About a year before I got pregnant, Dh and I decided to celebrate Valentine's Day in the classiest way possible. We downed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and made our way to the bedroom for some sloppy and drunken lovin'. After we finished we snuggled in an exhausted heap. A minute went by, and out of nowhere I let loose the longest and loudest queef in the history of mankind. DH shot me a look of utter horror and I started laughing into tears. Except I laughed sooo hard I wet the bed. We then spent the next fifteen minutes during the most romantic night of the year stripping off our pee pee soaked bedsheets, febreezing and flipping the mattress (tinkle side down) and replacing it with fresh bedsheets. Happy Friday ladies!
I have one today! It's DS 2nd bday today and grandparents are heading to town tonight for a little party tomorrow. My parents are staying at my brothers this time and my ILs are staying here. We have 2 spare rooms and the ILs sleep in separate rooms at home due to MILs snoring. They're not the easiest guests to have in general and think it's ok to each take a room here when both rooms are free. I purposely spent time this morning putting DS party favors, present, wrapping paper and paper plates etc on 1 spare bed so when they show up tonight they'll see that the 2nd room is being used and is currently needed and they'll stay together in the other room. All because I don't want to wash 2 sets of sheets!
@WinniethePoohsPants That's an impossible FFFC to follow. Everything else will seem tame.
I hurried DH and DS out the door today because I "had a lot of work to do". The truth is I am caught up for the moment, and really, that was code for "I want to watch an episode of Scandal before I have to do anything major this morning...like shower."
Geez, it's like the Amy Schumer bit where she confesses to getting finger banged by a cabbie and her friend says that sometimes she eats ice cream after bedtime. Pales in comparison, really.
TTC#1 since May 2011
BFP #1 June 2011 m/c@6wks
BFP #2 December 2011, EDD 8/21/12, born 7/21/12 at 35w4d
1. I'm babysitting my friend's kids right now while she's at the doctor, and there are about 10000 places I'd rather be. Entertaining other people's kids drives me batty. Pluss her 5 year old talks like a three year old and it bugs me, even though he's my son's best friend.
2. Dh had been getting mad at his sister lately, and I'm kind of enjoying it.
3. Last night I totally scared myself watching a creepy episode of the Murdock Mysteries, and had to use a flashlight when I went to the bathroom to make sure no one was hiding behind the shower curtain, lol.
3. Last night I totally scared myself watching a creepy episode of the Murdock Mysteries, and had to use a flashlight when I went to the bathroom to make sure no one was hiding behind the shower curtain, lol.
So is it weird that I do this EVERY TIME I enter a bathroom, including (especially!) when I am at another person's house???
TTC#1 since May 2011
BFP #1 June 2011 m/c@6wks
BFP #2 December 2011, EDD 8/21/12, born 7/21/12 at 35w4d
Sister in law sent me a card yesterday saying she's sorry she cant come to my baby shower this weekend, she has, "church obligations." I don't even flippin care anymore, I'm used to her avoiding anything to do with our family period, makes less trouble for my mom and sister to have to deep clean the house since her nose gets all messed up coming over to my parents cause she claims she's allergic to cats.
Mine is...really don't want to see my in-laws second time in three weeks. Since we are babysitting my friend's puppy, I'm planning on using it as an excuse why I can't come at all or can't come and stay overnight. Secretly excited about it.
About a year before I got pregnant, Dh and I decided to celebrate Valentine's Day in the classiest way possible. We downed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and made our way to the bedroom for some sloppy and drunken lovin'. After we finished we snuggled in an exhausted heap. A minute went by, and out of nowhere I let loose the longest and loudest queef in the history of mankind. DH shot me a look of utter horror and I started laughing into tears. Except I laughed sooo hard I wet the bed. We then spent the next fifteen minutes during the most romantic night of the year stripping off our pee pee soaked bedsheets, febreezing and flipping the mattress (tinkle side down) and replacing it with fresh bedsheets. Happy Friday ladies!
I'm the only one that's felt my baby move. Hubby's been deployed since just after her first kick and no one else has been around. I kind of want to keep it that way since he's coming home in a few weeks, but I also have 2 baby showers to get through between now and then, so we'll see.
DD1: June '16 DD2: March ‘19 :::: Married since 2011 :::: USN Wife ::::
I've eaten almost every meal, except dinner, at Sheetz gas station for the last three days. They have an entire aisle for slushies, one for ice cream, and one for coffee. It's heaven. I'm going again for lunch today, I can't stop.
I guess at chick fil a today the "pay for the person behind you" chain had gotten started. I didn't offer to pay for the person behind me because he was some 17 year old tailgaiting me (and my baby) in his fancy car. who the heck tailgates/speeds in a drive thru? Someone who doesn't get free breakfast, that's who!
Ugh, mine is full sad panda. DH made me promise not to tell anyone the baby name. He's very serious about it as the only thing he wants to keep secret. Not 5 minutes ago I was talking to my coworker and blam. I said it in a sentence without realizing it! I only caught it Bc she gasped and made a squeal 'cause she knows the name. I swore her to secrecy, but now need to fess up to DH. Crap. Officially ruined the only thing he asked for. Also- kind of mad at him Bc he asked the impossible! We refer to the baby by its name all the time at home, of course it's going to be a habit and I'm going to slip!
So double FFFC: I messed up and I'm mad at him about it.
One of the girls I worked with at the ice rink needs help fixing a costume for next weekends competition and asked me to help her today. I told her I'm super swamped this weekend because my mil is here and I have 2 costumes I need to finish myself. She got butt hurt about it, but besides the fact that the above is true, I just don't want to help her today.... Lol.
Here's my Friday confession and it probably sounds terrible....I have been avoiding my mom for the past 2 weeks. My baby shower is this weekend and she told all my guests that it and everything about it was a surprise for me. As we have been nearing the event and she gets overexcited she has managed to spill the beans about EVERYTHING to include all the gifts that were bought off of my registry, who's coming, who's not, the venue, menu, date, time , decorations, games, prizes and even the surprise diaper cake and flowers DH ordered to have there for that day. I can appreciate her enthusiasm and am so incredibly grateful for the shower, but it's so hard for me to fake surprised and excited (no poker face) when I know things. I have been avoiding her phone calls and texts to try to avoid knowing anything else so I don't act underwhelmed since my guests all think it's a big surprise. I know I'm terrible but she calls at all hours of the day with updates about everything despite my dad, me and my husband asking her to tone it down a notch to include waking me up at night, interrupting my dinners and constantly trying to contact me at work. Seriously mom I really appreciate it, but I don't need incessant phone calls to my desk phone at work to know that cousin sue bought me the diaper genie and that we are now having 9 people at a table and not 10.
DH and I have peed the bed as adults too. We both had dreams we were peeing on the toilet. Lol He was mortified and I was laughing so hard when he told me what happened. I did it about 3-4 years ago, and felt so incredibly stupid. Dreams feel so real!
One of the girls I worked with at the ice rink needs help fixing a costume for next weekends competition and asked me to help her today. I told her I'm super swamped this weekend because my mil is here and I have 2 costumes I need to finish myself. She got butt hurt about it, but besides the fact that the above is true, I just don't want to help her today.... Lol.
Geez, are you ever NOT working on ice skating costumes?
I have made it to the stage of my pregnancy on deciding how important whatever I dropped on the floor really is.....well needless to say I have decided if I drop food on the floor under my desk, it's not worth it. So the floor under my desk is covered in large crumbs and bits of food because I just can't make the effort to bend over and pick it up to put in the trash. Kinda makes it worse because they have only vacuumed in our office once in the 7 months I've been in this office....
I went off on a C-level exec and blamed it on hormones. But it wasn't hormones at all, he's just f*cking awful and I thought it through ahead of time and knew I could get away with it so I took the pregnancy perk. It felt great, like really great. Sorry to all the current and future rational pregnant ladies.
A guy in the back office asked me to buy popcorn from his kid yesterday. I said I would because I'm sure that'll be me in about 5 years. I told him to remind me about it today. Anyway. I got the cash out and everything but if he doesn't remind me I'm not mentioning it. I'd rather get a pedicure. I also may or may not also be strategically avoiding having to talk to him so he can't ask me.
One of the girls I worked with at the ice rink needs help fixing a costume for next weekends competition and asked me to help her today. I told her I'm super swamped this weekend because my mil is here and I have 2 costumes I need to finish myself. She got butt hurt about it, but besides the fact that the above is true, I just don't want to help her today.... Lol.
Geez, are you ever NOT working on ice skating costumes?
These days, nope!! Haha. I can't complain too much though because it's a fun way to earn money.
I also have have to do accessories for our spring recital next month. Headpieces, some gold vests and bow ties, belts for "Hi Ho" number... It's going to be fun, but a good chunk of work!!
OH!!!! And I had another skate mom call me today to ask about a competition dress for her daughter for July, but doesn't want me to start it till June... I'm all "uhhhhh.... No. My kid comes in June and I'm not sewing new projects from mid-may through July, unless it's a quick fix." She didn't understand why I said no.
Our neighbors dog barked outside of our house last night for a good 30 minutes. Currently, our dog is over at their house barking like there is no tomorrow. Normally, I would get her inside and tell her "bad girl"... But instead I'm thinking "yeah keep barking and give them a taste of what I went through last night". I'm evil.
One of the girls I worked with at the ice rink needs help fixing a costume for next weekends competition and asked me to help her today. I told her I'm super swamped this weekend because my mil is here and I have 2 costumes I need to finish myself. She got butt hurt about it, but besides the fact that the above is true, I just don't want to help her today.... Lol.
Geez, are you ever NOT working on ice skating costumes?
These days, nope!! Haha. I can't complain too much though because it's a fun way to earn money.
I also have have to do accessories for our spring recital next month. Headpieces, some gold vests and bow ties, belts for "Hi Ho" number... It's going to be fun, but a good chunk of work!!
OH!!!! And I had another skate mom call me today to ask about a competition dress for her daughter for July, but doesn't want me to start it till June... I'm all "uhhhhh.... No. My kid comes in June and I'm not sewing new projects from mid-may through July, unless it's a quick fix." She didn't understand why I said no.
How do you not understand that having a baby means you are taking a break? Crazy lady.
It's Saturday, I'm late to the party, so flame away! I don't wear deodorant! I haven't worn deodorant since 2012, other than my wedding in september, when I was sweating/stinking like a pig and found some spray on in the bathroom. I usually just rub coconut oil and baking soda on my pits, but this weird prego skin is having a rxn to the baking soda and turning my puts red and raw, so now it's back to nada! And you know what? I smell pretty darn good! My SIL even stuck her face it my pits once (our holiday parties are fun) and she agreed, I don't stink at all.
@mar101483 I do not really use it either. Although for me I use nothing. The only time I put it on is if I think there will be some high pressure meeting and even then I can still not use it. It clogs my pores so bad when I use it daily or more then twice weekly so I gave up the ghost.
It's Saturday, I'm late to the party, so flame away! I don't wear deodorant! I haven't worn deodorant since 2012, other than my wedding in september, when I was sweating/stinking like a pig and found some spray on in the bathroom. I usually just rub coconut oil and baking soda on my pits, but this weird prego skin is having a rxn to the baking soda and turning my puts red and raw, so now it's back to nada! And you know what? I smell pretty darn good! My SIL even stuck her face it my pits once (our holiday parties are fun) and she agreed, I don't stink at all.
I'm jealous. I smell. My sweat smells worse than normal, my nips smell funny from leaking, my vag smells from the weird discharge and crotch sweat... Ugh. I've usually put on several layers of deodorant by about 10am. The stress of my job and fact that my office has felt sweltering lately hasn't helped
DD1: June '16 DD2: March ‘19 :::: Married since 2011 :::: USN Wife ::::
@meggyme yeah I feel like I always stink now. I sweat more than I ever have, I get hot so easily, and I feel like I smell all the time. No amount of deodorant or smelly good stuff makes me feel like it covers the scent up. However, no one else has mentioned me stinking and I've made my husband check me a couple of times. So maybe it is my heightened senses that makes me more aware. I do sweat so much and feel generally damp all of the time. Yuck.
Re: FFFC 4/15
About a year before I got pregnant, Dh and I decided to celebrate Valentine's Day in the classiest way possible. We downed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and made our way to the bedroom for some sloppy and drunken lovin'.
After we finished we snuggled in an exhausted heap. A minute went by, and out of nowhere I let loose the longest and loudest queef in the history of mankind. DH shot me a look of utter horror and I started laughing into tears. Except I laughed sooo hard I wet the bed.
We then spent the next fifteen minutes during the most romantic night of the year stripping off our pee pee soaked bedsheets, febreezing and flipping the mattress (tinkle side down) and replacing it with fresh bedsheets.
Happy Friday ladies!
I have one today! It's DS 2nd bday today and grandparents are heading to town tonight for a little party tomorrow. My parents are staying at my brothers this time and my ILs are staying here. We have 2 spare rooms and the ILs sleep in separate rooms at home due to MILs snoring. They're not the easiest guests to have in general and think it's ok to each take a room here when both rooms are free. I purposely spent time this morning putting DS party favors, present, wrapping paper and paper plates etc on 1 spare bed so when they show up tonight they'll see that the 2nd room is being used and is currently needed and they'll stay together in the other room. All because I don't want to wash 2 sets of sheets!
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I hurried DH and DS out the door today because I "had a lot of work to do". The truth is I am caught up for the moment, and really, that was code for "I want to watch an episode of Scandal before I have to do anything major this morning...like shower."
Geez, it's like the Amy Schumer bit where she confesses to getting finger banged by a cabbie and her friend says that sometimes she eats ice cream after bedtime. Pales in comparison, really.
BFP #1 June 2011 m/c@6wks
BFP #2 December 2011, EDD 8/21/12, born 7/21/12 at 35w4d
BFP #3 October 6, 2015. WHAT???
1. I'm babysitting my friend's kids right now while she's at the doctor, and there are about 10000 places I'd rather be. Entertaining other people's kids drives me batty. Pluss her 5 year old talks like a three year old and it bugs me, even though he's my son's best friend.
2. Dh had been getting mad at his sister lately, and I'm kind of enjoying it.
3. Last night I totally scared myself watching a creepy episode of the Murdock Mysteries, and had to use a flashlight when I went to the bathroom to make sure no one was hiding behind the shower curtain, lol.
BFP #1 June 2011 m/c@6wks
BFP #2 December 2011, EDD 8/21/12, born 7/21/12 at 35w4d
BFP #3 October 6, 2015. WHAT???
Mine is...really don't want to see my in-laws second time in three weeks. Since we are babysitting my friend's puppy, I'm planning on using it as an excuse why I can't come at all or can't come and stay overnight. Secretly excited about it.
DS2 5-18-2014
DD1 EDD 6-21-2016
Ugh, mine is full sad panda. DH made me promise not to tell anyone the baby name. He's very serious about it as the only thing he wants to keep secret. Not 5 minutes ago I was talking to my coworker and blam. I said it in a sentence without realizing it! I only caught it Bc she gasped and made a squeal 'cause she knows the name. I swore her to secrecy, but now need to fess up to DH.
So double FFFC: I messed up and I'm mad at him about it.
I too have peed the bed with DH in it, oops! Still wondering why he decided to put a ring on it...
Baby #2 Due 3/7/20
Baby #2 Due 3/7/20
Anyway. I got the cash out and everything but if he doesn't remind me I'm not mentioning it. I'd rather get a pedicure. I also may or may not also be strategically avoiding having to talk to him so he can't ask me.
I also have have to do accessories for our spring recital next month. Headpieces, some gold vests and bow ties, belts for "Hi Ho" number... It's going to be fun, but a good chunk of work!!
OH!!!! And I had another skate mom call me today to ask about a competition dress for her daughter for July, but doesn't want me to start it till June... I'm all "uhhhhh.... No. My kid comes in June and I'm not sewing new projects from mid-may through July, unless it's a quick fix." She didn't understand why I said no.