I didn't see a thread for sharing bizarre-o dreams, and at this point I need to start documenting them! Anyone else getting crazy in their sleep?
I've had some graphic ones, but last night just left me shaking my head:
I was in labor and went to the hospital. The nurse put something in my IV that knocked me out and when I woke up, I was in bed next to Hubs and he was trying to feed the baby a bottle. (wouldn't that be nice to just wake up, and poof! Baby is here.) Hubs is failing so I say, "Here, let me." Baby latches no problem like the miracle I assume that will be. The nurse appears and says, "Ok, it's time to treat you for post-partum bleeding. Come with me." She takes me to a room where she attempts to shove a baby squid at me. I, of course, was like, "Hell no!" She said, "Well, there are also these...." as she held up a tub of leeches. YUCK. I was about ready to bolt when she said, "We have one more option, I think you'll like it." She then proceeded to rub peanut butter all over me.
I then left and took my two day old baby to meet my family and kept saying, "This is Amelia." To which everyone, including my husband said, "That's a terrible name. You should change it."
Then I woke up and was sad, but glad I don't have leeches or squid in my future.