for much longer, and there is NOTHING out yet, maybe a backpack, but nothing, no toys, costumes, nothing! Step it up Disney! Not all little girls like princesses, some are patiently waiting for their super hero pj masks
I think I understood about 1/3 of that.
Bahahahaha @AverageAsh!! Life is all about DisneyJr channel in our house, PJ masks is the cutest show, about 3 little kid super heroes, my daughter is obsessed with it!
**~*Noelle*~** Happily Wed DH in May 2010 June 2012: DD#1 born after countless fertility cycles, our 4 year old miracle TTC #2: current cycle: 225iu Menopur for 4 weeks, Ovidrel Trigger= BFP! Beta #1; 333, Beta #2 713! 1st u/s showed TWINS (7/18)
@MrsNap_515 Yes!!!!! This is my life. My kids could care less about her but they want PJ Masks pajamas.... Like hello, of course every child would. The worst part is that all I can find are boy t-shirts. My girls love the show but they want pink lol. It's like paw patrol all over again. All the toys/clothes were aimed at boys for months.
@jessjoelmasse yes! I saw Kohl's release 2 shirts, a pink one with owlette in the front and a blue one, and toys r us has backpacks...I follow a bunch of disney blogs, and they are saying November for merchandise release, but of course it will be right before christmas and it will be nuts trying to find things!
**~*Noelle*~** Happily Wed DH in May 2010 June 2012: DD#1 born after countless fertility cycles, our 4 year old miracle TTC #2: current cycle: 225iu Menopur for 4 weeks, Ovidrel Trigger= BFP! Beta #1; 333, Beta #2 713! 1st u/s showed TWINS (7/18)
Re: WTF Wednesday 8/10
Baby Boy: coming March 2017
You would think she was protein deprived.
BFP#1 1/21/14 ended in loss DNC 3/5/14
BFP#2 7/2014 Baby Girl born 4/15/15
BFP#3 2/10/2016 natural mc 2/27/2016
BFP#4 6/25/2016 Due 3/2/2017
Also, WTF body. I have only two more weeks of summer vacating to enjoy before school starts again. I'm too tired to enjoy them!!
Anyway, needless to say, I've started off the day GREATLY entertained! It was the mother of all pregnancy dreams!
My WTF is the guy I checked in at work who put his chewed up gum on my counter while he was talking to me. A mindless act, just laid the wad there casually like it was a book he was reading. I was like, "Sir, would you like a tissue?" WTF?
Also, unrelated, I've gotten up to pee 4 times already and we're only 3 hours in. I'm the only one who has gone at all. What are these people, camels?
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BFP 06/16/17 Rainbow DS Born 02/05/2018
I got in to work today and took her over some vegetable soup that I made last night. She spins her chair around with this stank face on and is like, "I am in a grumpy mood today." I laughed a little and was like, "Why?"
She goes- I left my bowl in the breakroom overnight to soak with a little warm water, soap, and spoon in it because some of my oatmeal dried on the inside. I come in this AM and someone stole my bowl and spoon!!!
I was like- WTF?
BFP#1 1/21/14 ended in loss DNC 3/5/14
BFP#2 7/2014 Baby Girl born 4/15/15
BFP#3 2/10/2016 natural mc 2/27/2016
BFP#4 6/25/2016 Due 3/2/2017
no. that would be me. guilty.....
SaveSaveYeah....we had a girl.
But at an 8 weeks ultrasound? Haha that's hilarious....
Baby Boy: coming March 2017
Baby #1 7/16/10
Baby #2 11/14/12
Baby #3 12/11/14
Baby #4 3/30/17
Baby #5 2/28/19
Baby #6 Miscarriage
Baby #7 7/3/22
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WTF is wrong with Disney?!! So Elena of Avalor just started recently, there's already an aisle of merchandise in toys r us, and she is already at magic kingdom....now my daughter has no interest in her, but she LOVES PJ Masks!! They have been on for much longer, and there is NOTHING out yet, maybe a backpack, but nothing, no toys, costumes, nothing! Step it up Disney! Not all little girls like princesses, some are patiently waiting for their super hero pj masks
Happily Wed DH in May 2010
June 2012: DD#1 born after countless fertility cycles, our 4 year old miracle
TTC #2: current cycle: 225iu Menopur for 4 weeks, Ovidrel Trigger= BFP! Beta #1; 333, Beta #2 713! 1st u/s showed TWINS (7/18)
BFP#1 1/21/14 ended in loss DNC 3/5/14
BFP#2 7/2014 Baby Girl born 4/15/15
BFP#3 2/10/2016 natural mc 2/27/2016
BFP#4 6/25/2016 Due 3/2/2017
Happily Wed DH in May 2010
June 2012: DD#1 born after countless fertility cycles, our 4 year old miracle
TTC #2: current cycle: 225iu Menopur for 4 weeks, Ovidrel Trigger= BFP! Beta #1; 333, Beta #2 713! 1st u/s showed TWINS (7/18)
Happily Wed DH in May 2010
June 2012: DD#1 born after countless fertility cycles, our 4 year old miracle
TTC #2: current cycle: 225iu Menopur for 4 weeks, Ovidrel Trigger= BFP! Beta #1; 333, Beta #2 713! 1st u/s showed TWINS (7/18)