October 2016 Moms

Re: TMI Tuesday

  • My butt cheeks hurt so much at night lol. Just the like the muscle part of the cheeks. It is so bizarre and so uncomfortable. I don't know if that's really considered TMI, but it's all I got this week. 
    Me: 31 | DH: 43
    BFP #1: 7/15/15, SB: 11/14/15
    Rainbow baby DS born 9/29/16!!
    BFP #3 3/26/18 | Due 12/3/18
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  • Every time I pee, I fart.  I'm so gassy, it's not even funny!
  • I've been eating raisin bran every morning to help regulate my bowels. It makes me have crazy smelly farts for a couple of hours in the afternoon. I have made myself gag a few times (though I gag all the time anyways)! I'm not eating it anymore after this box is finished but I hate wasting it so I'm making myself and everyone around me suffer until then LOL
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  • At night I also have the most terrible stinky farts! 
    *American in Tanzania, East Africa, since 2013
    DH - Tanzanian
  • I'm on antibiotics for a toe infection and they gave me horrendous diarrhea on Thursday. I didn't poop again until last night. That was four days with no poop. It was so weird.

                                                                                                           
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    Baby GIRL born 9/16/201
    BFP! EDD 8/1/2019 CP 4w2d

  • I have to wipe my butt frequently because apparently I am leaking poop instead of having regular BMs. Oh the joys.
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  • I have to fart SO badly, but nothing will happen.  I just keep having horrendous gas pains.  Like, tense my body, grit my teeth, grip the desk to bear through it gas pain. If only I could let a smelly fart loose among my co-workers...I feel like the baby is inside, lazing about and giggling at me.  I knew I'd have a sarcastic child like their father.
  • Sneeze farts. That is all. 
    Me:33
    DH: 34
    Married: May 2011
    TTC #1: May 2015
    DS: 10/20/2016
    TTC #2: June 2019
    #2 EDD: 2/20/2020
  • My butt cheeks hurt so much at night lol. Just the like the muscle part of the cheeks. It is so bizarre and so uncomfortable. I don't know if that's really considered TMI, but it's all I got this week. 
    Dude, I have sore butt cheeks too, all day though and I don't understand. I don't run, or honestly even walk briskly anymore, seldom squat down for any reason, this just makes no sense.

    My nipples keep pushing gunk out and it's grossing me out. I know they're just preparing themselves but yuck...

    And I STILL constantly have to wear a panty liner all day everyday because of this spotting, clotting, and disgusting mucous problem.
  • @annabenanna I have to cross my legs before I fart or I definitely piss my pants.  Hot.
     
    Baby BOY due 10-8-16
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  • @mrszoess My husband doesn't understand that and my toddler ends up pooping rainbows because he will eat a pint in a  sitting if you let him.
    BFP: July 2013 M/C August 5, 2013
    BFP: October 22, 2013 EDD: June 21, 2014
    Baby boy arrived June 23, 2014

    BFP: February 2016 EDD: October 17, 2016
  • This morning I was peeing into the toilet and puking into the trashcan at the same time, that was sexy.

    My poop is almost solid again, but now I've got even worse gas. These bowels need to calm down.
    BFP: July 2013 M/C August 5, 2013
    BFP: October 22, 2013 EDD: June 21, 2014
    Baby boy arrived June 23, 2014

    BFP: February 2016 EDD: October 17, 2016
  • just kidding everyone day 2 of my blueberry love affair and my poop is a combo blue grey color. enjoy. 

    i also almost hurled milkshake on myself and peed my pants. in a work car. with fabric seats. and I am on the way to a client. 
  • I peed my pants at 3:30 this morning. I woke up because I had to pee, and somewhere between my bed and the bathroom the muscles just stopped working... 
    DS#1 born 05 October 2016
    DS#2  due 25 April 2019
  • klvklv member
    My allergies are going crazy right now. And every time I sneeze, I pee a little. I think I need a diaper. 
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  • I go back and forth between Co stop at ion and diarrhea. A few days ago on a diarrhea day I sneezed and shit my pants. I'm still horrified.
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    edited April 2016
    I can't wait to have a satisfying poop again someday.
  • It's finally nice and warm here today and my crotch has been sweating SO BAD all day!
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  • LGW2015 said:y
    It's finally nice and warm here today and my crotch has been sweating SO BAD all day!
    Ah, swamp crotch. That time again already?
  • LGW2015 said:
    It's finally nice and warm here today and my crotch has been sweating SO BAD all day!
    I went outside to plant a few things that needed planting. I was outside MAYBE 30min and it wasn't even that hot, 75 max. I came back in and went to pee. Why the eff are my panties wet??

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  • MRSCORKER said:
    A word of warning... Do not eat any fiber one products while pregnant. Holy. Gas. 
    I made this mistake last pregnancy. A coworker said oh, it's probably the prenatals. Uh, no, it's probably the fact that I eat Fiber One bars every single day trying to poop and all I get is horrendous gas. 

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  • LGW2015 said:
    It's finally nice and warm here today and my crotch has been sweating SO BAD all day!
    I went outside to plant a few things that needed planting. I was outside MAYBE 30min and it wasn't even that hot, 75 max. I came back in and went to pee. Why the eff are my panties wet??
    I refuse to turn my AC on this early but it was 85 yesterday. The swamp crotch was real.

    MRSCORKER said:
    A word of warning... Do not eat any fiber one products while pregnant. Holy. Gas. 
    I made this mistake last pregnancy. A coworker said oh, it's probably the prenatals. Uh, no, it's probably the fact that I eat Fiber One bars every single day trying to poop and all I get is horrendous gas. 
    Yeah, it does nothing to help movement, just makes made me gassy as hell.

    Me: 32 & DH: 37
    Married: November 2014
    TTC #1 Since: October 2015
    BFP #1: 11/18/15 - CP
    BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16
    IT'S A BOY!!!!
    DS Born 10/16/16

  • @MRSCORKER @kelliott09 Milk of Magnesia, purple grapes, pistachios, and kiwi all helped keep things moving along for me. And raisin bran cereal. Anything else boasting about fiber was a sick, gassy joke. It's a shame, fiber one bars taste so good though!
  • @MRSCORKER OMG! I had a FiberOne bar on Monday - that's probably why I had so much gas! Well, those are going in the trash...
  • LMNOBaby said:
    @MRSCORKER OMG! I had a FiberOne bar on Monday - that's probably why I had so much gas! Well, those are going in the trash...
    It was out of control! 

    Me: 32 & DH: 37
    Married: November 2014
    TTC #1 Since: October 2015
    BFP #1: 11/18/15 - CP
    BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16
    IT'S A BOY!!!!
    DS Born 10/16/16

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