I haven't had a good poop in a few days, and I can feel one brewing but I'm at work where the staff bathrooms are always surrounded by people so I know I won't be able to really let go - so instead I'm saving it for when I get home (assuming the urge will still be there and not just turn into uncomfortably painful cramps).
I had a weird dream that involved a colleague who had a crush on me like 10 years ago and we now happen to work together.... We were holding hands while walking the shop floor looking for something and I felt so happy about it...
and now, while writing this I just saw him walking to my office and I got nervous, luckily he detoured to the bathrooms hahaha
It's 43'C here (109.4'F for my American friends) and I'm in a school with no AC, and 50 kids in a classroom. Not only do I have boob sweat, belly sweat, vag sweat and ass sweat, I am also starting to smell and have another hour before I can get out of here. And just to add insult to injury - imagine what 50 kids in a gym playing basketball smell like! Love my life!!
@nataliemaephotography I feel your pain. My car AC is out too and I feel like as soon as I shower and get out and drive wherever I'm going I need another shower again. Baby powder, refreshing lady wipes, and spray on deodorant (I use Summer's Eve so it's PH balanced. I know a lot of people don't recommend this, but my body isn't terribly sensitive) have been a godsend. I never have this issue during normal life! Ugh!
@LauraPCOS, that's criminal! being in that weather with no AC! praying your last hour goes by quick!
My TMI is sex-related. Baby is super active at night and therefore I have started feeling weird having sex.... Like how can I feel sexy when there's an alien baby kicking my insides?
Also, we haven't used my vibrator since the pregnancy for fear the baby feels the vibrations and it screws him up or something.
Well my poor kids just witnessed their mother throw her guts up into the toilet at Tim Hortons. Thankfully they followed me, and didn't make me drag or chase them cause I barely made it to the bathroom as it was. My oldest was horrified and I almost pissed my pants from dry heaving. My youngest kept flushing the toilet for me. Im assuming I have the flu (great timing since I'm on holidays right now) cause I haven't had any morning sickness this time.
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I'm hoping DH and I can get over the awkward no sex thing this weekend after a nice dinner out and a movie at home. I'm also a little weirded out because I feel the baby all the time at night @annabenanna! Y'all keep your fingers crossed for us.
Me:33 DH: 34 Married: May 2011 TTC #1: May 2015 DS: 10/20/2016 TTC #2: June 2019 #2 EDD: 2/20/2020
Sex is almost non-existent around here. H is definitely weirded out knowing the baby is right there. @annabenanna I laughed out loud at your no-vibrator thing. If that's true, my kid is going to be very screwed up, lol!
Me: 32 & DH: 37
Married: November 2014
TTC #1 Since: October 2015
BFP #1: 11/18/15 - CP BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16 IT'S A BOY!!!! DS Born 10/16/16
@ibabyloveb87, isn't it weird? i mean were making out and then suddenly i feel him elbow me (or kick me?) . it's like he's telling me to stop. lol.
@MRSCORKER, bwahahahahaha! It's just that the kind we have, is the Hitachi Magic Wand, and it's like uber powerful (and effective, I must say)---so it freaks me out that he can probably sense the vibrations too. LOL.
I have been sweating all day, I work from home and I have AC but OMG I can feel the sweat dripping everywhere, it's not ok!! Took a cold shower which felt great but I feel the beads of sweat developing and the tiny human inside me is doing.lots of flips, I think she's pissed cuz I keep bending down to do laundry.
Oh and we finally had sex the other night (hubby's back has been bad) and it was really uncomfortable, like really tight and almost painful. Ugh
When the baby kicks while FI and I are getting into some heavy petting, he says "You're about to get hit back". Referring to you can guess what haha Needless to say, it doesn't bother us much and we have a sense of humor about it
These babies aren't going to be scarred or damaged or remember a thing.
I hope you're right @AllyTheKid! Sex is still very much a constant in our lives. LOL. And I feel super weird in the beginning, but once we get going, the baby stops kicking (he probably gets rocked to sleep, lol) and I can get in the mood....but man it takes much longer to get me in the mood now!
@annabenanna Look at it this way, do remember your stay in the womb? ANY aspect of it? Haha
My drive isn't quite what it was and there is a bit more discomfort, but little man being right around the corner doesn't particularly influence my mood much.
Sex has dried up in our house, too, because since my husband felt the baby move, he's now weirded out that it's in between us. I believe his words were "I mean, it's like a real person now - we can't have sex around it." So, in the meantime, I'm dying over here! I mean, it's not like he or she is going to pop out for a conversation in the middle - I don't know how to get the hubs over it! But, the thought of no sex until like December makes me verrrrrrry sad...
@LMNOBaby Would it possibly work to get him aroused with some fondling or foreplay of some form spontaneously first and then see if he'll go ahead and go all the way? Kind of "trick him into it"?
@LMNOBaby Would it possibly work to get him aroused with some fondling or foreplay of some form spontaneously first and then see if he'll go ahead and go all the way? Kind of "trick him into it"?
hahahahaha. Trick him @LMNOBaby ! Lure him with your lustful siren calls! I love you, @AllyTheKid
When the baby kicks while FI and I are getting into some heavy petting, he says "You're about to get hit back". Referring to you can guess what haha Needless to say, it doesn't bother us much and we have a sense of humor about it
These babies aren't going to be scarred or damaged or remember a thing.
OMG I actually broke out laughing at what your FI said to the point hubby turned around from his computer to ask what I was laughing about (but then turned back to Family Guy before giving me a chance to tell him...Twatwaffle!)
This is probably more of a petty problem than a tmi, but since our BFP, H has decided to grow a "beard". It grows in all scraggly and gross and he doesn't keep it trimmed, and it grosses me out when it touches and scrapes my skin, so we aren't having nearly as much sex as I would like. petty, I know.
@ashleyp625 the touching and scraping of facial hair on bare skin has been the worst sensation of my pregnancy besides the 1st tri hangovers (aka morning sickness). My h's mustache, goatee and scraggly beard is so coarse and picky on my super sensitive skin that nuzzling is definitely off the table
@AllyTheKid and @annabenanna - I'm all for a little trickery!! I've tried the touching/fondling, but he knows where that's going.... At this point I think I'm just going to walk around him topless, that's never NOT gotten him ready to go! (total boob guy). Though, not sure how hot the belly under the boobs is these days...oh well, I'm desperate!
Sex is almost non-existent around here. H is definitely weirded out knowing the baby is right there. @annabenanna I laughed out loud at your no-vibrator thing. If that's true, my kid is going to be very screwed up, lol!
Same here. DH gets weirded out. I just whip out the vibrator when he is not around.
@LMNOBaby I don't know about your guy, but once the boobs come out, mine is locked in and notices nothing else unless it's butt, thighs, or vagina. I'm going to recommend the "Go Big or Go Home" approach, and suggest sitting on his lap in nothing but your undies, or completely naked. If that doesn't work, I fear perhaps nothing short of Jedi Mind Tricks will. Maybe add a little fantasy appeal by also demanding "You WILL (insert appropriate verb that suits your personalities here) me" too?
hehehe....@allythekid - I wish I could "Love it" that response at least 5 more times.
I'm now accumulating a whole list of ideas to get him hot and horny... If anything, I'll use guilt. It's my birthday this Saturday - he has to give it up, right? It's birthday law!!
@LMNOBaby Guilting may work, in theory, but if he feels it's just obligatory birthday sex his head may not be in the game, making it mundane and lackluster for you. That just won't do. Oh! Try stealth! Start out with a BJ, wait until he is at level 100, then just jump on him and tell him "I will take what's mine!"
@LMNOBaby Guilting may work, in theory, but if he feels it's just obligatory birthday sex his head may not be in the game, making it mundane and lackluster for you. That just won't do. Oh! Try stealth! Start out with a BJ, wait until he is at level 100, then justajump on him and tell him "I will take what's mine!"
It's foolproof.
I wish I had your way of putting things. This is great.
Me:33 DH: 34 Married: May 2011 TTC #1: May 2015 DS: 10/20/2016 TTC #2: June 2019 #2 EDD: 2/20/2020
@LMNOBaby Guilting may work, in theory, but if he feels it's just obligatory birthday sex his head may not be in the game, making it mundane and lackluster for you. That just won't do. Oh! Try stealth! Start out with a BJ, wait until he is at level 100, then just jump on him and tell him "I will take what's mine!"
It's foolproof.
I'm completely on board with this. In fact, I've tried this in the past when he was "tired" and it works like a charm every time! I have big plans for this weekend!
Re: TMI Tuesday (July 12)
I had a weird dream that involved a colleague who had a crush on me like 10 years ago and we now happen to work together.... We were holding hands while walking the shop floor looking for something and I felt so happy about it...
and now, while writing this I just saw him walking to my office and I got nervous, luckily he detoured to the bathrooms hahaha
Does anyone else had weird dreams like that?
BFP #1: 7/15/15, SB: 11/14/15
Rainbow baby DS born 9/29/16!!
BFP #3 3/26/18 | Due 12/3/18
My TMI is sex-related. Baby is super active at night and therefore I have started feeling weird having sex.... Like how can I feel sexy when there's an alien baby kicking my insides?
Also, we haven't used my vibrator since the pregnancy for fear the baby feels the vibrations and it screws him up or something.
DH: 34
Married: May 2011
TTC #1: May 2015
DS: 10/20/2016
TTC #2: June 2019
#2 EDD: 2/20/2020
Me: 32 & DH: 37
BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16
IT'S A BOY!!!!
DS Born 10/16/16
@MRSCORKER, bwahahahahaha! It's just that the kind we have, is the Hitachi Magic Wand, and it's like uber powerful (and effective, I must say)---so it freaks me out that he can probably sense the vibrations too. LOL.
Oh and we finally had sex the other night (hubby's back has been bad) and it was really uncomfortable, like really tight and almost painful. Ugh
These babies aren't going to be scarred or damaged or remember a thing.
DH: 34
Married: May 2011
TTC #1: May 2015
DS: 10/20/2016
TTC #2: June 2019
#2 EDD: 2/20/2020
My drive isn't quite what it was and there is a bit more discomfort, but little man being right around the corner doesn't particularly influence my mood much.
I'm going to recommend the "Go Big or Go Home" approach, and suggest sitting on his lap in nothing but your undies, or completely naked. If that doesn't work, I fear perhaps nothing short of Jedi Mind Tricks will.
Maybe add a little fantasy appeal by also demanding "You WILL (insert appropriate verb that suits your personalities here) me" too?
I'm now accumulating a whole list of ideas to get him hot and horny... If anything, I'll use guilt. It's my birthday this Saturday - he has to give it up, right? It's birthday law!!
Oh! Try stealth! Start out with a BJ, wait until he is at level 100, then just jump on him and tell him "I will take what's mine!"
It's foolproof.
DH: 34
Married: May 2011
TTC #1: May 2015
DS: 10/20/2016
TTC #2: June 2019
#2 EDD: 2/20/2020
You gon' get some, You gon' get some!