FFFC- 5/27

JulieSmiles · May 2016

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JulieSmiles · May 2016

I don't plan on where real pants until my daughter's birthday party next Saturday.

ErikandAfton · May 2016

Once I get home from San Diego on the 6th I will not be wearing real pants until 100% necessary or until August when school starts again.

sonomama14 · May 2016

I had plans to clean, do laundry, put decent looking clothing on besides leggings or running shorts, and eat something healthy today. None of those things are happening. And I don't even feel bad about it. Oops

slartybartfast · May 2016

I am going to buy pads today to help me not pee my pants every time I sneeze/barf.

doodleoodle · May 2016

I ate chocolate ice cream for breakfast

acreight13 · May 2016

My MIL is a nice lady, but my DH and I parent so differently than her other two sons and their wives that I'm pretty sure she secretly doesn't like me. I'm the only daughter-in-law that didn't sleep train and I nursed my DS until he was 16 months old. To me both of those are personal choices for my family that shouldn't impact anyone but us, but because my two sisters-in-law did it differently I'm the one in the wrong. Also, her response to us telling her that we are expecting our second child was "Are you crazy?" flat out and not in a kidding way. So after that rambling back story I'm confessing that I may never allow her to watch my DS or this next little one over night because she seems to have no respect for our morals and values. Her loss - my DS is awesome.

beff12 · May 2016

My mom is cleaning DD's room and DD is back there "helping." I'm sitting on the couch watching property brothers and eating strawberry Cheerios out of the box. I am a lazy bum and I don't even care.

penelope4612 · May 2016

Sometimes I intentionally bump people on the sidewalk when they're being a-holes and walking 3 people wide or walking in the middle of the sidewalk and don't move over even if they see you coming and there's obviously not enough room.

princesslockness · May 2016

I brought L to 'help' me clean out my classroom for summer school. We have watched 3 movies on netflix and done maybe 10 minutes of work.

DiFazette · May 2016

I told H I'd change the sheets on our bed today since its been 24 hours on antibiotics for strep. I didn't. And I'm not going to. I'm secretly hoping he won't and I get the bed to myself again tonight. Its his night with the monitor (our 3 yo still doesn't sleep through the night) so it will be glorious sleep without a monitor next to my bed.

phoenix870509 · May 2016

I thought about letting my team leave 5 minutes early with the holiday and all. But 2 of them have been pissing me off all afternoon, so now they ALL leave at normal time. I don't care all they are getting are voice mails, they dial until 5.

beff12 · May 2016

Kate08Young said:

I brought L to 'help' me clean out my classroom for summer school. We have watched 3 movies on netflix and done maybe 10 minutes of work.

Do you have to teach summer school, or do they just use your classroom?

princesslockness · May 2016

@beff12 they are just using my room.

beff12 · May 2016

@Kate08Young that's good. I felt really bad for you for a second thinking you had to teach all summer!

JEM525 · May 2016

Every room in my house looks like a tornado hit it and I'm not going to pick up a single thing tonight.

Christinaruth74 · May 2016

I'm late but I drank the champagne toast at a wedding last night. So, cheers!

MamaBearToBe · May 2016

slartybartfast said:

I am going to buy pads today to help me not pee my pants every time I sneeze/barf.

This has been happening to me too....as if you don't feel bad enough vomiting, peeing your pants at the same time is horrifying! Glad I'm not the only one.

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