Stop kicking me in the armpit...

joules11235 · April 2016

The things we say to our kids. I thought we were done with feet sticking into random body parts after the kid was born. Now when I feed him (EBF) he flails and keep kicking me in the arm pit.

What random things have you said to your kids?

sarapagan · April 2016

I told my four year old this morning "We do not put Violet's fingers up your nose" (Violet is his baby sister)

FatPony · April 2016

"No, you can't eat the dog"

AiramJ · April 2016

FatPony said:

"No, you can't eat the dog"

Same here! He loves pulling the ears and puts them in his mouth. My dogs are very patient and tolerant. LO also loves having his hands licked.

J1D · April 2016

"Oh, honey, no! Don't lick mama's foot!"

midge519 · April 2016

AiramJ said:

FatPony said:

"No, you can't eat the dog"

Same here! He loves pulling the ears and puts them in his mouth. My dogs are very patient and tolerant. LO also loves having his hands licked.

My daughter used to do this all the time!!! My poor dogs ears got chewed far more than any teething toy no matter what I did to stop it!

danniellemichelle · April 2016

FatPony said:

"No, you can't eat the dog"

same! She gets dog hairs all in her mouth ... Gross

chein1 · April 2016

This is the opposite...this is something random my oldest daughter said. The other night my husband was going to the bathroom and of course, no privacy, my daughter was all up in his business watching him pee. She's looking at his penis and she just blurts out, "Ew Daddy, that's a yucky tail!!!" We were dying, and penises have forever been renamed yucky tails in our household.

ladynesiko · April 2016

"Let go of my hair" or "Stop trying to eat my hair"

KristynLee15 · April 2016

"Evelyn we dont rip Mommas nose off"
For some reason when shes falling asleep she likes to twist noses...even her own!

texasmommahen · April 2016

"Audrey, caressing my face with your foot while you're nursing is getting really weird..."

midge519 · April 2016

"No Damien you cannot eat my toes" "Mommy's computer is not a teether" and most recently "You smirking and dribbling mill all over me is cute and all but I'd rather not get super sticky!"

kaseyhunter85 · April 2016

"Stop punching me in the throat"

he's started reaching out and either scratching at our shirts or grabbing things when we're feeding him. last night it was closed fist punching me in the throat.

joules11235 · April 2016

"Kelvin, please let go of [Mommy's/your sister's] hair"

"Please don't eat my phone"

"Oh, thank you for grabbing my head and sucking on my face. I love you, too"

KristynLee15 · April 2016

Now officially the weirdest thing ive said
"Stop yanking on uncle Kris"

I have a tear pendent that has my brothers ashes in it and LO loves to yank on it...

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