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Pregnancy brain!

Elev429Elev429 member
in November 2016 Moms
So DS just fell asleep on my lap and farted,  well  thought it smelled like popcorn.  Turns out H had a vag in the microwave lol.  
Married Nov. 3rd, 2012
DS Born 12/20/13
#2 EDD 11/20/2016
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  • ThewizardofrhythmThewizardofrhythm member
    comealongponds said:
    My favourite part of this post is the autocorrect from "bag" to "vag".
    My favorite part of this is your comment @comealongponds hahaha


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  • shevaCCshevaCC member
    That's a great auto correct, lol.

    Pregnancy brain was my first symptom. I suddenly had to go back to writing everything down to keep it from falling out of my head, just like pre-DS. Unfortunately for me my kids don't sleep so it continues to approximately when they're 13 months old.
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  • tigerfish227tigerfish227 member
    Just a friendly reminder....  Milk goes in the fridge. It does not go in the cupboard... Or the dishwasher. Carry on.
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  • Elev429Elev429 member
    Haha I didnt even notice the vag.  Is it Friday yet!
    Married Nov. 3rd, 2012
    DS Born 12/20/13
    #2 EDD 11/20/2016
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  • shamrocandrollshamrocandroll member
    I was super confused as to how your DH got a vag into the microwave, and also about whose vag it was to begin with.

    I poured milk into my water bottle instead of into my tea mug the other day...
    **TW**
    Me: 35 | H: 40
    Married Sept. 2013
    DS1: Nov 11, 2016 <3
    MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
    CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)
    BFP!  8/24/19
    DS2: May 10, 2020 <3


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  • mayergirl920mayergirl920 member
    I'm pretty sure I forgot to lock my car before coming into work.... I never forget that :(
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  • mrsjlangmrsjlang member
    Apparently cutlery is now stored in the fridge instead of the drawer.
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  • shamrocandrollshamrocandroll member
    I mentioned this in another thread, but it definitely fits better here.  My stomach was a jerk 2 nights ago, so I decided to just make pancakes for dinner.  As I was making them, I was wondering why they were so thin and not browning correctly at all.  Right as I was finishing the last batch, I realized I didn't put an egg in the batter.  So, we had milk-flour-cakes for dinner.  They weren't inedible, and DH still finished his plate (with a smirk on his face the whole time).  
    **TW**
    Me: 35 | H: 40
    Married Sept. 2013
    DS1: Nov 11, 2016 <3
    MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
    CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)
    BFP!  8/24/19
    DS2: May 10, 2020 <3


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  • monkey41monkey41 member
    y'all have me in tears about this vag and some of the other incidents. this is ridiculous.
    Married 10/12 & TTC since 09/15
    BFP #1 11/06/15 - EDD 7/14/16 - MMC 12/14/15 - D&C 12/22/15
    BFP #2 03/13/16 - EDD 11/26/16

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  • lilwonderlilwonder member
    edited April 2016
    **Clearly pregnancy brain. Because I meant to post this in the weird dream post. Moving it over there.

    Woke up in a cold sweat at 2am. In this "dream"...

    One of DH's employee's and one of my vendors (totally would never know one another and live in different countries no less!) had gotten in a knock-down drag-out fight and one of them was in a coma. I woke up telling DH that it was totally his guys fault because there is no way my vendor is that ghetto and I know that his employee had been to juvi before.

    It was a doozy!
    Me: 31, DH: 31
    Married: September 2012
    Began TTC: September 2015
    BFP #1: 10/12/16, EDD: 06/23/15,
    (pPROM, 16 wks + emergency D&E 12/31/15)
    BFP #2: 03/09/16, EDD: 11/16/16



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  • ThewizardofrhythmThewizardofrhythm member
    edited April 2016
    In court today the judge apparently asked me a question that I did not answer and followed it up with a stern, "counselor?!" To which I replied a startled, "what?" Yeah.....


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  • MissAmeliaPondMissAmeliaPond member
    I "lost" my Fitbit the other day, and freaked out because I couldn't find it anywhere. DH found that I had made it into the bed. I take it off at night and put it on my nightstand. Don't know how it got there... 

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  • Blondesweety444Blondesweety444 member
    Oh man I am in tears! You guys are hilarious!

    We played a family game last night called Code Names (super fun!!). You are only allowed to give one word clues....apparently "highschool" is now one word for me. We blamed the pregnancy brain and moved on!
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  • ThewizardofrhythmThewizardofrhythm member
    HMLanders said:
    I forgot my husbands name the other day... I just totally blanked out for a good 5-6 seconds. I blame pregnancy AND having an 8 month old that still wakes up a couple of times throughout the night. 
    I'm DYING!!!!!!! 


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  • BmcD2016BmcD2016 member
    I put Orange sherbet in the fridge. Totally told on myself for my late night snack. 

    Ive been trying to think of a name for one thing all day long. Really. Know what it was? Catheter. 

    One of of my daughters had gymnastics tonight. We went out to dinner while she was there, go to pick her up and realized I forgot her dinner. 
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  • Des321Des321 member
    Surprisingly I haven't had any "baby fog" this time around (yet), but I remember having it so bad with DS. I mean it was a daily occurance and I always joked about how dumb pregnancy made me. I remember the first time I experienced that fog was when I put a plate in the microwave to make chicken nuggets. After a few minutes, I took out the plate and realized I forgot to put the chicken nuggets on it! 
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  • sweetlyuntiedsweetlyuntied member
    One of our lab techs totally called that I was pregnant because I kept forgetting to electronically sign orders (and they can't draw labs unless the orders are signed). After the this or fourth time she was like "Are you KU'd again?" 

    One of the many reasons that everyone knew I was pregnant basically right away.



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  • kendramarikendramari member
    Threw my debit card out the window thought it was my bread crust. Dont know why, realized it had to turn around and look for it. Haha dont even know why I had my debit card in my hand.
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  • Tyla23Tyla23 member
    So the other day, I was filling out some paperwork and I forgot what state I was in! I had to ask my boyfriend and for some reason the only thing I could think of was I lived in Philadelphia! 
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