WTF to DHs check. He gets a bonus every quarter and on the check with the bonus we make it where they don't take any federal taxes out because the bonus puts us in a higher tax bracket and they pretty much take the whole thing in taxes. I know we did it right and in time but they still took the taxes out. It's super frustrating because we were planning on a certain amount and were planning to take care of a few things with it but now we are getting way less than we expected. Ugh. This is probably more of a first world problem.
WTF to the bank who still hasn't figured out our messed up escrow accounts. We kinda need home owners insurance, so if you could get your shit together that would be great, ok thanks.
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DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks. 10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery 11/2/17 Twin A & B born 11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU Benched 6 months BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
WTF to the rude woman who slammed on her breaks and honked at me as I was crossing the street this morning. Granted I wasn't crossing at the crosswalk BUT it was a road that was 25 MPH and even at my waddling speed I should have had enough time to cross if you were actually going the speed limit. Also, you could be a little more chill and understanding when it comes to a (very) pregnant lady.
WTF to DS's barely there fever. I had so many plans today because I only had 3 hrs of work, but now I have to keep him home. He's feeling absolutely fine, just a minor cold, but with the fever I don't want to send him to daycare (it's actually under their standard - under 100.4, but I don't feel right sending him). Trying to pack our house with a 2 year old is basically impossible!
WTF to DH. I was talking to him about something I felt was important and noticed be was ignoring me for his phone the whole time, which is quite common. When I brought it up he said, "I hate small talk, you know that." Gee. Thanks for letting me know what I had to talk about was unimportant. Maybe this is just my hormones making me more pissed than usual!
@JournoGrl23 I would use that line the next time he wants to talk about something just prove a point.
*TW Spoiler*
DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks. 10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery 11/2/17 Twin A & B born 11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU Benched 6 months BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
@Lynnlove28 ditto, also I am feeling a little extra sassy these days. I blame it on the extra energy spent growing this human.
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DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks. 10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery 11/2/17 Twin A & B born 11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU Benched 6 months BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
@lucypod the same exact thing happened to me yesterday!! I live literally next to a small town traffic circle where you have to stop before proceeding in. This women was traveling towards the circle where she was going to have to stop anyways and I was crossing, she clearly had enough time to see me and slow down and she still threw up her hands like I somehow inconvenienced her to make her slow down 50 ft before she had to.
@Lynnlove28 ditto, also I am feeling a little extra sassy these days. I blame it on the extra energy spent growing this human.
Yes to this! I have started saving replies in my drafts and going back to them after a few hours or sending them to a co-worker to tell me if I am too harsh.
WTF to the pregnancy constipation and Colace not helping. I'm drinking tons of water, working out, and eating my fruits and veggies too. It's been so long since I pooped that I've forgotten what it's like.
@Journogrl23 My DH does shit like that too and it drives me nuts! I support seeing how he likes a taste of his own medicine.
@Mfuller76 I think my body has recently become immune to colace. I broke down and got a bottle of non stimulant milk of magnesia. Word of advice, start out with the one tablespoon. I did the four right away out of desperation...lets just say it worked too well.
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DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks. 10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery 11/2/17 Twin A & B born 11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU Benched 6 months BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
WTF to everything I eat?! 90% of foods give me heartburn or acid that sits and burns my throat. I know I need to eat and that is why I do but I really don't feel like it ever. I don't like how eating makes me feel anymore.
My WTF goes to the lady in front of me at Subway today. Having a super loud and heated discussion on your bluetooth headset while the lady working the sandwich line tries to ask you (multiple times) what you want is just plain rude. She had to ask you 5 times what cheese you wanted. Meanwhile I just want my plain tuna salad sandwich I allow myself once a week. Not to mention it was at lunch rush-hour and there were 10 other people behind you waiting... #rude
WTF to the bank who still hasn't figured out our messed up escrow accounts. We kinda need home owners insurance, so if you could get your shit together that would be great, ok thanks.
It's the bank that requires homeowners insurance, if you don't have a mortgage it's not required. If you let them know you aren't doing anything until they reach a satisfactory arrangement, they are likely to be more motivated!
WTF to this absolute exhaustion. I cried last night when I realized I didn't have enough time to lay down for a 20 minute nap before or sons game. I could cry at work right now just thinking about how tired I am.
WTF to my DH who told me a few days ago that he was buying lawn tickets to the orchestra during our vacation but then forgot and now they are sold out and WTF to all my patients scheduled for this afternoon who just decided to not show up because it's raining. I'm not in the best mood today.
WTF to everything I eat?! 90% of foods give me heartburn or acid that sits and burns my throat. I know I need to eat and that is why I do but I really don't feel like it ever. I don't like how eating makes me feel anymore.
me too! I can't eat anything without it giving me heartburn. Tums Smoothies and Pepcid FTW.
Wtf to my 10 year old daughter. Went to my 6 year olds baseball game tonight, and like usual I let her go to the park next to the field. She decided shortly before it was time to go to go sit in my husband's truck in the parking lot! I went to find her so we could leave early, and after 5 minutes I started to panic. Thank God she was ok, and came found me when she saw me walking around looking for her, but wtf?! She knows better. She is not to leave the playground for any reason, and she is never allowed in a parking lot or car alone! I lost my shit and layer into her on the drive home. I've only felt that panic a couple times in my decade of motherhood, and it's beyond awful. She lost the privilege of any independence probably for the summer. Really wish I could have a glass of wine after that stressful fiasco.
WTF to the rude woman who slammed on her breaks and honked at me as I was crossing the street this morning. Granted I wasn't crossing at the crosswalk BUT it was a road that was 25 MPH and even at my waddling speed I should have had enough time to cross if you were actually going the speed limit. Also, you could be a little more chill and understanding when it comes to a (very) pregnant lady.
Apparently that broad doesn't know pedestrians have the right away.
Also, WTF to whoever invented thank you cards! I hate writing thank you cards. I think an in person thank you is more sincere than me writing a generic line followed by how I will love your gift. I'm better at expressing vocally than in writing.
Amen sister, preach! I'm about halfway through, all I have left are the ones for people who didn't make it to the shower but sent a gift card. It's killing mee! A special WTF on this topic goes out to my cousin who apparently has been holding a grudge since I accidentally sent her a blank thank you card after my wedding. We thanked her many times in person but apparently that's not good enough. A couple months ago my uncle was passing through town and she sent a couple of things that one of her mom friends gave her as hand me downs. (A diaper pail and wipes warmer, neither things we registered for) And my mom was hounding me because my aunt told her to make sure that I write my cousin a thank you note, reminding her about the one from our wedding. Are you effin' kidding me? I appreciate the gift but are you giving it to me just to get a formal thank you note in the mail? She had texted me that she was sending the stuff and I thanked her then. It wasn't wrapped, had no card with it. I was really tempted to write a sarcastic thank you note back. "Dearest cousin, I went to the store and bought this stationary just for you. I hope it is to your liking . . ." Ok rant over.
Re: Wtf Wednesday
DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks.
10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery
11/2/17 Twin A & B born
11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU
Benched 6 months
BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO
BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks.
10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery
11/2/17 Twin A & B born
11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU
Benched 6 months
BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO
BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks.
10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery
11/2/17 Twin A & B born
11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU
Benched 6 months
BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO
BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
@Journogrl23 My DH does shit like that too and it drives me nuts! I support seeing how he likes a taste of his own medicine.
DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks.
10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery
11/2/17 Twin A & B born
11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU
Benched 6 months
BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO
BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
Really wish I could have a glass of wine after that stressful fiasco.
A special WTF on this topic goes out to my cousin who apparently has been holding a grudge since I accidentally sent her a blank thank you card after my wedding. We thanked her many times in person but apparently that's not good enough. A couple months ago my uncle was passing through town and she sent a couple of things that one of her mom friends gave her as hand me downs. (A diaper pail and wipes warmer, neither things we registered for) And my mom was hounding me because my aunt told her to make sure that I write my cousin a thank you note, reminding her about the one from our wedding. Are you effin' kidding me? I appreciate the gift but are you giving it to me just to get a formal thank you note in the mail? She had texted me that she was sending the stuff and I thanked her then. It wasn't wrapped, had no card with it. I was really tempted to write a sarcastic thank you note back. "Dearest cousin, I went to the store and bought this stationary just for you. I hope it is to your liking . . ."
Ok rant over.
To my 100 new emails that came through in the last 24 hrs, reply all, "fk you, I'm out, mic drop."
WTF to my coworker who asked me if i was due in a couple of days... Um, no. August, in ten weeks but thanks for making me feel fat and ugly.
@alikay20 I am right there with you.... two more months of working, UCK!