Thank You, Pregnancy!

vampirina · August 2016

I thought it would be a bit fun to write out some "thank you notes" ala Jimmy Fallon's Thank You Notes regarding pregnancy! (Can be serious/genuine or silly/sarcastic, etc)

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vampirina · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for giving me an excuse to fart with reckless abandon.

Thank you, pregnancy, for the amazeballs hair and nails

KimmySchmidt · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for justifying an extra scoop of ice cream every time we go out for some.

tinypikachu · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for giving me wonderful little surprise hairs everywhere in my body. In the shower and look down to find what? Oh, it's only a little black hair growing out of my nipple... with SIX of his best friends!

camichael84 · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for slowing down the hair growth on my legs... and then making up for it with lots of belly hair growth.

KimmySchmidt · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for necessitating I buy a loofah on a stick.

RG1 · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for making me feel justified in eating giant amounts of cheese. Every. Day. Baby needs calcium!

AnnaS930 · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for giving me great boobs.. then covering them with a legitimate road map of dark blue veins, as if baby won't be able to find my ginormo areolas in the first place.

UnwritteN12 · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy for giving me a reason to take naps....and then ensuring that I either can't get comfortable or have to get up to pee as soon as I do get comfortable.

Sbrown721 · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for making it hard to complete sentences and stare out into space instead because of pregnancy brain.

vampirina · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy, for making my belly an impromptu table when needed

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ruemcclanahan · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy for allowing me to buy a whole new wardrobe.
And thank you for giving me an excuse to be just as lazy as I was before.

kosmo86 · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy for giving me an excuse to not take on new tasks at work and for giving me fantastic skin!

schuberta · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy for giving me an excuse to stay in a/c all day and avoid the ridiculous summer heat.

Thank you pregnancy for giving me Blake Lively hair.

Ssoccerball · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy, for making it possible for me to snore louder than my husband and therefore drown his out.

ElcaB · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for making tables useless.

Flowr4246 · August 2016

Thank you 3rd pregnancy, for making it abundantly clear why I will only have 3 children.

drmh22 · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for making me exhausted during the day and ready to party during the night.

AnnaS930 · August 2016

We watched the Tonight Show for the first couple of months when Jimmy took over but then it got too repetitive/old for me. BUT.. I read every single one of these in his style with the super brief "Thank you!" at the beginning, and it makes them all the more amazing. For those posting who haven't seen thank you notes, check some out on Youtube. So great.

tinypikachu · August 2016

Oooh, another one inspired by the snoring one above.

Thank you, pregnancy, for making me need earplugs not just when my husband is snoring next to me but also when I nap by myself because I now snore so loud I keep waking myself up without them.

mrsvoorhees-2 · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for salami aeroelas, crotch sweat, swamp ass, and continuous thoughts of, "uh oh, was that pee?"

yellowrose314 · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for granting me the treasure trail I always knew I never wanted, and the ultimate excuse not to have to scoop the cat's shit box.

mommytimesfour · August 2016

MrsVoorhees said:

Thank you, pregnancy, for salami aeroelas, crotch sweat, swamp ass, and continuous thoughts of, "uh oh, was that pee?"

+1 for swamp ass. LOL.

lilaros · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy for introducing me to my new BFF Zofran, because at 33 weeks pregnant, it would obviously be too much to ask to not throw up anymore.

estellegetty · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy for introducing me to the awesome products that are Tums and Rolaids. I love the chalky taste even more than the throw-up at the back of my throat after I eat any little thing.

Themaritimemama · August 2016

AnnaS930 said:

Thank you, pregnancy, for giving me great boobs.. then covering them with a legitimate road map of dark blue veins, as if baby won't be able to find my ginormo areolas in the first place.

I legit busted out loud with this one. Pure gold.

jhems776 · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for giving me stretchmarks, but at least putting them below my bellybutton so I cannot see them.

MamaSquishyB · August 2016

Thank you, pregnancy, for helping me gain back the 40 pounds I had lost on Weight Watchers... Plus another 20.

kdtaylor6177 · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy for the wonderful nightly dreams of places my water could potentially break and of me having to drive myself to the hospital in Michigans wonderful season of construction. Now I'm mortified of having a "clean up in aisle 2" moment at meijer!

roadspeckle · August 2016

Thank you pregnancy, for the intense pelvic pain making it hard to walk any other way than looking like I have a stick up my ass.

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